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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #1952
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Omackeral wrote: »
    9-2 to Bourbon. A thrashing.

    Btw are they generally referred to as Bourbon creams as opposed to just Bourbons? Or is it both?

    All the cool kids call them Bourbons.











    And the thicks on here.


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    #1953
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    They’re called Bourbon Surprises.

    The surprise is that they’re fruit shortcakes.


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    #1954
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Btw are they generally referred to as Bourbon creams as opposed to just Bourbons? Or is it both?

    STFU Socrates and do your job.


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    #1955
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    bourbon cream

    just lazy


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    #1956
    Hannibal_Smith
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Omackeral wrote: »
    9-2 to Bourbon. A thrashing.

    Btw are they generally referred to as Bourbon creams as opposed to just Bourbons? Or is it both?

    Yeah but some of us are panicking to get the post in before the vote is shut off.. Hence the abbreviation


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    #1957
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Fruit shortcakes made it to the second round? :eek: What were they up against in the first round, a cold sore scab?


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    #1958
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Cienciano wrote: »
    Why have you eaten the dirt around the seal of your oven door? Munchies late and no food in the house?

    I’ll try anything once. Or repeatedly.


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    #1959
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fruit shortcakes made it to the second round? :eek: What were they up against in the first round, a cold sore scab?

    That just made me laugh out loud :D


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    #1960
    honeybear
    Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Necro wrote: »
    You seem to have a lot of hates.

    Jaffa Cakes, fruit shortcake, life itself....

    You need to chill mon.

    I LIKE Jose


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    #1961
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    R2.4
    Golden Crunch Cream

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    VS

    Danish Butter Cookies

    Royal-Dansk-Danish-Butter-Cookies-077330510059.jpg


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    #1962
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    I wish I could put my tongue in a vagina and an asshole at the same time. That's what this thread makes me think of.


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    #1963
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Crunch Creams coz Meanies.


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    #1964
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    STFU Socrates and do your job.

    I've had enough of your screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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    #1965
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Crunch Creams, they are much nicer with tea than those nut butter cookies.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #1966
    coffee_cake
    Registered Users Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    crunch creams for the same reasons as other creams, bit of interest in the middle


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    #1967
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Danish butter cookies gets my vote but only because only one type of crunch cream


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    #1968
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,026 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Danish butter cookies, leaves a lovely buttery float on your tea after dunking.
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    #1969
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    toffeeshel wrote: »
    Fruit shortcakes - because they taste as described. Bourbon- not getting any whiskey flavour

    That’s cause they aren’t named after whiskey ya troglodyte.


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    #1970
    DaeryssaOne
    Registered Users Posts: 443 ✭✭DaeryssaOne


    Golden crunch cream, far more satisfying with a cup of tea


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    #1971
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Royal dansk because they are a delicacy.
    Those other yokes are an abomination


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    #1972
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,019 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Crunch creams.

    Those butter cookies look like they were squirted through the sphincter of a Great Dane, then left to go hard on the footpath.


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    #1973
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    How the fook do you vote for either of these abominations?

    I'm spoiling my vote and casting one for some sewer water instead, would taste better than either of these 'biscuits'


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    #1974
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Golden crunch creams get my vote because danish butter cookies are the ones you get when you're visiting your befuddled grand-aunt and have been left in the cupboard for years so have gone soggy.


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    #1975
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,602 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Fox's Crunch Creams.
    Dipped in coffee, then slowly nibble one at a time until they're all gone.

    The butter cookies are an example of a tin of biscuits regifted repeatedly every Christmas, until they get up and leave the house because they know they're not wanted.
    And never were.


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    #1976
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Crunch Creams

    They are the asshole to butter cookie's vagina. Or the other way around. I don’t know, I haven’t had sex in a while.


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    #1977
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Danish butter cookies. Diffferent shapes of the exact same buttery goodness.

    The other ones are just sugar lumps with a paint job.


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    #1978
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Ward J. Littell wrote: »
    Golden crunch creams get my vote because danish butter cookies are the ones you get when you're visiting your befuddled grand-aunt and have been left in the cupboard for years so have gone soggy.

    "Granny Grooming", just like I said.


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    #1979
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    honeybear wrote: »
    I LIKE Jose

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    #1980
    adox
    Registered Users Posts: 19,017 ✭✭✭✭adox


    Ward J. Littell wrote: »
    Golden crunch creams get my vote because danish butter cookies are the ones you get when you're visiting your befuddled grand-aunt and have been left in the cupboard for years so have gone soggy.

    No way to treat a relative. :mad:


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    #1981
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Crunch cream, nice for one or two but u couldn’t eat the packet


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