Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

adox

adox wrote: »

Jaffa cakes. Dark chocolate and Orange together are ****ing great. Even better with coffee. Actually dark chocolate and coffee together would give ya the horn.
Throw in a spongey base underneath to annoy the flat earthers “it’s a cake, look at the vat rate” and you have the near perfect biscuit.

The Lidl variety are like little shrunk down Jaffa’s. Cute as **** and cheap as ****. I like my biscuits like my women.

The other yokes are just sh.

Well fûck that. All written for nothing.

At least they won I suppose.

Gregor Samsa

toffeeshel wrote: »

Jaffa cakes. Chocolate and orange. Perfect combination

Here’s your ideal woman

coffee_cake

Earthhorse wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes cos I was doing the dishes but want my medal for taking part.

YOU'RE LATE


i guess we are all late on this blessed day

Earthhorse

adox wrote: »

Well fûck that. All written for nothing.

At least they won I suppose.

Just copy and paste it as the reason for the next biscuit you choose.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

because Jaffa Cakes are not a biscuit

Jaffa Cakes are most definitely a biscuit. So what, you're going to say they are a pack of very small cakes?

Omackeral

Round 2, Match 2

Milk Chocolate Digestives



VS

Custard Creams

adox

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Malted milk.

Jaffa cakes are like something a 6 year old you knock together with random ingredients from the kitchen. Chocolate, marmalade, stale biscuit. I’m surprised there isn’t cloves and oxo in them.

Malted milk are for 6 year olds ya gimp. No wonder ya like them.

Deebles McBeebles

Earthhorse wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes cos I was doing the dishes but want my medal for taking part.

normanoffside

Custard Creams because Jose Mourinho loves them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkzemaprHvc

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

I'm throwing both of these in the bin, but the custard creams go into the bin that little bit faster. Yes, I throw perfectly good food in the bin, and no I don't care about the starving children of Angola. Eat a dick.

Pretzill

Milk Chocolate Digestives because they are good for you and how did custard creams even make it to round two?

Gregor Samsa

Chocolate digestives.

I can’t say anything bad about custard creams, though. It’s like choosing a favourite child. Although I do have a third child I hate.

Earthhorse

Custard Creams

Digestives are a gentleman's biscuit enjoyed by thugs.

Chocolate digestives get my vote because I'm not a huge fan of custard creams basically.

Necro

You horrible man Omack.


Gotta go custard creams here. Just beautiful with a cuppa. Plain Digestives are better than Chocolate ones too.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Chocolate Digestives because they are one of the three I eat daily. Six with a couple of coffees in the garden every morning. Lidl's are nicer than McVitie's though.

LizT

Custard creams because milk chocolate digestives are too sickly.

Redneck Reject

After reading through this thread, I would not offer my opinion without body Armor and full air support.Heh ya'll take your biscuits serious!

Leg End Reject

A tough one, but I'll have to vote for chocolate digestive. Chocolate gives it the extra likeability.

coffee_cake

torn on this one ... both prime dipping biscuits and very tasty

i'll go with custard creams as there's choc hobnobs already and having a filling is nice

adox

Custard creams.

They are cheap as fûck, unspectacular and in no way flashy but, dunked or undunked they just hit the spot every time. A biscuit that’s more than the sum of its parts.


Chocolate digestives are nice but the dark chocolate version have a much better balance.

And no. Custard creams aren’t a dessert flat earther cûnts .

honeybear

This is like Kramer v Kramer
Hmmm ... custard creams ... beauty is in the eye of the beholder. They promise so little but deliver so much. They hit my spot anyway!

Pretzill

Necro wrote: »

You horrible man Omack.


Gotta go custard creams here. Just beautiful with a cuppa. Plain Digestives are better than Chocolate ones too.

Just for that, I'm stepping down as your temporary assistant. :mad:

Earthhorse

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Chocolate digestives.

I can’t say anything bad about custard creams, though. It’s like choosing a favourite child. Although I do have a third child I hate.

Some people shouldn’t be allowed procreate.

Necro

Redneck Reject wrote: »

After reading through this thread, I would not offer my opinion without body Armor and full air support.Heh ya'll take your biscuits serious!

Poster name checks out.

EmmetSpiceland

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Jaffa Cakes are most definitely a biscuit. So what, you're going to say they are a pack of very small cakes?

Well, yes. They are, for tax purposes, legally defined as cakes.

DaeryssaOne

This is a very very tough one. I think the custard cream gets it though as you can eat loads of them and mix it up by biting the top layer off then going for the icing or just eating them normally, also dunkable

honeybear

normanoffside wrote: »

Custard Creams because Jose Mourinho loves them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkzemaprHvc

Soft spot for Jose ... Jose & custard creams. YUMMY!!!

Green&Red

Chocolate digestive, right up there with fig rolls, Jaffa cakes and chocolate hob knobs

Gregor Samsa

adox wrote: »

Malted milk are for 6 year olds ya gimp. No wonder ya like them.

You got me there. I do even have a penis the size of a six year old child.

THE SIZE OF A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD!