Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Earthhorse

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Have to agree, S. I'm finding it difficult to truly want to murder someone. Whether its because of the biscuits I am not sure.

I think more people were angry at JohnnyFlash and his supposed multiple personalities than they were about people's crisp choices but few will have the maturity to admit it.

There's a lesson in there for all of us and it's this; vote Dark Chocolate Digestives.

Uncharted

snowgal wrote: »

(I will admit, Im definitely not as into biscuits as crisps! my crisp reasoning was much more passionate!)

Welcome to the dark side

coffee_cake

I'll go dark digestive. Bc i voted hobnob already

Gregor Samsa

Ok, I un-abstain and vote Dark Chocolate Hob Nob. But eating one is like having sex with a toilet roll tube stuffed with jelly. You have to do a lot of imagining to pretend it's actually the real thing or anything remotely close to it. Dark Chocolate Digestives are like a toilet roll tube without the jelly.

ibarelycare

I generally hate dark chocolate.

However Dark Chocolate Digestives are a thing of beauty. Again, too sophisticated for the plebs of AH. Pathetic.

Uncharted

Baggly wrote: »

Noone is going to get animated over some of the biscuits that need knocking out in this round. When it gets to the latter stages, we will see.

I'll be anticipating the latter stages more than most Baggly.

There's only so much amateur biscuit pretenders a man can take.

Nailing my colours to the mast early to prove my devotion to this sh1tstorm........

Chocolate digestive till I die.

Death to all pretenders.

Earthhorse

ibarelycare wrote: »

However Dark Chocolate Digestives are a thing of beauty. Again, too sophisticated for the plebs of AH. Pathetic.

We need to form our own AH. With Meanies and Liebniz.

In fact, forget the forum.

Baggly

Uncharted wrote: »

I'll be anticipating the latter stages more than most Baggly.

There's only so much amateur biscuit pretenders a man can take.

Nailing my colours to the mast early to prove my devotion to this sh1tstorm........

Chocolate digestive till I die.

Death to all pretenders.

Well then. We all know where we stand, dont we.

Hobnobs are life. Digestives mean death.

Earthhorse

Uncharted wrote: »

I'll be anticipating the latter stages more than most Baggly.

There's only so much amateur biscuit pretenders a man can take.

Nailing my colours to the mast early to prove my devotion to this sh1tstorm........

Chocolate digestive till I die.

Death to all pretenders.

Will you edit your post to say Dark Chocolate Digestive to ensure your vote is properly counted and those vile, Hob Knob eaters don't try and trip us up on a technicality like the soulless, lawyers they are?

gerrybbadd

Hobnobs, like carbunkles on a tramps toes.

I'm going with the Nobs. Its like what Digestives would be if they evolved naturally

Roger Hassenforder

DC Hobnobs

Because I actually like them.

There I said it.
Go facefcuk yourselves, you weak chinned, twat eared cumsocks

Omackeral

Earthhorse wrote: »

Will you edit your post to say Dark Chocolate Digestive to ensure your vote is properly counted and those vile, Hob Knob eaters don't try and trip us up on a technicality like the soulless, lawyers they are?

It's been counted

Omackeral

Dark Choc Hobnobs win 8-5. We'll take a break here and resume later on!

cj maxx

Dark chocolate hob nobs.
Digestives are manky

Earthhorse

You people.

You're sick.

You're all sick, ya hear me?

I'll burn this place to the ground.

To the ground!

After lunch.

ibarelycare

FFS. This is putting me in a bad mood.

I don't even care for biscuits that much. I just don't like losing.

Boom_Bap

I'm only seeing this thread now and it's over 1200+ posts.


Is there a post with the latest standings and who was knocked out already?

Omackeral

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Is there a post with the latest standings and who was knocked out already?

All of these have progressed;

1 Mikado
2 BN
3 Jaffa Cake
4 Golden Crunch Creams
5 Danish Butter Cookies
6 Biscoff
7 Fox's Viennese
8 Vienesse Whirls
9 Fox's Crinkle Crunch
10 Bourbon
11 Penguin
12 Chocolate Kimberly
13 2 Finger Kit-Kat
14 Pink Wafer
15 Walkers Shortbread
16 Polo
17 Chocolate Digestive
18 Maryland Cookies
19 Fox's Classic
20 Milk Chocolate Hob Nob
21 Fig Rolls
22 Dark Chocolate Hob Nob



There are 10 more spots up for grabs in Round 2

Earthhorse

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm only seeing this thread now and it's over 1200+ posts.

Is there a post with the latest standings and who was knocked out already?

Dark Chocolate Digestives are gone.

Choco Liebniz, gone.

Ginger Nuts are gone.

Those are the only ones you could honestly care about being knocked out.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

So Ginger Nuts lost to a chocolate bar? I wouldn't spit on this 'competition'.

Uncharted

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I'm only seeing this thread now and it's over 1200+ posts.


Is there a post with the latest standings and who was knocked out already?

Johnny come lately over here ffs.

Basically, chocolate digestives are in the lead.

It's your mission to ensure it stays that way.

They are steamrolling all the competition, laying waste to all before them.

Join the dark side. *


* was tempted to do some apt heavy breathing ,but probably not wise ........ not since that last court order.

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Did Ginger Nuts make it?

Beaten by Fox's Classic.... and rightly so.

Autosport

I can't wait for iced party rings to make an appearance

Autosport

Omackeral wrote: »

Beaten by Fox's Classic.... and rightly so.

Il beat you with a classic ya numpty :P

Omackeral

Autosport wrote: »

I can't wait for iced party rings to make an appearance

Try circa 11:10PM yesterday

Uncharted

Autosport wrote: »

I can't wait for iced party rings to make an appearance

Door >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Omackeral

Autosport wrote: »

Il beat you with a classic ya numpty :P

1/10

Deebles McBeebles

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

So Ginger Nuts lost to a chocolate bar? I wouldn't spit on this 'competition'.

At least you still have the choice to spit. All thats left in your mouth after Ginger Nuts is dust (and ginger pubes).

Autosport

Omackeral wrote: »

Try circa 11:10PM yesterday

Those were iced GEMS not Party Rings

Jeez some people

IAMAMORON

Ginger Nuts being eliminated is cataclysmic, I demand a recount. People just have no clue.

People should start voting with their wallets, like they do in the aisles of the Supermarkets... nationwide.