Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles · 10-09-2019 8:11pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I was talking about mack limp dick.

An awful thing to call our ringmaster :mad:

Necro · 10-09-2019 8:11pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I violently disagree. Earthhorse has shown himself to be a fine BEO. Not as vicious as Necro yet, but he'll learn.

Tbf to Earthy, their dislike for everything digestive is winning me over.

They're wrong, off their medication and batsh1t mental, but that's the kind of fire I like to see in an up and coming BEO.

toffeeshel · 10-09-2019 8:11pm

Cafe noir for me. The only worthwhile iced biscuit

Roger Hassenforder · 10-09-2019 8:12pm

Why did i bother me hole

Omackeral wrote: »

You're wrong and you're ugly. One was Emmett re-iterating his stance. One was you trying to give a sneaky second preference. You dirty scaldy whore.

Fcuk u.
I was casting a second preference after choco Kimberley running in the wrong heat

DaeryssaOne wrote: »

Boasters

Earthhorse wrote: »

Boasters.

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Boasters.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Boasters!

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Boasters

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Boasters.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:13pm

Boasters got through, nothing to boast about imo.

Leg End Reject · 10-09-2019 8:13pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

An awful thing to call our ringmaster :mad:

Go and sh1te dweebs, you know you've the limpest of limp dicks you cūnt.

Necro · 10-09-2019 8:13pm

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Fcuk u.
I was casting a second preference after choco Kimberley running in the wrong heat

This post and the multiple quotes reminds me of this abomination.

Quantum Erasure · 10-09-2019 8:14pm

Caramel Coffee Digestives, because i'd vote for twix, but I prefer two fingers

EmmetSpiceland · 10-09-2019 8:14pm

Markcheese wrote: »

Werent they just a choc chip cookie?
Some with nuts? Or something?

Sacrilege!!

normanoffside · 10-09-2019 8:14pm

adox wrote: »

Are we still voting?

****ing Twix haha. What a cûnt.

Is that another vote for twin single finger?

Remember single finger is a biscuit. Double finger is a bar.

Necro · 10-09-2019 8:15pm

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Caramel Coffee Digestives, because i'd vote for twix, but I prefer two fingers

Oh I bet you do you filthy animal.

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Leg End Reject · 10-09-2019 8:15pm

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Caramel Coffee Digestives, because i'd vote for twix, but I prefer two fingers

I bet you do Erasure.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:15pm

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

Caramel Coffee Digestives, because i'd vote for twix, but I prefer two fingers

Roger Hassenforder · 10-09-2019 8:16pm

Necro wrote: »

This post and the multiple quotes reminds me of this abomination.

Im going out to clean my bike and reflect on what Ive allowed myself to become

EmmetSpiceland · 10-09-2019 8:16pm

Green&Red wrote: »

Boasters please
Tasty cookie

You know, you’re not the worst **** on here.

adox · 10-09-2019 8:17pm

Has there been a more pretentious name for a biscuit than cafe noir?

Bet that cûnt that was talking about certain biscuits not suiting his palete eats these.

Two pretentious fûcks.

Deebles McBeebles · 10-09-2019 8:17pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Go and sh1te dweebs, you know you've the limpest of limp dicks you cūnt.

Seeing this vile abuse coming out of your mouth, yes. It's like a dead, dried up starfish's tentacle.

I wouldn't piss on you if it was the only way to save your dog or whatever pet you may have.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:18pm

adox wrote: »

Has there been a more pretentious name for a biscuit than cafe noir?

Yes Caffe Di Milano. Waste of wafer.

normanoffside · 10-09-2019 8:18pm

adox wrote: »

Has there been a more pretentious name for a biscuit than cafe noir?

Bet that cûnt that was talking about certain biscuits not suiting his palete eats these.

Two pretentious fûcks.

Yeah, they have lost the culchie Rich tea and digestive voting folks on here with their foreigness.

Leg End Reject · 10-09-2019 8:20pm

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Seeing this vile abuse coming out of your mouth, yes. It's like a dead, dried up starfish's tentacle.

I wouldn't piss on you if it was the only way to save your dog or whatever pet you may have.

I'd piss on you dweebs, but you'd only enjoy it.

Roger Hassenforder · 10-09-2019 8:20pm

adox wrote: »

Has there been a more pretentious name for a biscuit than cafe noir?

Bet that cûnt that was talking about certain biscuits not suiting his palete eats these.

Two pretentious fûcks.

and drinks Maxwell House Red label

Im going, im going

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:20pm

normanoffside wrote: »

Yeah, they have lost the culchie Rich tea and digestive voting folks on here with their foreigness.

I'm no culchie and I voted Rich Tea. Rich Tea are the biscuits you took for granted as a child but you learned to appreciate as an adult. You might need to be an adult to understand that.

adox · 10-09-2019 8:22pm

normanoffside wrote: »

Yeah, they have lost the culchie Rich tea and digestive voting folks on here with their foreigness.

I can’t palete that type of talk.

Plus you sound like a cûnt.

Necro · 10-09-2019 8:23pm

Right I've a bit of driving to do so I'll catch you fcukers later.

In my absence I'm deputising Pretzill to keep the peace/hurl insults as they're the one I hate the least out of all of youse.

Enjoy your temporary promotion Pretzill

Omackeral · 10-09-2019 8:25pm

These will be your Round 2 entrants...

1 Mikado
2 BN
3 Jaffa Cake
4 Golden Crunch Creams
5 Danish Butter Cookies
6 Biscoff
7 Fox's Viennese
8 Vienesse Whirls
9 Fox's Crinkle Crunch
10 Bourbon
11 Penguin
12 Chocolate Kimberly
13 2 Finger Kit-Kat
14 Pink Wafer
15 Walkers Shortbread
16 Polo
17 Chocolate Digestive
18 Maryland Cookies
19 Fox's Classic
20 Milk Chocolate Hob Nob
21 Fig Rolls
22 Dark Chocolate Hob Nob
23 McVities Fruit Shortcake
24 Choc Mikado
25 Viscount
26 Snack Shortcake
27 Custard Cream
28 Digestive
29 Crawfords Malted Milk
30 Toffypops
31 Rich Tea
32 Boasters

Deebles McBeebles · 10-09-2019 8:25pm

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'd piss on you dweebs, but you'd only enjoy it.

Nah, I'd be more into this sort of stuff

normanoffside · 10-09-2019 8:25pm

Pretzill wrote: »

I'm no culchie and I voted Rich Tea. Rich Tea are the biscuits you took for granted as a child but you learned to appreciate as an adult. You might need to be an adult to understand that.

That's because they're a biscuit you don't need any teeth to eat. You can just suck on them from your chair in the old folks home.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:26pm

Necro wrote: »

In my absence I'm deputising Pretzill to keep the peace/hurl insults as they're the one I hate the least out of all of youse.

Enjoy your temporary promotion Pretzill

Power mad I am. Thanks, you'll regret this.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:26pm

normanoffside wrote: »

That's because they're a biscuit you don't need any teeth to eat. You can just suck on them from your chair in the old folks home.

Are you talking from experience there.

Pretzill · 10-09-2019 8:31pm

I'm really good at keeping the peace.

Everybody just f*cked off. Oh well.

Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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