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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Strawberry creams are much nicer than those rank pretend fruit shortcakes


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Autosport wrote: »
    Strawberry creams are much nicer than those rank pretend fruit shortcakes

    It's actual fruit shortcakes we're voting on here.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Two notiony ones now...
    Chocolate Mikado

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    VS

    Jelly Stars

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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Baggly wrote: »
    Woohoo counting ability is back!
    I knew I could count on you


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hahahaha the f*ckin circle, f*ck you Omack. Are you in a coma?

    Mikado because Mikado are awesome and chocolate is awesome so....


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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I'll have to go with the chocolate fanny biscuit as the other one is rank.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Chocolate mikados are a million times nicer than those jelly biscuits


  • Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭DaeryssaOne


    Both pretty mank but would go for the mikado one over the jelly one, even hated them as a child and I would eat ANY biscuit put in front of me back then


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Vote Chocolate mikados

    reason because of the Marshmallow.. And I don't know what jelly stars are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Mikados bc marshmallow


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Wow. He's taking individual biscuits from biscuit tins. Respect my good man, respect.

    My vote is for the chocolate mikado. Like a pulsating fluffy wet sheep vagina coated in steaming brown chite.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I'll have to go with the chocolate fanny biscuit as the other one is rank.

    You're gonna have to be more specific. I've seen some bad growlers that look like both.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Choc mikado by +1000
    If you don't like them you prefer dog food to real food


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Fruit shortcake cos it takes me right back to my childhood,

    Having my mouth washed out with soap in the school toilets in Junior Infants by an alcoholic priest for calling Jesus a "bastard" (it's technically correct) brings me back to my childhood, but I wouldn't vote for it.

    Oh wait, I'm getting thick with people I agree with now. This thread, and everyone in it, it toxic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭hellsing101


    Jelly Stars are the ****e thats left after all the good biscuits are gone.
    Chocolate Mikado not great but much better than Jelly Stars.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    My vote is for the chocolate mikado. Like a pulsating fluffy wet sheep vagina coated in steaming brown chite.

    See to most folks, the above would be a reason vote against that particular choice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Mikado. Beautiful, wet, pink and fluffy. Like a pulsating sheep vagina ready to be cream-pied.
    My vote is for the chocolate mikado. Like a pulsating fluffy wet sheep vagina coated in steaming brown chite.

    BEO: Any more repeats from you and it'll be the back of my hand.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,602 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Chocolate mikado became it is ridiculously delicious, I once ate an entire packet, all by myself, and didn't feel guilty.
    And still don't.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Chocolate mikado. Has an air of discrete mystery about it, like a classy lady in an expensive dress. Jelly Stars are basically the biscuit version of a gonzo porn bird spreading.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    BEO: Any more repeats from you and it'll be the back of my hand.

    In fairness, both are Mikado so he's consistent if nothing else.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Right Chocolate Mikado wins. It's either 8-1 or 8-0 as I'm still not sure which biscuit Leg End Reject plumped for as both were referred to as fannies by various people. It's academic anyway.

    EDIT- Chocloate Mikado hands out the first whitewash of the tournament 8-0.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Omackeral wrote: »
    In fairness, both are Mikado so he's consistent if nothing else.

    Consistently mentioning sheep vaginas???

    Yeah, fair enough actually. Only one sheep vagina reference from here on though. Its getting me all worked up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Omackeral wrote: »
    You're gonna have to be more specific. I've seen some bad growlers that look like both.

    Mikado - chocolate fanny biscuit.

    Sorry, I forget you have the mental acumen of bacteria.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Mint-off on the horizon...
    Club Milk Mint

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    VS

    Viscount

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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Omackeral wrote: »
    You're gonna have to be more specific. I've seen some bad growlers that look like both.

    Online.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys


    Your argument is horsesh1t. Should we add in Mars Bars, Marathon bars and everything fcuking else???

    They're in the sweet section. Try and keep up


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Viscount, a more royal and roundy minty choice


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    Viscount, I never thought you would ask.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Viscount, the best minty thing ever and the most underatted biscuit of all


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Viscount because I've never had a club milk mint.


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