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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1382
    jammiedodgers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,409 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Exactly. 2 finger kit kat = biscuit. 4 finger kit kat = bar

    If people can't get that they shouldn't be legally allowed to have children.

    I've met some stupid cunts in my time but you take the fucking biscuit 2 finger kit kat


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    #1383
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Necro wrote: »
    I've gotta jet as I'm working tonight and I don't trust Deebles or Earthy to be anyway competent at keeping the peace till I get back.

    Dad, is that you?


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    #1384
    hellsing101
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭hellsing101


    I always thought the standard kitkat was a biscuit where as the kitkat chunky would be a bar.
    Where do Jacobs Elite sit on the spectrum or would they be considered a cake like Tunnocks?


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    #1385
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    I'd another packet of Manhattans there this afternoon with a discount Tuna sambo. Very nice crisps, remarkably salty, I'm thinking these would go well with a pint. And only 65 Cent!!! Glory be!


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    #1386
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    hellsing101 wrote: »
    I always thought the standard kitkat was a biscuit where as the kitkat chunky would be a bar.
    Where do Jacobs Elite sit on the spectrum or would they be considered a cake like Tunnocks?

    The phuck are you on about? ALL KIT KATS ARE BARS. Jacob's Elite are biscuits. Tunocks are not cakes, they are biscuits. Christ on Bikers!


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    #1387
    hellsing101
    Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭hellsing101


    Whats the criteria to decide something is a biscuit/bar/cake?


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    #1388
    Uncharted
    Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    hellsing101 wrote: »
    Whats the criteria to decide something is a biscuit/bar/cake?

    Omackeral


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    #1389
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    hellsing101 wrote: »
    Whats the criteria to decide something is a biscuit/bar/cake?

    A brain. A brain is the criteria Hellsing.


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    #1390
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    hellsing101 wrote: »
    Whats the criteria to decide something is a biscuit/bar/cake?

    Common sense. If it’s bar shaped it’s a bar. If you can stick a candle in it, it’s a cake. If it’s got a crunchy flat bit, it’s a biscuit. Biscuit can be an ingredient in a cake or bar. But not the other way around.


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    #1391
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    We're back! Vote. Give reasons. Be a prick.
    Strawberry Creams

    hill-strawberry-creams-150g.jpg

    VS

    Fruit Shortcake

    Mcvities%20Fruit%20Shortcake%20200G.jpg


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    #1392
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    A brain. A brain is the criteria Hellsing.

    Says the imbecile still talking about crisps. You're about as much use as the cum running down your mother's leg.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1393
    DaeryssaOne
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭DaeryssaOne


    Fruit Shortcake, nice for dipping in tea and strawberry creams are just wrong compared to custard creams


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    #1394
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    I dont like strawberry flavoured stuff so fruit shortcake.

    2-0 to the shorties.


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    #1395
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Fruit shortcake, cheap and delicious dunked or crunchy. Bonus dried fruit and sugar left in the bottom of the packet.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1396
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    I'll go for the Strawberry Creams even though I don't like strawberry flavoured stuff (including strawberries), but also because Fruit Shortcake are manky. I can deal with the shortcake...but fruit?!?


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    #1397
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Fruit shortcake. I pretend it’s peppered with dead flies. The pink stuff in strawberry creams has never seen the inside of a strawberry. Probably made from human placenta.


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    #1398
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Strawberry Creams are the Hayacint Bucket of biscuits.


    The fruit shortcakes, while not remarkable are a good allrounder, can be dunked, eating in large quantities and can be crumbled and added to the base of a cheesecake. I bet nobody has tried that.


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    #1399
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Strawberry Creams are the Hayacint Bucket of biscuits.


    The fruit shortcakes, while not remarkable are a good allrounder, can be dunked, eating in large quantities and can be crumbled and added to the base of a cheesecake. I bet nobody has tried that.

    Just place your vote Boomer.


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    #1400
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Two sh!t biscuits

    The fruit one for being marginally less ****


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    #1401
    [Deleted User]
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    Strawberry creams because lumps of actual fruit in biscuits is manky!


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    #1402
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Baggly wrote: »
    Just place your vote Boomer.

    giphy.gif

    Fruit Shortcakes!


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    #1403
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    6-1 to shorties.


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    #1404
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Fruit Shortcakes coz they're less chite.


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    #1405
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,602 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Fruit shortcake cos it takes me right back to my childhood, and the "nick 'em? I bought 'em" ad,
    whereas those other biscuits look yuck.


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    #1406
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    My counting abilities seem to have deserted me. Will leave it to the big man.


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    #1407
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I'd rather get a prostate examination from a doctor with advanced leprosy and elephantiasis than eat either of those biscuits.


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    #1408
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I'd rather get a prostate examination from a doctor with advanced leprosy and elephantiasis than eat either of those biscuits.

    Those are the 3 options alright.


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    #1409
    Baggly
    Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Woohoo counting ability is back!


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    #1410
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Strawberry creams

    Fruit shortcake can get in the bin beside and garibaldi, pointless little yokes


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    #1411
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    It's 8-2 to Fruit Shortcake, a demolition.

    Baggly sort your life out.


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