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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1172
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Do Club Milk self identify as a biscuit? All these bars in the competition is as controversial as trans athletes.

    Vote is for Fig Rolls. I think they count as one of your 5 a day.


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    #1173
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Club milk.

    Number one because fig rolls are disgusting and nothing makes my heart sink quicker then being offered a sweet treat with my tea only to discover it's a f*cking fig roll.

    And number two because club milks are nice and I can nibble all the chocolate off the sides.


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    #1174
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    gerrybbadd wrote: »

    Fig rolls for me. Remind me of childhood.

    boredering on abuse feeding them to a child


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    #1175
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Fig Rolls, always surprisingly nice. And, once again, up against a chocolate bar.

    You’re really robbing Peter to pay Paul here and the ultimate chocolate bar thread will be the lesser for it.

    Two in a row Emmet. People will talk.


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    #1176
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Club milk. It's a classic. And it's superior to the purple snack.
    dinorebel wrote: »
    Have we gone back to chocolate fingers?
    No need for lube, your body heat melts the chocolate so they slide right up. Apparently. My friend told me.


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    #1177
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Fig Rolls due to the aura of mystery surrounding their preparation.


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    #1178
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Fig rolls because they're weird as fcuk.


    Fig ??? In a biscuit?? In Ireland? Figs !!??

    Where are we, sub Saharan Africa? Ffs


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    #1179
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Fig Rolls due to the aura of mystery surrounding their preparation.

    Concentric piping machines


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    #1180
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    7-6 to the figs


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    #1181
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Peatys wrote: »
    Concentric piping machines

    AURA OF MYSTERY!


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    #1182
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Fig Rolls due to the aura of mystery surrounding their preparation.

    We need to ask Faker Baker


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    #1183
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Hi everyone. A club milk is a bar, it should not be eligible.

    Fig roll for me, thanks.


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    #1184
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Fig rolls as they are a nice biscuit every now and then


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    #1185
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Everything about fig rolls is awful. The outside. The inside. EVERYTHING.

    So Club Milk for me.


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    #1186
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Baggly wrote: »
    7-6 to the figs

    7-5 at this juncture actually, some fcuknugget neglected to put a reason for a vote so can actually go and jump into a vat of giant monkey piss.


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    #1187
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Necro wrote: »
    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Club milk :)

    BEO: We need a reason or you can fcuk off with your votes Hannibal.

    Wtf is BEO

    Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??


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    #1188
    Peatys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Wtf is BEO

    Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??

    That was the judge giving their call


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    #1189
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Hi everyone. A club milk is a bar, it should not be eligible.

    Fig roll for me, thanks.

    Well, if you're going to be like that Fig Rolls aren't biscuits, they're rolls. Slightly stale rolls at that. This round should be void


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    #1190
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Fig Rolls win 8-5 as ibarelycare is yet again on the wrong side of history


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    #1191
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I wonder if I can put the time spent on this tournament into a general admin code when filling in my timesheets for today.


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    #1192
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Everything about fig rolls is awful. The outside. The inside. EVERYTHING.

    Sounds like your perfect man.


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    #1193
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Autosport wrote: »
    Fig rolls as they are a nice biscuit every now and then

    They're always a biscuit.


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    #1194
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Fig Rolls win 8-5 as ibarelycare is yet again on the wrong side of history

    I need a text alert :( I'm nearly as bad as bluewolf.


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    #1195
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Wtf is BEO

    Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??

    Hannibal I'm disappointed in you. Respect for the self-appointed title.

    But instead

    giphy.gif


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    #1196
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Baggly wrote: »
    7-6 to the figs

    7-5 at this juncture actually, some fcuknugget neglected to put a reason for a vote so can actually go and jump into a vat of giant monkey piss.

    Jaysus keep your knickers on grandma


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    #1197
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Wtf is BEO

    Biscuit Enforcement Officer

    Basically a corrupt user like the Orcs in LOTRs.


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    #1198
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Wtf is BEO

    Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??

    It's only been needed for the last 1,198 posts but I'm not sure.


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    #1199
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Well, if you're going to be like that Fig Rolls aren't biscuits, they're rolls. Slightly stale rolls at that. This round should be void

    Wiki has them as cakes, believe it or not. Probably another tax fudge.


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    #1200
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Necro wrote: »
    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    Wtf is BEO

    Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??

    Hannibal I'm disappointed in you. Respect for the self-appointed title.

    But instead

    giphy.gif

    I was falsely accused actually :cool:


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    #1201
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Baggly wrote: »
    Wiki has them as cakes, believe it or not. Probably another tax fudge.

    giphy.gif


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