Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Necro

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Just chocolate chip?

Sound great

MrKingsley

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

I don't think Caffe di Milano Chocolates have been mentioned yet. They wouldn't be my style but my brother likes them. Actually, they're probably not eligible for not being biscuity enough. :rolleyes:

They are absolutely magical

Necro

Deleted User wrote: »

I wasn't around for the chocolate bars thread and missed some rounds in this one. Have these bad boys been entered yet?



One of those and a cup of tea at the right time...Taste Valhalla.

Think they've already been voted on. No clue of the result though.

cj maxx

Bourbons HAVE to be in

Deebles McBeebles

cjmc wrote: »

Bourbons HAVE to be in

F*ckin love you, man.

normanoffside

cjmc wrote: »

Bourbons HAVE to be in

They've already been eliminated!

Necro

cjmc wrote:

Bourbons HAVE to be in

Fcuk sake where have you been while we've been slogging in the trenches the past 24 hrs.

Earthhorse

normanoffside wrote: »

They've already been eliminated!

Fake news!

They are safely through to the second round.

Necro

Oh wait it's that random pop in poster.

As you were then.

normanoffside

Earthhorse wrote: »

Fake news!

They are safely through to the second round.

They must have been up against a sh1t biscuit

Omackeral

This is the Last Chance Battle Royal. As usual, first to acquire 8 votes goes through. Give reasons for your decision.

Tunnock's Caramel Wafer



VS

Cafe Noir



VS

Twix Finger



VS

Boasters



VS

Viscount Orange



VS

Caffe Di Milano



VS

Caramel Coffee Digestive



VS

Wagon Wheel Jammie



VS

Rolo Biscuit



VS

Kimberley Elite

DaeryssaOne

Boasters chocolate chip, have no idea how these were passed over initially, an absolute king of biscuits

gwalk

Cafe Noir

Because I want to watch the world burn

secondrowgal

Boooo!!!!

Kimberly elite because they’re perfect on every level - ginger, marshmallow and just a hint of choccy goodness.

Necro

Wagon Wheel Jammies!!!

The original was horrifically robbed, don't let lightning strike twice!

Reason: They're absolutely gorgeous

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Café Noir for old time's sake.

Necro

How are Viscount Orange even a thing.

Earthhorse

Why have Orange Chocolate Rounds not been included? :mad:

Reluctant vote for Boasters so.

Gregor Samsa

Many bars there.


Out of the biscuits, my vote is for Boasters. If I had to choke to death on any biscuit, that would be it. There’s a dignity in it.

Imagine the fire brigade kicking the door in and you being found face down on your hotel bed with a mouthful of those Rolo yokes, like an auto-erotic fatality 80s Tory politician? Unseemly.

Peatys

Tunnock's Caramel Wafer.. takes about 10 mins to chew so you're getting your money's worth

normanoffside

Twix finger because I nominated it.

cdeb

Cafe Noir, because of the way it dissolves in your mouth, hooking more caffeine directly to your veins

Autosport

Chocolate Kimberley get my vote

Pure heaven

EmmetSpiceland

Boasters, for me, the greatest biscuterial innovation since the Toffee Pop.

A buttery “cookie”, stuffed full of chunks of chocolate, not just mere chips.

This biscuit was so good it had to be taken off the shelves. Only the three richest kings of Europe can afford them now, same with Physio Sport deodorant.

Just no place in this post #metoo world for a dangerously, yet deliciously, unhealthy biscuit like the Boaster.

ibarelycare

Was Kimberly Elite not already in???

I’m torn between Tunnocks Caramel Wafer and Rolo Biscuit. Imma go with Rolo though since they’re round and therefore marginally more biscuit-like.

EmmetSpiceland

ibarelycare wrote: »

Was Kimberly Elite not already in???

I’m torn between Tunnocks Caramel Wafer and Rolo Biscuit. Imma go with Rolo though since they’re round and therefore marginally more biscuit-like.

Boasters!

Pretzill

Jammie Wagon Wheels - They were a treat, a treat. Not like nowadays when every sort of chocolate covered stuff is on offer.

Well given that I proposed it, I am voting for Cafe Noir.

Ideal to have with coffee or even tea. Also performs well as a stand alone biscuit. Another quality that sets it apart from others is that the coffee flavoured coating melts in your mouth.

I do fear however that it might be too refined a biscuit for the less cultured clientele of this thread.

Ted_YNWA

Kimberley get my vote. Classy and posh vibe of them.

Cafe Noir..dunk and melt in my mouth.