Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

brevity

Will there be a fizzy drink competition after this?

Hannibal_Smith

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

I was forced to jump in to a vat of my own p*ss

But no reports of people in vats of their own sh*t at this current time.

Westernyelp

Necro wrote:

Oreos got sent back to fat America by Maryland cookies

Surely Maryland is in America? And they tasty like little sandcastles Bejeweled with rat ****s. Oreos for the win there.

Necro

Ok Chocolate Hobnobs are like what I'd imagine crack cocaine to be.

I'm moving to the dark side.

Utter Consternation

Westernyelp wrote: »

Surely Maryland is in America? And they tasty like little sandcastles Bejeweled with rat ****s. Oreos for the win there.

Oreos look like someone shat themselves after a serious session of Guinness and then scraped the sh1t out from their holes with their finger and put it into an Oreo rapper.

Truly the biscuit for imbeciles.

Necro

Westernyelp wrote: »

Surely Maryland is in America? And they tasty like little sandcastles Bejeweled with rat ****s. Oreos for the win there.

Missed the boat, you were probably waddling slowly to get there in fairness due to being the type of obese loser that eats Oreos.

Westernyelp

Necro wrote:

Missed the boat, you were probably waddling slowly to get there in fairness due to being the type of obese loser that eats Oreos.

Indeed. While degenerates like you sit in your tracksuits chewing on poundshop cookies. Not even aware of the bigger picture. Sad really

Utter Consternation

Necro wrote: »

Missed the boat, you were probably waddling slowly to get there in fairness due to being the type of obese loser that eats Oreos.

Probably drinks that rancid piss that is Dr Peppers also.

Tell me how

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok someone update me! I hope the ass was beaten out of them disgusting Oreos and all who voted for them are boiling in a vat of their own shìt!

Dark Chocolate Digestives are gone.
Choco Liebniz, gone.
Ginger Nuts are gone.
Chocolate Polo are gone.

But 2 finger Kit Kats are still in the competition.

'What', I hear you say, 'That makes no sense'

It's 2019, the kit kats are identifying as a biscuit.

Westernyelp

Utter Consternation wrote:

Oreos look like someone shat themselves after a serious session of Guinness and then scraped the sh1t out from their holes with their finger and put it into an Oreo rapper.

Maryland cookies look like something you would **** out after having a feed of Oreos

EmmetSpiceland

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Probably drinks that rancid piss that is Dr Peppers also.

Or Mountain Dew, a firm favourite of the “waddler”.

Pintman Paddy Losty

brevity wrote: »

Will there be a fizzy drink competition after this?

There may well be.

But if its run by Omackeral the fizzy drink competition will also include pints, cups of tea, juices and anything else that even comes close to resembling a fizzy drink.

This "biscuit" competition seems to include everything from bars to cakes and everything in between.

Westernyelp

EmmetSpiceland wrote:

Or Mountain Dew, a firm favourite of the “waddlerâ€.

****ed up on Maryland's and Smak Orange is what you are

Earthhorse

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Probably drinks that rancid piss that is Dr Peppers also.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Or Mountain Dew, a firm favourite of the “waddler”.

Save it for the fizzy drinks compo.

Utter Consternation

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Or Mountain Dew, a firm favourite of the “waddler”.

Why is it always fat cnuts that consume large amounts of energy drinks?

Surely a fat cnut needs less energy????

adox

Whos the cnut that keeps posting mid vote scores and isnt Omackeral? Like get your own thread ya fcuking busy body.

adox

And fcuk you Omackeral for holding votes during a working day.

Uncharted

adox wrote: »

And fcuk you Omackeral for holding votes during a working day.

Don't hold back kid

gerrybbadd

adox wrote: »

And fcuk you Omackeral for holding votes during a working day.

Sure the man is working himself. The fact he's able to skip out, leaving Ireland's most dangerous unattended, to "shiv" each other and embibe drugs into themselves via the anal canal, to run this tournament for slack jaws like you, should be applauded.

Deebles McBeebles

adox wrote: »

Whos the cnut that keeps posting mid vote scores and isnt Omackeral? Like get your own thread ya fcuking busy body.

That would be valued member of the community, Baggly. Our unofficial score keeper.

So why don't you build a bridge....







climb to the highest point and f*ck yourself off it, you limp-wristed piece of sh*t.

Utter Consternation

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

climb to the highest point and f*ck yourself off it, you limp-wristed piece of sh*t.

Excellent point. Well made.

Baggly

Personally I'm usually against people counting things. But here I think it adds value.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That would be valued member of the community, Baggly. Our unoffical score keeper.

To be quite honest, D, he’s got a point. It’s not needed and comes across as posting for posting’s sake. We don’t need a running “commentary”.

If there’s a request for a count fair enough but we already have one main “bean counter” and that’s what matters.

He can defer to his “deputies” whenever he wants but we shouldn’t have to put up with it.

Hannibal_Smith

gerrybbadd wrote: »

adox wrote: »

And fcuk you Omackeral for holding votes during a working day.

Sure the man is working himself. The fact he's able to skip out, leaving Ireland's most dangerous unattended, to "shiv" each other and embibe drugs into themselves via the anal canal, to run this tournament for slack jaws like you, should be applauded.

Didn't know whether you were talking about the thread or the prison for a minute there

Earthhorse

Counting can be useful in the later rounds when more points are required. Not so useful at this stage of the compo.

Utter Consternation

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

To be quite honest, D, he’s got a point. It’s not needed and comes across as posting for posting’s sake. We don’t need a running “commentary”.

If there’s a request for a count fair enough but we already have one main “bean counter” and that’s what matters.

He can defer to his “deputies” whenever he wants but we shouldn’t have to put up with it.

Why don't you shove a tin of USA biscuits up your hole? You're the answer to the question no one fcuking asked.

Give me fcuking strength.

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

To be quite honest, D, he’s got a point. It’s not needed and comes across as posting for posting’s sake. We don’t need a running “commentary”.

If there’s a request for a count fair enough but we already have one main “bean counter” and that’s what matters.

He can defer to his “deputies” whenever he wants but we shouldn’t have to put up with it.

I would be all in favour of it being OMack's task exclusively, E but lets be honest, that c*nt couldn't count his fingers.

Again, throwing to the BEO's would usually suffice but thats me, Earthhorse and Necro so...see above.

We are missing a couple of people from the crisp thread who volunteered for the job and did it well and now Baggly has take over that mantle. I mean, he's definitely a total c*nt too but at least he can count and responds to people/other c*nts requesting a count.

Baggly

Ill count what i want when i want and there isnt a damned thing anyone can do about it.

Utter Consternation

Baggly wrote: »

Ill count what i want when i want and there isnt a damned thing anyone can do about it.

Count this.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Working me hole. The prick is re-watching the first season of Peaky Blinders.