Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Leg End Reject

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I used to get savage IBS from (mint) Viscount.
Whatever was in the fcukers.
Massive, thunderous farts.


Anyway.

Glad you shared that Roger, perhaps you could explain the smell for us?

EmmetSpiceland

ibarelycare wrote: »

Am I the only one who’s never even heard of Boasters

Honestly, they were incredible. Truly wondrous. Even back then, you knew from the first bite they had to be very bad for you but you couldn’t stop.

DaeryssaOne

ibarelycare wrote: »

Am I the only one who’s never even heard of Boasters

Boasters are the properly proper chocolate chip cookie, not like those Maryland puffs of sugar, these have character and decent sized chocolate chip chunks.

Pretzill

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I used to get savage IBS from (mint) Viscount.
Whatever was in the fcukers.
Massive, thunderous farts.


Anyway.

The chocolate on viscount was always dodgy, unfortunately all chocolate seems to be heading to that fake oily texture now.

Ryath

Chocolate Kimberly's ultimate treat biscuit.

Do quite like those Tunnock Caramel Waffers but they're a bar not a biscuit!

Omackeral

Ryath wrote: »

Chocolate Kimberly's ultimate treat biscuit.

Do quite like those Tunnock Caramel Waffers but they're a bar not a biscuit!

They're ineligible. Already in the contest. Will I count a vote for Tunnock's or do you wanna go again?

dxhound2005

Ryath wrote: »

Chocolate Kimberly's ultimate treat biscuit.

Do quite like those Tunnock Caramel Waffers but they're a bar not a biscuit!

That's no bar to them being in the contest.

Roger Hassenforder

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Glad you shared that Roger, perhaps you could explain the smell for us?

Hate to go OFF TOPIC, but no smell funnily enough. Just thunder! Bit of froth as an afters in the jox.

Stopped eating the fcukers when i realised it was them causing it.

Ted_YNWA

Changing my vote to Wagon Wheels so.



Who let this chap in charge of a thread, cannae manage a simple vote.

Necro

Ryath wrote: »

Chocolate Kimberly's ultimate treat biscuit.

Do quite like those Tunnock Caramel Waffers but they're a bar not a biscuit!

BEO: Chocolate Kimberleys have been removed from the competition dimblesack. Pick another one.

Earthhorse

Pretzill wrote: »

After the person who invented them realised their mistake :eek:

Pretty much the plot of Frankenstein.

Omackeral wrote: »

Current standings

5 Cafe Noir
5 Boasters

3 Single Finger Twix
3 Wagon Wheel Jammie

2 Caffe Di Milano

1 Viscount Orange
1 Rolo Biscuits
1 Tunnock's Caramel Wafer

0 Caramel Coffee Digestives

N/A Chocolate Kimberley

Why were Orange Chocolate Rounds not included?

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

They’re both boring **** that you’d only eat if you really craved a biscuit but had an upset tummy.

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I used to get savage IBS from (mint) Viscount.

What'd I tell ya.

Roger Hassenforder

Omackeral wrote: »

Current standings

5 Cafe Noir
5 Boasters

3 Single Finger Twix
3 Wagon Wheel Jammie

2 Caffe Di Milano

1 Viscount Orange
1 Rolo Biscuits
1 Tunnock's Caramel Wafer

0 Caramel Coffee Digestives

N/A Chocolate Kimberley

Boasters had 7 to here you fcuktard.
If they're beaten, there'll be trouble

Omackeral

Earthhorse wrote: »

Pretty much the plot of Frankenstein.

Why were Orange Chocolate Rounds not included?

They're not even real. Now shut up.

Pretzill

A little canvassing for Wagon Wheels *Jammie. They always seemed like more than just a biscuit. Before they covered Kimberleys and hid that horrid ginger taste, before hobnobs where chocolate too and even before we cared about figs in biscuits, there were Wagon Wheels, as big as your hand, and too big for your mouth. Vote Wagon Wheels Jammie today.

Markcheese

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Honestly, they were incredible. Truly wondrous. Even back then, you knew from the first bite they had to be very bad for you but you couldn’t stop.

Werent they just a choc chip cookie?
Some with nuts? Or something?

Leg End Reject

Earthhorse wrote: »

Pretty much the plot of Frankenstein.



Why were Orange Chocolate Rounds not included?

I think they got mixed up with orange viscount. The power has gone to his head, where it's competing with the few functioning neurones for dominance.

Deebles McBeebles

Orange Viscounts exist is what I learned today. That takes up space in my brain now.

Earthhorse

Omackeral wrote: »

They're not even real. Now shut up.

Then why did I have the bowl?

Necro

Earthhorse wrote: »

Then why did I have the bowl?

Shhhh it's time for your medication now Earthy

adox

Are we still voting?

****ing Twix haha. What a cûnt.

Omackeral

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Boasters had 7 to here you fcuktard.
If they're beaten, there'll be trouble

You're wrong and you're ugly. One was Emmett re-iterating his stance. One was you trying to give a sneaky second preference. You dirty scaldy whore.

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I think they got mixed up with orange viscount. The power has gone to his head, where it's competing with the few functioning neurones for dominance.

I violently disagree. Earthhorse has shown himself to be a fine BEO. Not as vicious as Necro yet, but he'll learn.

Are we at a stalemate?

honeybear

I prefer nice Mack ... think he’s a puppy underneath all the guff

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I violently disagree. Earthhorse has shown himself to be a fine BEO. Not as vicious as Necro yet, but he'll learn.

I was talking about mack limp dick.

Omackeral

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Are we at a stalemate?

Yeah and I'm all for putting Boasters through with an OP vote through cos I can't be arsed with you little cnuts anymore. That's it, back to Winnipeg.

Boasters advance.

Hannibal_Smith

Vote Wagon Wheel Jammy

reason I was gonna say twix but there's only one in the packet. You really need two incase you don't bite the chocolate off the biscuit properly, so you have a second go

And pretzills vote above swayed me

Green&Red

Boasters please
Tasty cookie

adox

I vote Boasters because they are a proper chocolate chip cookie unlike the fûcking rancid sawdust put through in an earlier round.

Plus it’s one if the few biscuit options in Omackerals increasingly bizarre selections.

He’s either on drugs or just really really stupid.

Edit: And bollix I’m too late with my vote anyway.