Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Will I Am Not

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

If I wanted your opinion I'd send you crayons and a helmet so you wouldn't hurt yourself trying to explain it.

Ok there Spunkhard Mom.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Seriously. Malted what???? Kimberleys are the king of biscuits. I can't even countenance the level of failures that must have added up in a person's life to vote against Kimberlys in that stand off. I guess you losers were always hoping to be offered some when you "called down to the neighbours" but it never happened for you because you are chitty uninteresting people.

Malted what?

Liamalone

Toffypops because they've got toffee.

MrKingsley

Toffee Pops. No question. Possibly the ultimate biscuit. Certain seems like it when I’m competition with that other sh1te

Necro

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Seriously. Malted what???? Kimberleys are the king of biscuits. I can't even countenance the level of failures that must have added up in a person's life to vote against Kimberlys in that stand off. I guess you losers were always hoping to be offered some when you "called down to the neighbours" but it never happened for you because you are chitty uninteresting people.

Malted what?

Who the fcuk are you, bloody Wa Wa Baby or something?

gerrybbadd

Aye Toffypops. Them Raspberry yokes are the red headed stepchild to the custard creme

Junkyard Tom

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I can't even countenance the level of failures that must have added up in a person's life to vote against Kimberlys in that stand off.

They're the type of biscuit you'd buy for visitors if you hated them.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

I couldn't give a sh1te who wins this, neither are a true heavyweight of the biscuit world. They'll be knocked out by Malted Milk in the next round just like Kimberley got fcuked out on their ginger, soulless heads

Here...surely it was a long way you were reared from Tesco's Malted Milk??

A protestant's biscuit if ever I saw one.

Green&Red

They must have 8 now

Wake up ya **** Baggly

snowgal

toffypops deffo theyre the best

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

Here...surely it was a long way you were reared from Tesco's Malted Milk??

A protestant's biscuit if ever I saw one.

See I'm welcoming of all denominations of biscuits unlike some of you sectarian cnuts.

But really I'm just happy those rotten Kimberley are eliminated.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

See I'm welcoming of all denominations of biscuits unlike some of you sectarian cnuts.

But really I'm just happy those rotten Kimberley are eliminated.

Toffee ár Lá!

Deebles McBeebles

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

The issue isn’t they easily resolved, D. It all began with the promise of “previously used” coins on offer from a female user.

The idea of these “scampi” coins tends to cause situations to “arise”, which is an instant space taker.

Also, “stretching” like that is fine but may be frowned upon.

I see the issue now. The stretching may well be frowned upon but would be a great talking point for ladies with ear stretcher piercings and would totally eliminate the erection problem. Something to contemplate.

Gregor Samsa

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Toffee ár Lá!

Fücking sick I didn’t think of that and have it in my Bobby Sands comment. Well done.

normanoffside

Omackeral wrote: »

8-6 in a pulsating round... to the winner... Digestive

Omackeral wrote: »

Comeback of the Century, Malted Milk takes it 8-7!

I'd call that an upset victory.

I see the same backward sheep shaggers from the Crisp tournament are out in force again. :mad:

Omackeral

Official Tally 8-2 Toffypops

Witchie

Boke

Necro

normanoffside wrote: »

I see the same backward sheep shaggers from the Crisp tournament are out in force again. :mad:

Youse flutes and your stupid fancy biscuits are going to be crying into your pillows at the end of this contest, mark my words.

You look a bit like this lad here

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Official Tally 8-2 Toffypops

8-2, that's a nice score isn't it Necro?

Omackeral

Our second last bout lads. It's got two original classics doing battle.

Rich Tea



VS

Hob Nobs

normanoffside

Necro wrote: »

Youse flutes and your stupid fancy biscuits are going to be crying into your pillows at the end of this contest, mark my words.

You look a bit like this lad here

Ah would you feck off back to Ballygobackwards and cut a bit of turf.

gwalk

Rich tea

Because I want the Hobnob gobblers to be outraged

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Hobnobs because at least they can withstand a decent dunk.

normanoffside

Hob nobs. Slightly less culchie than Rich tea.

Witchie

Hob bobs for their oatiness that allows a fat kunt like me think am eating something healthy.

Gregor Samsa

Hobnobs.

Rich tea? If I wanted a mouthful of dry crumbs I’d give my grandad a blowjob.

Necro

Awww man

This is like choosing who my favourite child is.


Gonna lump for Hob Nobs here as they're just slightly better for me.

Don't mind if Rich Tea go through though

secondrowgal

Rich Tea because HobNobs are the devil’s spawn :mad:

ibarelycare

Rich tea. Hard to beat a rich tea sandwich butter with the biscuits pressed together so the butter oozes out the little holes.


Hobnob texture offends me. Dry gick.

Rich tea for me. Much smoother texture than hobnobs.