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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1892
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Some people shouldn’t be allowed procreate.

    I wasn’t allowed, but I did it anyway.


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    #1893
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ooooh this is a tough one.

    Custard creams is my vote cos I can take it apart, lick out the cream and still have two biscuits to eat.

    I can only lick the brown stuff off a digestive and have one biscuit left.


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    #1894
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,030 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    You got me there. I do even have a penis the size of a six year old child.

    THE SIZE OF A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD!

    And a girl at that no doubt.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #1895
    Cienciano
    Registered Users Posts: 14,290 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Custard creams. The most underrated biscuit of all time


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    #1896
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    You got me there. I do even have a penis the size of a six year old child.

    THE SIZE OF A SIX YEAR OLD CHILD!

    How did you measure it?


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    #1897
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Ooooh this is a tough one.

    Custard creams is my vote cos I can take it apart, lick out the cream and still have two biscuits to eat.

    I can only lick the brown stuff off a digestive and have one biscuit left.

    These descriptions are getting more and more depraved as the thread goes on Strawbs.


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    #1898
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Ooooh this is a tough one.

    Custard creams is my vote cos I can take it apart, lick out the cream and still have two biscuits to eat.

    I can only lick the brown stuff off a digestive and have one biscuit left.


    Genuinely still not sure if you are doing that on purpose. As you were.


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    #1899
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Biscuit eating is my pleasure time, Necro


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    #1900
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Well, yes. They are, for tax purposes, legally defined as cakes.

    Stick your Twix and two finger KitKat up your flat earth hole!


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    #1901
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    9-8 to Custard Creams. A fantastic tussle.


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    #1902
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    How did you measure it?


    Two 3-year-olds, duh!


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    #1903
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Ooooh this is a tough one.

    Custard creams is my vote cos I can take it apart, lick out the cream and still have two biscuits to eat.

    I can only lick the brown stuff off a digestive and have one biscuit left.

    The f**king English, no wonder ye have Boris as yer leader


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    #1904
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Biscuit eating is my pleasure time, Necro

    Actual pictures of Strawbs enjoying biscuits

    giphy.gif


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    #1905
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Prob too late but custard creams cos I like licking the inside


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    #1906
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    How did you measure it?

    Big stack of Jaffa cakes. That’s all they’re good for.


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    #1907
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    The battle is won but I want to change my vote to custard creams. There is something unpleasantly bourgeois about digestives and I want to get my tongue up in that creamy gap right now and uh, uh, uh, hell yeah baby, up and down and in and out, Ima make you come you custard cream sweetheart, dang you tasty though.


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    #1908
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Ooooh this is a tough one.

    Custard creams is my vote cos I can take it apart, lick out the cream and still have two biscuits to eat.

    I can only lick the brown stuff off a digestive and have one biscuit left.

    You can always break it in two ya fûckin weirdo.


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    #1909
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Custard cream.

    Stalwart of the biscuit game.


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    #1910
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Omackeral wrote: »
    9-8 to Custard Creams. A fantastic tussle.

    tenor.gif


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    #1911
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Omackeral wrote: »
    9-8 to Custard Creams. A fantastic tussle.

    😀


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    #1912
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Prob too late but custard creams cos I like licking the inside

    Of bum holes clearly


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    #1913
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Think Jose swung it


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    #1914
    [Deleted User]
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    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Prob too late but custard creams cos I like licking the inside

    It’s all about lickability, right?


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    #1915
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Green&Red wrote: »
    Of bum holes clearly

    Well yeah, but what’s that got to do with the tournament?


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    #1916
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Well yeah, but what’s that got to do with the tournament?

    Nothing

    Let’s continue, shall we?


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    #1917
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    It’s all about lickability, right?

    I can imagine that would be a defining factor for those of the female gender :pac:


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    #1918
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    The battle is won but I want to change my vote to custard creams.

    Voting in a biscuit competition is practice for you for when you're eligible to vote. Hopefully you'll have matured by then.


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    #1919
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Round 2 Match 3
    Fruit Shortcake

    Mcvities%20Fruit%20Shortcake%20200G.jpg

    VS

    Bourbon

    hill-bourbon-finger-creams-200g.jpg


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    #1920
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Pretzill wrote: »
    Voting in a biscuit competition is practice for you for when you're eligible to vote. Hopefully you'll have matured by then.

    I'll never mature brother. Never. Ever. Ever.


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    #1921
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    bourbon, way more to it than a measly shortcake that just falls apart.
    plus the flavour


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