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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1352
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Necro wrote: »
    Explains why you ruined a perfectly good FOUR-Fingered Kit Kat to make a point.

    You filthy ingrate, it's clearly two fingered Kit Kats that are in this contest.

    Quick, get Baggly in to do the figures on that. He's an expert on counting.

    Fcuking KPMG.


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    #1353
    dinorebel
    Registered Users Posts: 2,278 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    A snack bar or a fcuking two finger kit kat are not biscuits. Anyone who thinks that needs their pea brain examined.

    Much more of this and you'll be meeting Omackeral in a professional capacity.


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    #1354
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    Your argument is horsesh1t. Should we add in Mars Bars, Marathon bars and everything fcuking else???

    No, because they're bars, not biscuits. Your brain is as smooth as a snooker ball, this isn't difficult.


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    #1355
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Cienciano wrote: »
    2 finger Kit-Kats multipacks are in the biscuit section in the supermarket. That's good enough for me. You'll have the same pedantic idiots telling us "ehh, actually, Jaffa cakes technically aren't biscuits" as they push their glasses up the bridge of their nose and tell the VAT story. No one cares, they're all biscuits.

    Supermarkets put tomatoes in the vegetable section. What the fúck do they know about food?


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    #1356
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Fcuking flat earthers still trying to convince themselves that Kitkats are biscuits.


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    #1357
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    I'm assuming there are going to be tins of biscuits competing?? Last thing this piece of chite competition needs is the inclusion of snack bars and fully fledged chocolate bars, but the absence of tin box juggernauts.

    Can you be 40% less autistic please?


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    #1358
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Necro wrote: »
    Explains why you ruined a perfectly good FOUR-Fingered Kit Kat to make a point.

    You filthy ingrate, it's clearly two fingered Kit Kats that are in this contest.

    You've a gob on ya, I'll give you that though Gregor. You're probably more used to hoovering up apples like some sort of Centaur though.

    Exactly. 2 finger kit kat = biscuit. 4 finger kit kat = bar

    If people can't get that they shouldn't be legally allowed to have children.


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    #1359
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Much more of this and you'll be meeting Omackeral in a professional capacity.

    Bent over and spread wider than Baggly’s fanny.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #1360
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    Quick, get Baggly in to do the figures on that. He's an expert on counting.

    Fcuking KPMG.

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    #1361
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Necro wrote: »
    Explains why you ruined a perfectly good FOUR-Fingered Kit Kat to make a point.

    You filthy ingrate, it's clearly two fingered Kit Kats that are in this contest.

    You've a gob on ya, I'll give you that though Gregor. You're probably more used to hoovering up apples like some sort of Centaur though.

    Joke's on you, because that was the KitKat your ma packed for your lunch for Playschool tomorrow. And that's not Nutella in your sammiches.


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    #1362
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    A snack bar or a fcuking two finger kit kat are not biscuits. Anyone who thinks that needs their pea brain examined.

    Nonsense, Cadbury class them as biscuits

    "Smooth Cadbury milk chocolate filling, sandwiched between two scrumptious shortcake squares for the perfect biscuity snack!"

    A snack bar is so darn amazing it can be whatever it wants to be ;)


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    #1363
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    dinorebel wrote: »
    Much more of this and you'll be meeting Omackeral in a professional capacity.

    I have no requirement for a janitor at this moment in time. :confused:


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    #1364
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    adox wrote:
    Fcuking flat earthers still trying to convince themselves that Kitkats are biscuits.

    Fcuking Trump supporters want to ruin all the good threads with stupid arguments about eligibility.

    If Omackeral wants to put a turnip in the tournament he'll fcuking well do it and you'll lap it up like a cat sucking milk from its mother's teets


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    #1365
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    On a side note, you can sometimes get multi packs of 2 finger kit kats with the foil and paper wrapping. I think kit-kats lost part of their soul when they went to those plastic wrappers. It also made the junkies sad


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    #1366
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 14,014 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Exactly. 2 finger kit kat = biscuit. 4 finger kit kat = bar

    If people can't get that they shouldn't be legally allowed to have children.

    A 2 fingered kitkat has another name.
    Half a frickin kitkat
    Still a bar !


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    #1367
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Look at all you dirty bastards who couldn't wait for me.

    Are ye currently voting or just displaying your ignorance?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1368
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Nonsense, Cadbury class them as biscuits

    "Smooth Cadbury milk chocolate filling, sandwiched between two scrumptious shortcake squares for the perfect biscuity snack!"

    A snack bar is so darn amazing it can be whatever it wants to be ;)

    A lemony cheesecake isnt a lemon!

    You obviously are.


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    #1369
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Look at all you dirty bastards who couldn't wait for me.

    Are ye currently voting or just displaying your ignorance?

    What kinda time do you call this?

    I was waiting on ya all day

    EDIT: Just the ignorance for now


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    #1370
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Honest to God some whiney aul bitches in here. If you think something's not a biscuit, you're free to say why when you vote. It's that simple. If there's anything that you think would've been a better "true" biscuit, you can suggest it's inclusion in the last chance battle royal.

    Next match at 5PM


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    #1371
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Necro wrote: »
    Fcuking Trump supporters want to ruin all the good threads with stupid arguments about eligibility.

    If Omackeral wants to put a turnip in the tournament he'll fcuking well do it and you'll lap it up like a cat sucking milk from its mother's teets

    I`m still waiting patiently for the bag of carrots.


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    #1372
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Omackeral wrote:
    Honest to God some whiney aul bitches in here. If you think something's not a biscuit, you're free to say why when you vote. It's that simple. If there's anything that you think would've been a better "true" biscuit, you can suggest it's inclusion in the last chance battle royal.

    Bacon Fries are kinda biscuity....

    :pac:


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    #1373
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    adox wrote: »
    A lemony cheesecake isnt a lemon!

    You obviously are.

    Bravo.


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    #1374
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    What kinda time do you call this?

    I was waiting on ya all day

    EDIT: Just the ignorance for now

    I was in work, something beyond the limited capabilities of most of the degenerates here who spend the day licking their drool off windows. Wouldn't have the manual dexterity to pick their noses FFS.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1375
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Look at all you dirty bastards who couldn't wait for me.

    Are ye currently voting or just displaying your ignorance?

    Hot take coming up but nobody gives a fcuk about you on here or in real life.


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    #1376
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    I`ll be driving home at 5 o clock.

    Poxy thread.


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    #1377
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Exactly. 2 finger kit kat = biscuit. 4 finger kit kat = bar

    Why THE PHUCK would a two fingered Kit Kat be a biscuit, but a four fingered Kit Kat be a bar, you sack of festering bowel juice that was cleaned out of your mother's sticky back passage with a plastic picnic fork?????!!!!


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    #1378
    Greyfox
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Supermarkets put tomatoes in the vegetable section. What the fúck do they know about food?

    They know how much we love biscuits so place stuff you need all over the supermarket so that in your search you have to pass the biscuits 5 times so you'll crack eventually and buy some


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    #1379
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Hot take coming up but nobody gives a fcuk about you on here or in real life.

    Thanks be to fcuk, I'd hate to think ye were using your limited brain power thinking about me when learning to wipe your arse should take priority.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1380
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 926 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Why THE PHUCK would a two fingered Kit Kat be a biscuit, but a four fingered Kit Kat be a bar, you sack of festering bowel juice that was cleaned out of your mother's sticky back passage with a plastic picnic fork?????!!!!

    You hit the nail on the head there, LSAJ. He really is a spunk receptacle.


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    #1381
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Greyfox wrote: »
    They know how much we love biscuits so place stuff you need all over the supermarket so that in your search you have to pass the biscuits 5 times so you'll crack eventually and buy some

    There's people here who don't know the difference between loving a biscuit and loving a bar. They should take that shít to the dark web with all their other deranged peccadilloes.


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