Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

Cafe Noir please.

cdeb

cdeb wrote: »

Chocolate caramel coffee digestives

Because you can't have too many digestives

You lost me at coffee. Almost made me spit my coffee out here.

Necro

Hard veto on Coffee flavoured anything.

Fcuking caffeine addicts in this country, like the amount in your hot drink isn't fcuking enough you want to add that manky taste to biscuits.

Did your parents pour kettles of scalding hot water over your tastebuds or something, Jesus.

gwalk

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

Get a stroopwafel in the mix

ibarelycare

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

Rolo Biscuit!

cdeb

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Cafe Noir please.

Jesus, have they not been in?

An absolute classic

JohnnyFlash

A plain digestive is my favourite biscuit, and I'm the sort of man you tragic shower of neckbeards cry yourself to sleep wishing you were like.

Pretzill

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

I know the wheels came off the wagon wheels but can I nominate the even jammier - Jammie Wagon Wheels.

Earthhorse

Orange Chocolate Rounds pls, thx.

You can even buy them on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Marks-Spencer-Extremely-Chocolatey-Chocolate/dp/B01M4HFSD4

Necro

Where do we stand on Munchies people?

Have After Eights been included, so many biscuits I'm losing track.

Necro

Pretzill wrote: »

I know the wheels came off the wagon wheels but can I nominate the even jammier - Jammie Wagon Wheels.

Gregor Samsa

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

Let’s just officially declare the end of western civilisation and pit American “biscuits and gravy” against Seabiscuit the horse.



Vs

Pretzill

Necro wrote: »

Where do we stand on Munchies people?

Have After Eights been included, so many biscuits I'm losing track.

I think biscuits not sweets

cdeb

I think if it's dunkable in a cuppa, it's a biscuit.

An After Eight melts in tea, so it's out

Earthhorse

Necro wrote: »

Now you're just faking outrage because there's no way any sane person actually believes that.

Be honest; have you ever had Mint Oreos?

cdeb wrote: »

Ooh - have we had Time Outs? Guaranteed to get some more blood boiling

Ooh, yeah, sure, and while we're at it why don't we include Wine Gums and Loop the Loops, OH RIGHT, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT F*CKING BISCUITS AND THIS IS A F*CKING BISCUIT COMPETITION!

Earthhorse

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A plain digestive is my favourite biscuit, and I'm the sort of man you tragic shower of neckbeards cry yourself to sleep wishing you were like.

If I'm thinking of you at night I'm definitely crying myself to sleep.

cj maxx

Who's left ?

cdeb

Earthhorse wrote: »

Ooh, yeah, sure, and while we're at it why don't we include Wine Gums and Loop the Loops, OH RIGHT, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT F*CKING BISCUITS AND THIS IS A F*CKING BISCUIT COMPETITION!

Sounds like a ringing endorsement for Time Out right there

Necro

Earthhorse wrote: »

Be honest; have you ever had Mint Oreos?

Normal Oreos are horrific. Add mint into the mix and it's not a good call at all.

Pretzill

Oreo's are just poor Bourbon Creams

Badly Drunk Boy

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

I don't think Caffe di Milano Chocolates have been mentioned yet. They wouldn't be my style but my brother likes them. Actually, they're probably not eligible for not being biscuity enough. :rolleyes:

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

A plain digestive is my favourite biscuit, and I'm the sort of man you tragic shower of neckbeards cry yourself to sleep wishing you were like.

Tragic.

Earthhorse

Necro wrote: »

Normal Oreos are horrific. Add mint into the mix and it's not a good call at all.

Let the record note that the witness avoided the question.

EmmetSpiceland

Omackeral wrote: »

Half an hour to get your nominations in for the Last Chance Battle Royal.

Can be done via PM or on here. Any biscuit that you haven't seen included on this thread is eligible for entry.

McVitie's Hazelnut and Chocolate Boasters.

The true King of Biscuits

Omackeral

Ok we have 10 Entrants into the Battle Royal. It's coming up next.

Earthhorse

Boasters are good but you can keep your hazelnuts.

I wasn't around for the chocolate bars thread and missed some rounds in this one. Have these bad boys been entered yet?



One of those and a cup of tea at the right time...Taste Valhalla.

Necro

Earthhorse wrote: »

Boasters are good but you can keep your hazelnuts.

Anything that calls itself Hazelnut flavoured has notions. A no from me.

EmmetSpiceland

Earthhorse wrote: »

Boasters are good but you can keep your hazelnuts.

Fine, fine, the chocolate chip ones.

EmmetSpiceland

Necro wrote: »

Anything that calls itself Hazelnut flavoured has notions. A no from me.

Just chocolate chip?