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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1832
    DaeryssaOne
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭DaeryssaOne


    Malted milk but only cause Jaffa cakes are gack


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    #1833
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,746 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Malted Milk, because Jaffa Cakes are not a biscuit and should not be eligible for this competition.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #1834
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    He wouldn't ride you into battle so you can park up the latent homosexuality and keep muttering in the corner about crisps and Kimberley.

    Don't assume my gender hun. Women have foreskin too.


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    #1835
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Well, I do agree that they are cakes but it has to be Jaffa Cakes. Flavoury, morish and ripe for jokes with your Proddy friends.

    Plus, Malted Milk are dogsh*t.


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    #1836
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Both awful! Going for Malted Milk because I HATE Jaffa CAKES!!!


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    #1837
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Jaffa cakes are one of the best biscuits out there.
    Malted milks are plain granny biscuits.
    No contest here. Jaffa Cakes.


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    #1838
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,031 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Don't assume my gender hun. Women have foreskin too.

    You've already said you're a man you fcuktard cūnt.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1839
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Jaffa Cakes

    Not counted because 1) no reason and 2) because you're a human sack of sh*t.

    Oh I see you've added a reason. Still a c*nt.


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    #1840
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Malted milk.

    Anything beats Jaffa cakes.


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    #1841
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Jaffa Cake cos I like to pretend I’m eating orange flavoured silicone boobs.


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    #1842
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,746 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Jaffa Cake cos I like to pretend I’m eating orange flavoured silicone boobs.

    While I’m disgusted by the choice I, damn well, respect the reason.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #1843
    nomad92
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12 ✭nomad92


    Jaffa Cakes, because they remind me of Jimmy Saville.


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    #1844
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Malted milk.

    Jaffa cakes are like something a 6 year old you knock together with random ingredients from the kitchen. Chocolate, marmalade, stale biscuit. I’m surprised there isn’t cloves and oxo in them.


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    #1845
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users Posts: 21,915 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    Malted milk .

    Just because Jaffa Cakes are soft , gloopy rotten CAKES ffs .


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    #1846
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    As much as it pains me to vote for a cake, I am voting for the jaffa cake. The sponge factor differentiates it from other options.

    Also, wtf is a malted milk? Never even heard of it's existence until this thread.


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    #1847
    Cronin The Destroyer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 63 ✭✭Cronin The Destroyer


    Jaffa Cakes are my absolute favourite. They remind me of my dead relatives.


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    #1848
    toffeeshel
    Registered Users Posts: 337 ✭✭toffeeshel


    Jaffa cakes. Chocolate and orange. Perfect combination


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    #1849
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Jaffa cakes

    Cause they’re biscuits


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    #1850
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,031 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Cronin The Destroyer wrote: »
    Jaffa Cakes are my absolute favourite. They remind me of my dead relatives.

    Did you demolish them?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1851
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    9-7 to Jaffa Cakes


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    #1852
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    NO!!!


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    #1853
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Jaffa biscuits


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    #1854
    Junkyard Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    Lovely biscuity Jaffa cake biscuits because the other things are baked misery.


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    #1855
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    It's like a speed round. Fastest finger first.


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    #1856
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    woulda said malted as you can sit down and eat 50 of them. prime dipping biscuit as well


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    #1857
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Omackeral wrote: »
    9-7 to Jaffa Cakes

    DIVISIOOOOON!


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    #1858
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Jaffa cakes. Dark chocolate and Orange together are fûcking great. Even better with coffee. Actually dark chocolate and coffee together would give ya the horn.
    Throw in a spongey base underneath to annoy the flat earthers “it’s a cake, look at the vat rate” and you have the near perfect biscuit.

    The Lidl variety are like little shrunk down Jaffa’s. Cute as fûck and cheap as fûck. I like my biscuits like my women.

    The other yokes are just shîte.


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    #1859
    Los Lobos
    Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    Jaffa cake, biscuit cakey goodness all rolled in one. Again.


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    #1860
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Jaffa Cakes cos I was doing the dishes but want my medal for taking part.


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    #1861
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Malted milk.

    Jaffa cakes are like something a 6 year old you knock together with random ingredients from the kitchen. Chocolate, marmalade, stale biscuit. I’m surprised there isn’t cloves and oxo in them.

    shut up and stuff another samosa up your puckered oily little smelly freckly Gregory you scented runt.

    I for one don't want to join your "adult world" full of Volvos, and Malted Milks, and the odd bag of pick and mix from Statoil.


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