Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Jaysus keep your knickers on grandma

I don't wear knickers personally but, yeah, that would be the best place for them... on Grandma. Should've used a comma there, Sport.

Otherwise...

Baggly

Holy crap all biscuits are cakes

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/biscuit

Hannibal_Smith

Omackeral wrote: »

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Wtf is BEO

Judges call... Do we need to give a reason??

It's only been needed for the last 1,198 posts but I'm not sure.

By choice or obligation... Its not clear. My vote should count.

gerrybbadd

I see some common sense is prevailing in here. Good.

I'm less angry now.

Necro

ibarelycare wrote:

I wonder if I can put the time spent on this tournament into a general admin code when filling in my timesheets for today.

I'm getting work to set up a special code for me on the phones marked 'Boards Tournaments' as apparently I have to give 4 weeks notice and cant just quit to monitor the thread :pac:

Omackeral

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

By choice or obligation... Its not clear. My vote should count.

It's crystal clear. It's on the first page. No it shouldn't


I'll post again for ya.

Here's the rules for Round 1


1. Each match is made using a Random Number Generator.


2. You must give a reason for your choice or it won't count. It's more fun this way. Some people cast a vote with just their choice and then go back to edit it and include a choice. This is allowed once your post is edited by the time the count begins i.e. fairly quickly.


3. The first biscuit to receive 8 votes goes through to the next round.

Hannibal_Smith

Omackeral wrote: »

I don't wear knickers personally but, yeah, that would be the best place for them... on Grandma. Should've used a comma there, Sport.

Otherwise...

Now, is, not, the, time, get, on, with, the, competition

Deebles McBeebles

gerrybbadd wrote: »

I see some common sense is prevailing in here. Good.

I'm less angry now.

Horrible to hear, Gerry. Punch yourself in the nuts or something to get the bile rising.

Deebles McBeebles

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

By choice or obligation... Its not clear. My vote should count.

BEO:

Hannibal_Smith

Omackeral wrote: »

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

By choice or obligation... Its not clear. My vote should count.

It's crystal clear. It's on the first page. No it shouldn't


I'll post again for ya.

Here's the rules for Round 1


1. Each match is made using a Random Number Generator.


2. You must give a reason for your choice or it won't count. It's more fun this way. Some people cast a vote with just their choice and then go back to edit it and include a choice. This is allowed once your post is edited by the time the count begins i.e. fairly quickly.


3. The first biscuit to receive 8 votes goes through to the next round.

Ah OK... Its on page 2 on the phone and I never go to page 2

Apologies... Carry on reasons next time :rolleyes:

Uncharted

A poor imitation of the crisp competition.

The passions not there,the piss just isn't hot enough in people about biscuits.

Has to be said.

gerrybbadd

Uncharted wrote: »

A poor imitation of the crisp competition.

The passions not there,the piss just isn't hot enough in people about biscuits.

Has to be said.

Ah fúck off ya príck:D:D:D

Omackeral

Interesting one here. Don't forget to give a reason you toads.

Dark Chocolate Hobnob



VS

Dark Chocolate Digestive

Earthhorse

Uncharted wrote: »

A poor imitation of the crisp competition.

The passions not there,the piss just isn't hot enough in people about biscuits.

Has to be said.

Although probably true it ought to eat up in the semis and finals.

Not everything in life is as good as everything else it the same category; which is the whole theme of these competitions you insufferable dingbat.

Baggly

Hobnobs are better than digestives. Better flavour. Health angle. Digestives are mass appeal.

HOBNOBS.

Dom84

Dark Chocolate doesnt belong on a biscuit but hobnob over digestives

Hannibal_Smith

Vote Abstain

Reason I don't like dark chocolate.

Earthhorse

Dark Chocolate Digestives

They just taste better than most other biscuits in existence. Simple as that.

Deebles McBeebles

Given I have recently consumed a pack of chocolate Hobnobs while drunk and believe it to be what preempted a hangover, has to be Hobnonbs.

Uncharted

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah fúck off ya príck:D:D:D

In your soul,you know it to be true Ger.


Stop being a brown nosing cnut

snowgal

blugh, wouldn't eat either tbh but as I need to choose, Hobnob wins as they've a more interesting texture than a boring ol digestive.

(I will admit, Im definitely not as into biscuits as crisps! my crisp reasoning was much more passionate!)

Gregor Samsa

I abstain. Dark chocolate isn't food. It's like pitting Harpic Toilet Blocks against Cotton Wool.

IAMAMORON

I am saying dark chocolate HOB NOBS.

My reason is that the poo breath which is delivered after the consumption of a digestive is not great for anyone, particularly if they have been drinking over-milked tea.

Dark Chocolate Hob Nobs please.

Baggly

Uncharted wrote: »

In your soul,you know it to be true Ger.


Stop being a brown nosing cnut

Noone is going to get animated over some of the biscuits that need knocking out in this round. When it gets to the latter stages, we will see.

Earthhorse

This is a f*cking travesty.

snowgal

IAMAMORON wrote: »

.

My reason is that the poo breath which is delivered after the consumption of a digestive is not great for anyone, particularly if they have been drinking over-milked tea.

:eek::(

Deebles McBeebles

snowgal wrote: »

(I will admit, Im definitely not as into biscuits as crisps! my crisp reasoning was much more passionate!)

Have to agree, S. I'm finding it difficult to truly want to murder someone. Whether its because of the biscuits I am not sure.

Omackeral

Currently 5-1 to Hobnobs

Autosport

Dark chocolate digestives get my vote but I would rather milk chocolate digestives

Necro

Abstain. Dark Chocolate is manky