Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Gregor Samsa

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A cum speckled sh1te should have been able to beat rich tea. Rich me hole, they're the biscuit of the proles.

Lot of proles on here tonight, LER. “Britain’s Fattest Welfare Cheats” must be finished on the telly.

Gregor Samsa

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

A rich tea with cum on it should have been able to beat rich tea.

So you gave your grandad that BJ after all?:eek:

Omackeral

R2.8

Dark Chocolate Hobnob



VS


Viennese Whirls

gerrybbadd

Fúck rich tea, priests biscuits. The Christian Brothers of the biscuit world.

Gimme the Foxes. Crumbly with nice chocolate.

normanoffside

Rich fcuking tea. No wonder the Healy-Raes keep getting voted in.

gerrybbadd

Ah FFS. Two ****e ones.

Hob nobs for the win. Fúck them other dushty yokes

Gregor Samsa

[Deleted User] wrote: »

So you gave your grandad that BJ after all?:eek:

He was stiff as a rod. Couldn’t get him into his pyjamas, so I thought I’d help him out.

Turns out it was rigor mortis.

Leg End Reject

Viennese whirls, buttery, creamy, jammy delights. They're what cum should taste like.

Roger Hassenforder

Hobnobs


Who wants to eat a biscuit with gentlemans relish on it? beside Rockwell boys.

adox

Dark chocolate hob nobs all the way. They are a meal in themselves and sorta healthy. Ya know. Dark chocolate and oats.

The other things are just solid candy floss with biscuit coloring on them.

normanoffside

Hob nobs because those other things don't even come in a container.

Viennese Whirls! Hobnobs aren't great imo.

adox

normanoffside wrote: »

Hob nobs because those other things don't even come in a container.

It’s a biscuit not a fûcking fertility test.

coffee_cake

viennese whirls because milk choc hobnobs are nicer than dark ones

Gregor Samsa

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Viennese whirls, buttery, creamy, jammy delights. They're what cum should taste like.

You just haven’t met the right guy yet. Keep searching.

Pretzill

Viennese Whirls - jam, cream and biscuit combination again. If chocolate digestives didn't get through neither should the even drier Hob nobs - I'm sure though Hob nobs will have the purile among us chomping at the bit.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Viennese whirls. I lick crystals of salt off granny's snatch as she eats these. She loves um.

Dark chocolate hobnobs because the other means nothing to me.

Greyfox

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah FFS. Two ****e ones.

Hob nobs for the win. Fúck them other dushty yokes

Agree with this, got to be dark h nobs are at least there edible, those other whirly chalking things belong in an old folks home

Leg End Reject

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

You just haven’t met the right guy yet. Keep searching.

I'll suck the fcuker dry if I ever find him, Gregor.

Baggly

Hob nobs for texture, for taste, for life.

Cronin The Destroyer

Always partial to a Viennese whirl. Tasty little critters with a tough of class.

Earthhorse

Viennese Whirls

Just want Hob Knobs out of it.

adox

Deleted User wrote: »

Dark chocolate hobnobs because the other means nothing to me.

Definitely too good for here.

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Viennese whirls, buttery, creamy, jammy delights. They're what cum should taste like.

Surely Hob Knobs a... nevemind.

Viennese whirls,hob nobs are too grainy.

nomad92

Viennese whirls are the only biscuit I like.

EmmetSpiceland

Viennese Whirls, because I don’t like dark chocolate. There, I said it.

adox

nomad92 wrote: »

Viennese whirls are the only biscuit I like.

You’ve waited two days to post on here haven’t you, ya poor cûnt.

Gregor Samsa

Dark chocolate hobnobs vs some kind of meringue?

Is meringue even a word?

I want my money back.