Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

toffeeshel

adox wrote: »

That’s cause they aren’t named after whiskey ya troglodyte.

Your sh*te biscuits won, move on

JohnnyFlash

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

"Granny Grooming", just like I said.

The sort of men who wear thick glasses and duffel coats and hang around nursing homes?

Baggly

Crunch cream. For Emmet.

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Some of yis need a good ride, biscuits aren't foreplay FFS.

Lick this, suck that, ride me fcuking sideways.

Does this change your mind at all?

I present, the Mandingo of biscuits...

honeybear

Danish bec. I LOVE Copenhagen

adox

adox wrote: »

No way to treat a relative. :mad:

I'm a heartless bastard to be fair.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

The sort of men who wear thick glasses and duffel coats and hang around nursing homes?

They still get moist Johnny. Don't judge. An eighty year old women can be squirting like a burst hose pipe once you've broken the first few cobwebs.

EmmetSpiceland

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

They still get moist Johnny. Don't judge. An eighty year old women can be squirting like a burst hose pipe once you've broken the first few cobwebs.

It’s a more “velvet” feel.

adox

honeybear wrote: »

Danish bec. I LOVE Copenhagen

Is that where you met Bec? You make a lovely couple.

Baggly

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote:

They still get moist Johnny. Don't judge. An eighty year old women can be squirting like a burst hose pipe once you've broken the first few cobwebs.

@uncharted. See. It got there.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Crunch Creams, just to try and eliminate those abominable Danish Cookies.

MrKingsley

Crunch Cream by an absolute mile. Anything being presented in a tin in this round and fcuk right off

Gregor Samsa

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Crunch Creams, just to try and eliminate those abominable Danish Cookies.

Painted and glittered, they make fine Christmas tree decorations, so they’re not all bad.

Omackeral

Verdict: 9-4 to Crunch Creams

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Painted and glittered, they make fine Christmas tree decorations, so they’re not all bad.

That beats having to eat them at Christmas - every house seems to have half eaten tins of them.

normanoffside

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

That beats having to eat them at Christmas - every house seems to have half eaten tins of them.

They're great for a sewing kit or for keeping the candles in though.
Has to be worth something

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Rough draft of my new rap song:

I'm sitting beside granny and I offer a viscount, but her arthritic fingers can't get the foil off, so I say "hey gran if you want this choc, let me stick a custard cream real deep in your cnut. She's a little unsure so I offer her a Bourbon, she says hey son, can you remove my cardigan, so I say "hey gran I can do just that, if you'll only let me stick a custard cream in your snatch".

Gregor Samsa

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

That beats having to eat them at Christmas - every house seems to have half eaten tins of them.

Leftover Danish Butter Cookies are a bigger environmental problem than plastics, but no-ones willing to talk about it. It’s the elephant in the room, if elephants were made from flour, butter and sugar and barely cooked.

normanoffside

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Rough draft of my new rap song:

I'm sitting beside granny and I offer a viscount, but her arthritic fingers can't get the foil off, so I say "hey gran if you want this choc, let me stick a custard cream real deep in your cnut. She's a little unsure so I offer her a Bourbon, she says hey son, can you remove my cardigan, so I say "hey gran I can do just that, if you'll only let me stick a custard cream in your snatch".

You're one fcuked up individual sally

Earthhorse

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Rough draft of my new rap song:

I'm sitting beside granny and I offer a viscount, but her arthritic fingers can't get the foil off, so I say "hey gran if you want this choc, let me stick a custard cream real deep in your cnut. She's a little unsure so I offer her a Bourbon, she says hey son, can you remove my cardigan, so I say "hey gran I can do just that, if you'll only let me stick a custard cream in your snatch".

Hot garbage.

Omackeral

R2.5

Fox's Classic



VS

BN

Autosport

Fox’s classic as I’ve never heard of the others

MrKingsley

Fox’s classic for me. For a combination of pure nostalgia, taste and those other yokes being sh1te

EmmetSpiceland

The disgusting BN, as they are up against a chocolate bar which, I believe, should be ineligible for a vote.

Earthhorse

Oh man, why are you doing this to me?

Classics are classic, but BN are B. Every time you eat one it’s like you’re eating a face. Where else on earth are you going to get that feeling?

coffee_cake

fox's because bn look dodgy

honeybear

Both horrific - BN bec. They have a spot the difference on the packet

Fox's classic gets my vote because BN is a ridiculous choice of biscuit for anyone over the age of 7.

Wtf is a BN?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Always love a biscuit with a face on it. Makes me feel like the boss of my own, redundant little world. I don't love the fact that BN's have the face of a mischievous little troll who got one better on you by spunking in your mouth without consent, but damn, put a face on a biscuit and you got me. I'm hypnotised.