Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Earthhorse

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Viennese whirls. I lick crystals of salt off granny's snatch as she eats these. She loves um.

How’s that mental breakdown working out for ya?

IIGeminiII

Always enjoyed a Viennese Whirl. Tasty biscuits that make me want to visit the former austro-hungarian empire.

Omackeral

Viennese Whirls win 7-9

And they do come in packets btw

normanoffside

Omackeral wrote: »

Viennese Whirls win 7-9

And they do come in packets btw

They're bloody cakes :eek:

adox

“Exceeding good cakes”

Says it all about this thread.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Viennese Whirls, because I don’t like dark chocolate. There, I said it.

Pretzill

adox wrote: »

“Exceeding good cakes”

Says it all about this thread.

Exceedingly small cakes

The whirls for me. M&S ones are scrummy.

normanoffside

adox wrote: »

“Exceeding good cakes”

Says it all about this thread.

This thread means nothing to me (any more)

normanoffside

normanoffside wrote: »

This thread means nothing to me (any more)

Oh, Vienna Viennese Whirl.

adox

Pretzill wrote: »

Exceedingly small cakes

Leave your Mrs out of it. (Yes I’m stooping that low. If ya can’t beat em...)

Strawberry Milkshake

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Oh, Vienna Viennese Whirl.

I cracked that joke already yis pair of scuts :mad:

Norman, 2 rounds in a row where Viennese are getting the fúck out, deal with it.

Omackeral

normanoffside wrote: »

This thread means nothing to me (any more)

You'll be back. They always come back.

Green&Red

Baggly wrote: »

Viennese with a load of hookers and cocaine.

You cant just add things to make one better. Take it on its merits. Or in the case of Rich Tea, it's lack of merits.

Mrs G&R just asked what I was laughing at

Rich tea gets my vote though, dunking them is just lovely

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

Omackeral

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

I don't understand this post without you including how deep you were in an octogenarian at the time?

Pretzill

adox wrote: »

Leave your Mrs out of it. (Yes I’m stooping that low. If ya can’t beat em...)

I've no Mrs but I am a Mrs - and it's buns not cakes (while yer down there)

Gregor Samsa

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

I hope you don’t work as the elephant keeper in the zoo. They’ll eat you alive.

Junkyard Tom

Viennese Whirls look like the type of biscuit that would be served by people who attend swing dancing classes because they think they're sophisticated.

No offence you shower of absolute bastards.

Green&Red

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

Tells me ur the type of **** that puts peanut butter on rice cakes, which as u say says it all, mainly that ur opinion is sh!t given that’s what you’ll put down ur fat gob. You can’t even stay on diet, no you’ve to cover it with peanut scented poo

coffee_cake

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Viennese Whirls look like the type of biscuit that would be served by people who attend swing dancing classes

hey i didnt come here to be personally attacked


oh no wait i did, carry on

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Omackeral wrote: »

I don't understand this post without you including how deep you were in an octogenarian at the time?

Ninety years old and she can still take a fist in her asshole. That do?

Earthhorse

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Viennese Whirls look like the type of biscuit that would be served by people who attend swing dancing classes because they think they're sophisticated.

No offence you shower of absolute bastards.

We take that as a compliment.

adox

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

It says you have nothing of interest to say, ya fûcking hippy.

Gregor Samsa

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Viennese Whirls look like the type of biscuit that would be served by people who attend swing dancing classes because they think they're sophisticated.

Exactly. They’re probably the first thing a long-termed unemployed person would buy if they won the lotto. And yet you know that proper rich people like yer man from Amazon and the Queen have never eaten one.

Autosport

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

Jeez don’t be giving ideas, we’ll have rice cakes v a cardboard box

Leg End Reject

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Ninety years old and she can still fit a fist in her asshole. That do?

Prolapsed rectum Sally, it could probably swallow you whole. You'd jizz the inside of her intestines with excitement.

Greyfox

Green&Red wrote: »

Tells me ur the type of **** that puts peanut butter on rice cakes, which as u say says it all, mainly that ur opinion is sh!t given that’s what you’ll put down ur fat gob. You can’t even stay on diet, no you’ve to cover it with peanut scented poo

I think you might need some time away from the internet

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Are there any biscuits with faces left? I love a biscuit with a little face on it.

Pretzill

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I just dropped a rice cake full of peanut butter on my work clothes for tomorrow while refreshing the page, Says it all really.

You work?