Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

EmmetSpiceland

Bourbon, the whole “ant” thing in that fruit yoke gets old. The bourbon is a champion biscuit.

ibarelycare

Bourbon.

Reason: seriously?

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Bourbon. Fruit shortcakes are well and good but don't go as well with a strong Java.

Both yuck. No lickability.

Leg End Reject

Fruit shortcake, shortcake and chewy dried fruit sprinkled with sugar. Dunkable and cheap.

Gregor Samsa

Omackeral wrote: »

9-8 to Custard Creams. A fantastic tussle.

It didn’t go my way, but I’m not unhappy with that result. I must be mellowing in my old age.

Necro

Fruit Shortcake. Just a delicious biscuit.

Will likely lose to bourbon here but still want to show my love for Fruit Shortcake

Pretzill

Bourbon biscuits because they are cheap, abundant and tasty. Squashed fly biscuits are nice too but not on par with bourbon.

honeybear

Bourbon - I HATE shortcake

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

God. Biscuits really are revolting aren't they. Apart from Kimberleys (regular, without chocolate) and pink wafers, they all have this creepy, kinda insidious, "grooming-granny for sex" vibe don't they.

The Bourbons because they both suck.

normanoffside

Bourbon because fruit has no place in a biscuit.

Bourbon gets my vote. Very tasty. Not sure how the fruit shortcake got this far to be honest. Defo punching above it's weight.

Necro

honeybear wrote: »

Bourbon - I HATE shortcake

You seem to have a lot of hates.

Jaffa Cakes, fruit shortcake, life itself....

You need to chill mon.

adox

Bourbon. It’s the exotic cousin of the custard cream.

It’s another one that’s as good dunked or undunked.

Fruit shortcake is awful sugary sh. Cheap filler in tinned biscuits.

Cienciano

Bourbon.
Great solid biscuit. Everyone likes them except liars

Earthhorse

Bourbon

Sorta feel sorry for the thrashing Fruit Shortcake is getting but this is no time for weakness.

DaeryssaOne

Absolutely has to be bourbon, a far superior biscuit in every way

Gregor Samsa

Fruit shortcake.

Bourbon creams taste burnt, like that black stuff you find around the seal of your oven door. Having their name stamped on them reminds me of a medicine too. They should probably be on prescription, and taken as a suppository.

Necro

ibarelycare wrote: »

Bourbon.

Reason: seriously?

BEO: Not sure I can accept that, needs another question mark or two at least to be valid

Omackeral

ibarelycare wrote: »

Bourbon.

Reason: seriously?

Give one you analingus distributor

Hannibal_Smith

Vote bourbon

reason love the taste and licking the cream

Cienciano

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Fruit shortcake.

Bourbon creams taste burnt, like that black stuff you find around the seal of your oven door. Having their name stamped on them reminds me of a medicine too. They should probably be on prescription, and taken as a suppository.

Why have you eaten the dirt around the seal of your oven door? Munchies late and no food in the house?

ibarelycare

Omackeral wrote: »

Give one you analingus distributor

Bourbon.

Reason: it’s the only one of the two that tastes better than a rimjob.

Omackeral

9-2 to Bourbon. A thrashing.

Btw are they generally referred to as Bourbon creams as opposed to just Bourbons? Or is it both?

Autosport

Bourbon cos fruit ****e cake is not a real biscuit

Ryath

Fruit short cakes they're healthier aren't they.

Hannibal_Smith wrote: »

Vote bourbon

reason love the taste and licking the cream

Oh I'm sure you like feltching the cream!

Leg End Reject

Some of yis need a good ride, biscuits aren't foreplay FFS.

Lick this, suck that, ride me fcuking sideways.

toffeeshel

Fruit shortcakes - because they taste as described. Bourbon- not getting any whiskey flavour

Cienciano

Omackeral wrote: »

9-2 to Bourbon. A thrashing.

Btw are they generally referred to as Bourbon creams as opposed to just Bourbons? Or is it both?

Both are acceptable

The Princess Bride

Bourbon creams because they taste delicious either by themselves or with Tayto cheese and onion crisps.