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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #2192
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Pretzill wrote: »
    You work?

    Window licker extraordinaire.
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    #2193
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    I've got a stale rice cake with peanut butter in one hand (Meridan brand in case any of ye are wondering, excellent stuff, five stars from me), while the other hand is enveloped in granny's snatch, and as I move around my fingers in that mushy wet dungeon I can feel tendons and little bits of loose meat.

    Mikados are my favourite guys.


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    #2194
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Are there any biscuits with faces left? I love a biscuit with a little face on it.

    So you can spunk on it. We know.


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    #2195
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

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    #2196
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

    giphy.gif

    Do you have to be so crude?

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #2197
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    I've got a stale rice cake with peanut butter in one hand (Meridan brand in case any of ye are wondering, excellent stuff, five stars from me), while the other hand is enveloped in granny's snatch, and as I move around my fingers in that mushy wet dungeon I can feel tendons and little bits of loose meat.

    Mikados are my favourite guys.

    This is 100% gonna catch you a ban but my Jesus I haven't laughed as much at a post probably ever. You absolute creature. I'm impressed.

    ''I move around my fingers in that mushy wet dungeon I can feel tendons and little bits of loose meat.''

    It's like the work of WB Yeats.


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    #2198
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Poor Sally wouldn't recognise a vag if one sat on his face.
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    #2199
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Poor Sally wouldn't recognise a vag if one sat on his face.

    Mmmmm loose meat.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #2200
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I can't even look at a biscuit or a cookie now after that :pac:

    Gonna park it up here for the night and get back to business tomorrow. We're half way through Round 2 already so it's a natural jump off anyway.


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    #2201
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 17,022 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Mmmmm loose meat.

    Fibroids and 5c coins everywhere.
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    #2202
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    I think we've all been put off biscuits tonight. Fine job by the trolling perv.


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    #2203
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Omackeral wrote: »
    You'll be back. They always come back.

    It was a Vienna joke you numbscull, at least strawberry milkshake got it.

    I’m going nowhere. Gotta keep the rich tea and Digestive paedos out.


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    #2204
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users Posts: 10,745 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    normanoffside wrote: »
    It was a Vienna joke you numbscull, at least strawberry milkshake got it.

    I’m going nowhere. Gotta keep the rich tea and Digestive paedos out.

    Careful now. That lot are “protected”.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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    #2205
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    normanoffside wrote: »
    It was a Vienna joke you numbscull, at least strawberry milkshake got it.

    Learn how to spell if you're gonna try to insult someone you f*cking cabbage


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    #2206
    normanoffside
    Registered Users Posts: 9,987 ✭✭✭normanoffside


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Learn how to spell if you're gonna try to insult someone you f*cking cabbage

    Well autocorrect didn’t correct me so fcuk off and suck on a rich tea.


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    #2207
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    My own suggestion for the next competition is as follow:

    "Nuts, the foodstuff, and celebrity testicles"

    Brazil Nuts versus Tom Cruise's little shaven manlet balls?

    Macadamia nuts versus Johnny Depps tattooed faux-rockstar scrotum?

    Which nuts do you want to suck? Which are more salty? Which are more, healthy?


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    #2208
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    normanoffside wrote: »
    Well autocorrect didn’t correct me so fcuk off and suck on a rich tea.

    I'd rather suck on Sally Anne Snr's giblets to be very honest


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    #2209
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I can't even look at a biscuit or a cookie now after that :pac:

    Gonna park it up here for the night and get back to business tomorrow. We're half way through Round 2 already so it's a natural jump off anyway.

    Finally some work for me to do as BEO.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zujQd6GTJN0


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    #2210
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    My own suggestion for the next competition is as follow:

    "Nuts, the foodstuff, and celebrity testicles"

    Brazil Nuts versus Tom Cruise's little shaven manlet balls?

    Macadamia nuts versus Johnny Depps tattooed faux-rockstar scrotum?

    Which nuts do you want to suck? Which are more salty? Which are more, healthy?

    Will they let you have internet access when you inevitably wind up in the Central Mental Hospital or Arbour Hill Prison for Sexual Deviants?


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    #2211
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    No need to read thread.

    Ginger Nuts.

    That is all.


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    #2212
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    No need to read thread.

    Ginger Nuts.

    That is all.

    Yeah they're sh*te and are eliminated on account of them being sh*te.


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    #2213
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Look ODB we don't need to know your fetish for some poor ginger lads nuts so keep that sh1t off boards alright?


    Plus they got hilariously dumped out in the first round.


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    #2214
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    No need to read thread.

    Ginger Nuts.

    That is all.

    Just what we need, another arrogant, obnoxious pr!ck to come in and tell us what to do


    C**T


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    #2215
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    I have better things to do than read back over the whole thread so what won / is winning/ in the final .?


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    #2216
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    cjmc wrote: »
    I have better things to do than read back over the whole thread so what won / is winning/ in the final .?

    It's your ma vs your da in the final.


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    #2217
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's your ma vs your da in the final.

    Winner gets the choice of finally having an orgasm or murdering their son.

    I know which I'd choose, f*ckin Mint Crisp guy of the biscuit thread.


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    #2218
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Omackeral wrote: »
    It's your ma vs your da in the final.

    You are to banter what Stephen Hawking was to the 110m hurdles.

    Stick to the low level organisation work, you grunt.


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    #2219
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    What time are things kicking off today Omackeral?


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    #2220
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    You are to banter what Stephen Hawking was to the 110m hurdles.

    Stick to the low level organisation work, you grunt.

    You missed a decent opportunity for a Stephen Walking gag there.

    Stick to the one account today, you c*nt


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    #2221
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    What time are things kicking off today Omackeral?

    Maybe around lunchtime.


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