Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Peatys

Toffypops.
It's toffee........ and chocolate.......... and gorgeous base.

That's it.. I'm off to the shops

The Princess Bride

Toffypops win, they're so chewy that they last longer, not a fan of raspberry in biscuits either.

dinorebel

Toffypops for me the Raspberry Creams are an abomination

Leg End Reject

Ah lads, stop insulting people who aren't throwing them out themselves. The whole thing will be shut down and I got a new stack of 5c coins today.

gwalk

Toffee Pops

No contest,

Raspberry creams are only good for throwing at people

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

You shower of phucking imbeciles. Mikados beaten by some poxy chite that only people who still live in their parents eat.

Necro

Raspberry Creams as the best of two horror shows. But none would ever grace my biscuit cupboard/tin ever.

Greyfox

Toffypops by a long way

jammiedodgers

Nooooo I missed the ****ing Jammie Dodgers!! ****ING **** ****

Leg End Reject

Toffee pops, biscuit perfection in all its caramelly gooiness.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Toffypops. Raspberry creams should just be an oddity in a tin of biscuits. They have a very artificial aftertaste.

Peatys

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I got a new stack of 5c coins today.

Singing or just good old-fashioned begging?

Necro

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote:

You shower of phucking imbeciles. Mikados beaten by some poxy chite that only people who still live in their parents eat.

Get over it Sally. Or start a campaign bound to fail at giving Kimberley a second chance like the Chickatees morons from before.

Witchie

Raspberry creams but only coz toffee pops chocolate tastes of tears and regret.

PARlance

Toffypops, the other things are only useful if you want to get rid of your guest.

Peatys

jammiedodgers wrote: »

Nooooo I missed the ****ing Jammie Dodgers!! ****ING **** ****

You'll see them in the next round

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Toffee Pops to win the whole thing if my fluffy pulsating sheep vaginas (chite smeared or poised for cream-pie varieties) go out.

Leg End Reject

Peatys wrote: »

Singing or just good old-fashioned begging?

From under Emmet's foreskin actually.

Junkyard Tom

Toffy-pops even though they're just a circular twix. I can only imagine the strange chemical formulas used to recreate the genuine raspberry extract.

EmmetSpiceland

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Ah lads, stop insulting people who aren't throwing them out themselves. The whole thing will be shut down and I got a new stack of 5c coins today.

I’ll never be able to compete properly again.

Green&Red

Toffee pops. Custard, raspberry, strawberry, they can all **** Off

Gregor Samsa

Toffee pops.

The Ra used to give Raspberry creams to Bobby Sands to keep him on his hunger strike.

Will I Am Not

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Toffy-pops even though they're just a circular twix. I can only imagine the strange chemical formulas used to recreate the genuine raspberry extract.

Yeah, not like that first Toffy Pop of Toffy Pop season, freshly picked from the tree.

Necro

I couldn't give a sh1te who wins this, neither are a true heavyweight of the biscuit world. They'll be knocked out by Malted Milk in the next round just like Kimberley got fcuked out on their ginger, soulless heads

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I’ll never be able to compete properly again.

Might I recommend a few pound sterling coins for training purposes? Leave 1 or 2 in there for the day and the 5C should be piss easy.

JohnnyFlash

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Toffee pops.

The Ra used to give Raspberry creams to Bobby Sands to keep him on his hunger strike.

Sands was always a very fussy eater.

Noveight

Toffee Pops by a mile.

Cheap as chips too.

Junkyard Tom

Will I Am Not wrote: »

Yeah, not like that first Toffy Pop of Toffy Pop season, freshly picked from the tree.

If I wanted your opinion I'd send you crayons and a helmet so you wouldn't hurt yourself trying to explain it.

Toffee Pops. They were a favourite when I was young and I'd still likely demolish a packet within 10 minutes. I must put them on the shopping list along with the sharebag of Meanies, now that I'm effectively a kid with his own money.

EmmetSpiceland

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Might I recommend a few pound sterling coins for training purposes? Leave 1 or 2 in there for the day and the 5C should be piss easy.

The issue isn’t they easily resolved, D. It all began with the promise of “previously used” coins on offer from a female user.

The idea of these “scampi” coins tends to cause situations to “arise”, which is an instant space taker.

Also, “stretching” like that is fine but may be frowned upon.