Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Peatys

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Working me hole..

Don't mind if i do

Baggly

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Count this.

That would be 1 raised finger attached to 1 hand attached to 1 moron.

EmmetSpiceland

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Why don't you shove a tin of USA biscuits up your hole? You're the answer to the question no one fcuking asked.

Give me fcuking strength.

Another gobby interloper, highly likely the type that enjoys nothing more than a boring digestive biscuit before a long day of “bothering” livestock.

Piss off back to whatever fungal infestation you call a bedroom and eat shít. You lippy ****.

Necro

Deebles McBeebles wrote:

We are missing a couple of people from the crisp thread who volunteered for the job and did it well and now Baggly has take over that mantle. I mean, he's definitely a total c*nt too but at least he can count and responds to people/other c*nts requesting a count.

Where is that prick who was posting useful tables during the crisps tourney for everyone anyways.

Slacking is not tolerated in this neck of the woods.

Earthhorse

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Working me hole. The prick is re-watching the first season of Peaky Blinders.

In realtime.

Utter Consternation

Necro wrote: »

Where is that prick who was posting useful tables during the crisps tourney for everyone anyways.

Slacking is not tolerated in this neck of the woods.

The fcuking King of Excel. Cnut with nothing better for doing.

Roger Hassenforder

Baggly wrote: »

Ill count what i want when i want and there isnt a damned thing anyone can do about it.

Just shut the fcuk up and do the count, Bitch.

Green&Red

ibarelycare wrote: »

Hobnobs are shíte. Horrible confusing texture.


So Animals I guess.

How the **** can you be confused by the texture of a ****ing biscuit?
I’ll tell you how, if you a halfwit, that is literally the only way you won’t be able to grasp the concept of oats and chocolate together in biscuit form

Baggly

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Just shut the fcuk up and do the count, Bitch.

37 characters in the above. 37 ****s not given by me.

Green&Red

Baggly wrote: »

37 characters in the above. 37 ****s not given by me.

Poor comeback

adox

Baggly wrote: »

37 characters in the above. 37 ****s not given by me.

I counted to make sure.

Utter Consternation

Baggly wrote: »

37 characters in the above. 37 ****s not given by me.

Fcuking bollocks thinks he's Rainman. Without the personality.

Baggly

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Fcuking bollocks thinks he's Rainman. Without the personality.

Ah come on now. Fairly low bar to set for yourself if counting to 37 makes you a savant.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Peatys wrote: »

Don't mind if i do

Don't forget to lick my sack when you're down there lowlife.

Utter Consternation

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Don't forget to lick my sack when you're down there lowlife.

All smeg like a gone off Mikado.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

I'm assuming there are going to be tins of biscuits competing?? Last thing this piece of chite competition needs is the inclusion of snack bars and fully fledged chocolate bars, but the absence of tin box juggernauts.

Utter Consternation

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I'm assuming there are going to be tins of biscuits competing?? Last thing this piece of chite competition needs is the inclusion of snack bars and fully fledged chocolate bars, but the absence of tin box juggernauts.

A snack bar or a fcuking two finger kit kat are not biscuits. Anyone who thinks that needs their pea brain examined.

JohnnyFlash

Utter Consternation wrote: »

A snack bar or a fcuking two finger kit kat are not biscuits. Anyone who thinks that needs their pea brain examined.

You strike me as the sort of man who spreads butter on his Marietta biscuits. This is after eating 6 ham sandwiches taken out of an old USA biscuit tin used as a lunchbox. You dirty hairy mucksavage.

Utter Consternation

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You strike me as the sort of man who spreads butter on his Marietta biscuits. This is after eating 6 ham sandwiches taken out of an old USA biscuit tin used as a lunchbox. You dirty hairy mucksavage.

I'd forgotten about that age old delicacy. I must revisit that again sometime.

Less of the personals, Johnny. There's no place for it amongst the serious issues that are being discussed here.

You fcuking gormless spoofer.

Necro

Utter Consternation wrote: »

A snack bar or a fcuking two finger kit kat are not biscuits. Anyone who thinks that needs their pea brain examined.

BEO: Whatever options the organiser puts into the contest are classed as biscuits.

If you don't like it take it up with the biscuit police... which ironically is me.

PARlance

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Fcuking bollocks thinks he's Rainman. Without the personality.

He's just a rainy day.
It was the same in the UCT.

Omackeral

adox wrote: »

And fcuk you Omackeral for holding votes during a working day.

The reason I did that is because fcuk you.

Cienciano

2 finger Kit-Kats multipacks are in the biscuit section in the supermarket. That's good enough for me. You'll have the same pedantic idiots telling us "ehh, actually, Jaffa cakes technically aren't biscuits" as they push their glasses up the bridge of their nose and tell the VAT story. No one cares, they're all biscuits.

Gregor Samsa

Necro wrote: »

BEO: Whatever options the organiser puts into the contest are classed as biscuits.

If you don't like it take it up with the biscuit police... which ironically is me.

If a KitKat was a biscuit, this would be the proper way to eat it



You'd want to be some filthy degenerate to think that's correct in any way.

Baggly

Everything is a biscuit if you think about it for a minute.

Necro

Cienciano wrote: »

2 finger Kit-Kats multipacks are in the biscuit section in the supermarket. That's good enough for me. You'll have the same pedantic idiots telling us "ehh, actually, Jaffa cakes technically aren't biscuits" as they push their glasses up the bridge of their nose and tell the VAT story. No one cares, they're all biscuits.

This guy gets it.

Want a promotion to Biscuit Enforcement Officer? I've gotta jet as I'm working tonight and I don't trust Deebles or Earthy to be anyway competent at keeping the peace till I get back.

Utter Consternation

Cienciano wrote: »

2 finger Kit-Kats multipacks are in the biscuit section in the supermarket. That's good enough for me. You'll have the same pedantic idiots telling us "ehh, actually, Jaffa cakes technically aren't biscuits" as they push their glasses up the bridge of their nose and tell the VAT story. No one cares, they're all biscuits.

Your argument is horsesh1t. Should we add in Mars Bars, Marathon bars and everything fcuking else???

Baggly

Cienciano wrote: »

2 finger Kit-Kats multipacks are in the biscuit section in the supermarket. That's good enough for me. You'll have the same pedantic idiots telling us "ehh, actually, Jaffa cakes technically aren't biscuits" as they push their glasses up the bridge of their nose and tell the VAT story. No one cares, they're all biscuits.

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

If a KitKat was a biscuit, this would be the proper way to eat it



You'd want to be some filthy degenerate to think that's correct in any way.

Both compelling arguments tbf

gerrybbadd

Baggly wrote: »

Everything is a biscuit if you think about it for a minute.

Blue Sky thinking. I like it

Necro

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

If a KitKat was a biscuit, this would be the proper way to eat it



You'd want to be some filthy degenerate to think that's correct in any way.

Explains why you ruined a perfectly good FOUR-Fingered Kit Kat to make a point.

You filthy ingrate, it's clearly two fingered Kit Kats that are in this contest.

You've a gob on ya, I'll give you that though Gregor. You're probably more used to hoovering up apples like some sort of Centaur though.