Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Boom_Bap

Autosport wrote: »

10000000000-0 so far to snack

missing a few 0's

Omackeral

A second round white-wash. Snack Shortcake officially wins 9-0

And there is a picture Sally you pleb, maybe stop posting from a public library where certain sites are blocked.

Boom_Bap

Omackeral wrote: »

A second round white-wash. Snack Shortcake officially wins 9-0

And there is a picture Sally you pleb, maybe stop posting from a public library where certain sites are blocked.

Where the fuc do you get your snack images from

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

And there is a picture Sally you pleb, maybe stop posting from a public library where certain sites are blocked.

More likely to be doing it in a public toilet. Do you honestly think that yoke has ever seen a library? Probably pronounces it "libary"

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

More likely to be doing it in a public toilet. Do you honestly think that yoke has ever seen a library? Probably pronounces it "libary"

Sometimes I like to force it. Push out a turd with maximal force. Occasionally I do the same thing when peeing. Maximal force. Sometimes I force out my turd and my urine simultaneously with maximal pressure. You straddle the pleasure/pain threshold. You ever try that Deebles?

Autosport

What has that got to do with biscuits

Deebles McBeebles

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Sometimes I like to force it. Push out a turd with maximal force. Occasionally I do the same thing when peeing. Maximal force. Something I force out my turd and my urine simultaneously with maximal pressure. You straddle the pleasure/pain threshold. You ever try that Deebles?

At urinals there is no finer thing to do. No medical issues to report so far.

Not to be trifled with during the other evacuation though. I firmly believe the one and only pile I have ever had was due to rushing my beautiful brown babies on their journey toward watery Valhalla.

dinorebel

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Sometimes I like to force it. Push out a turd with maximal force. Occasionally I do the same thing when peeing. Maximal force. Sometimes I force out my turd and my urine simultaneously with maximal pressure. You straddle the pleasure/pain threshold. You ever try that Deebles?

Autosport wrote: »

What has that got to do with biscuits

Similar process to making Fig Rolls

Omackeral

R2.13

Polo



VS

Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies

Maryland cookies. They always been a favourite of mine.

Autosport

Cookies as they have chocolate

Maryland. Find it hard to resist a chocolate chip, even if they're not of the premo variety.

Daithi101

Marland cookies - polo's are just gick

Maryland for me for their binge factor. Can eat a packet in a single sitting if that kind of thing floats your boat.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

And now the wheels of heaven stop
You feel the devil's riding crop
Get ready for the future: It is POLO

Green&Red

Maryland are gick, less so polo, although they do have the coconut

Polo for me but they’re both bottom dwelling pieces of sh!t

coffee_cake

Maryland, they are a classic and easy to eat the whole packet

Necro

Maryland cookies because nobody ever goes to the shop to buy Polos unless they're in a green tube and have a hole in the middle.

Nobody normal anyways.

Daithi101

Necro wrote:

Maryland cookies because nobody ever goes to the shop to buy Polos unless they're in a green tube and have a hole in the middle.

Necro wrote:

Nobody normal anyways.

Appears to be nothing normal about some choices in this thread...

Baggly

Polos to cancel out Necros vote. And....I dunno...i like coconut.

Maryland. Polos are so boring.

gwalk

Maryland

polo biscuits are for people Eejits who like to virtue signal, for no other reason than to keep their holier than thou online persona intact

Omackeral

9-3 to the winner, Maryland Cookies

Omackeral

R2.14

Penguin



VS

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs

Necro

Baggly wrote: »

Polos to cancel out Necros vote. And....I dunno...i like coconut.

Nobody really likes coconut, they just pretend they do.

gwalk

Penguins

They have jokes,

hobnobs are a joke

Necro

Hob Nobs.

*Shrugs* I got converted by two packets last night.

Love Penguins too though.

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Given I have recently consumed a pack of chocolate Hobnobs while drunk and believe it to be what preempted a hangover, has to be Hobnonbs.

^^^ Boom

Will I Am Not

Hob Nobs. Not enough variety in a Penguin. Chocolate biscuit, chocolate cream, chocolate coating. Mix it up a bit ffs.

Chocolate hobnobs get my vote. A classic. The chocolate transforms the ordinary hobnob into a proper treat. Plus there's the fact that the penguin is a bar not a biscuit