Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Autosport wrote: »

Those were iced GEMS not Party Rings

Jeez some people

Both have been in the tournament so far you vile drip of donkey spunk

Earthhorse

Autosport wrote: »

Those were iced GEMS not Party Rings

Jeez some people

Do you just mean Party Rings?

'Cos they've already come up too.

Autosport

Omackeral wrote: »

Both have been in the tournament so far you vile drip of donkey spunk

I love it when you talk dirty

Uncharted

Autosport wrote: »

Those were iced GEMS not Party Rings

Jeez some people

Both of the above are basically iced mini discs.

Not in any way considered a treat, unless you are living in 1930's Moscow.

Cop yourself on.

Boom_Bap

Dark Choco Digestives gone!
What type of world are we living in?


At least the Bourbon Creams are through.


Ginger Nuts i can take or leave, the Fox's ginger crunch creams tough, nom.

Autosport

Uncharted wrote: »

Both of the above are basically iced mini discs.

Not in any way considered a treat, unless you are living in 1930's Moscow.

Cop yourself on.

Awww did someone upset poor Uncharted






Get a hold of yourself

Uncharted

Autosport wrote: »

Awww did someone upset poor Uncharted






Get a hold of yourself

The line in the sand ( ginger nut crumbs) is now drawn

JohnnyFlash

Pink wafers got through? Jesus Christ.

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Pink wafers got through? Jesus Christ.

Weirdos, the lot of em!

dinorebel

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Pink wafers got through? Jesus Christ.

This is a Godless place

JohnnyFlash

dinorebel wrote: »

This is a Godless place

There used to be a fundraiser on TV years ago called Telathon. It was hosted by Gay Byrne. Gay would send Joe Duffy out to visit some of the people who would benefit from the money raised.

There was usually a video showing urchins from Dublin riding piebald horses around desolate estates. Little mean faces peering into the camera. One can only imagine that some of them reached adulthood and voted for pink wafer biscuits

Franz Von Peppercorn II

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

There used to be a fundraiser on TV years ago called Telathon. It was hosted by Gay Byrne. Gay would send Joe Duffy out to visit some of the people who would benefit from the money raised.

There was usually a video showing urchins from Dublin riding piebald horses around desolate estates. Little mean faces peering into the camera. One can only imagine that some of them reached adulthood and voted for pink wafer biscuits

Oh they mostly starved because the money was spent on RTE admin.

Necro

IAMAMORON wrote:

Ginger Nuts being eliminated is cataclysmic, I demand a recount. People just have no clue.

Ginger Nuts are the worst of all the biscuits, if you want some ginger nuts just go and gargle a redhead you cretin

Witchie

Deleted User wrote: »

That may be true but who's ever been at a party and the lights go out and everyone starts singing Happy birthday to the light of a single candle shoved in a Jaffa Cake!!! No one! Absolutely no one!

My brother and I woke our little sister at midnight on her 13th birthday with a match stuck in a Jaffa Cake. True story.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Oreos? Do you eat them out of your bum bag while wandering around the mall on your mobility scooter? Fücking yank.

Its called a fanny pack imbecile. But I suppose you have never seen a fanny in real life so wouldn't know about the word.

ibarelycare wrote: »

I've never dunked a biscuit nor a cookie. In fact I don't even like tea or coffee OR milk.

Tonight's the night. Chocolate fingers dipped in sauvignon blanc. It's happening people.

Oreos (original flavour) are delicious with a good bottle of red like a Fleurie. Trust me.


I miss all the voting coz of work and time difference. Sigh.

gerrybbadd

Witchie wrote: »

My brother and I woke our little sister at midnight on her 13th birthday with a match stuck in a Jaffa Cake. True story.



Its called a fanny pack imbecile. But I suppose you have never seen a fanny in real life so wouldn't know about the word.



Oreos (original flavour) are delicious with a good bottle of red like a Fleurie. Trust me.


I miss all the voting coz of work and time difference. Sigh.

Only in America, you Yank lover. They're Bum Bags in Ireland. Or the lesser known, "Arse Satchel"

Witchie

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Only in America, you Yank lover. They're Bum Bags in Ireland. Or the lesser known, "Arse Satchel"

But I was accused of being in America so the local vernacular would be more appropriate in the situation.

I am neither American or in America.

Gregor Samsa

Witchie wrote: »

Its called a fanny pack imbecile. But I suppose you have never seen a fanny in real life so wouldn't know about the word.

It's only called a fanny pack by people who don't know what a fanny is. People who literally don't know their arse from their...

Peatys

Witchie wrote: »

But I was accused of being in America so the local vernacular would be more appropriate in the situation.

I am neither American or in America.

Wow, look over there at all those fúcks people give.. see 'em? No?

No you can't. Cause they're not there. Cause no one gives a fúck

Utter Consternation

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

It's only called a fanny pack by people who don't know what a fanny is. People who literally don't know their arse from their...

There's obviously plenty of people in this thread who have never seen a fanny.

I like to call them 'Hob knob' eaters.

Tell me how

The internet in 2019.
"Non female-bio people shouldn't be able compete in female competitions"
Also,
"2 finger Kit kats and Rocky's can enter a best biscuit competition"

To the 2 finger kit kats, I give, the 2 fingers.

Necro

That post would have been better with 'Hob Knob' gobblers.


Jesus do I have to even police the humour on this thread now? :rolleyes:

Necro

Supervalu have an offer on Chocolate Hob Nobs at the moment btw.

Just picked up two packets for scientific reasons.

Utter Consternation

Necro wrote: »

That post would have been better with 'Hob Knob' gobblers.


Jesus do I have to even police the humour on this thread now? :rolleyes:

Too obvious and the sign of a slow wit.

gerrybbadd

Necro wrote: »

Supervalu have an offer on Chocolate Hob Nobs at the moment btw.

Just picked up two packets for scientific reasons.

Ooh, a little bit of the nubbly

Utter Consternation

It's the sign of a very unsophisticated palate to confine yourself to liking only one type of biscuit. :rolleyes:

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

EmmetSpiceland

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

Still haven’t beaten 75c. All that Leg Reject’s fault.

Utter Consternation

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

The type of person who likes Oreos also claps when their flight lands.

Fcuking dunces.

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

Oreos got sent back to fat America by Maryland cookies

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Still haven’t beaten 75c. All that Leg Reject’s fault.

You know she tried to fool me once pretending to be the twin of Redneck Reject! *angryface*