Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Badly Drunk Boy

Omackeral wrote: »

It's over. It's 9-5 to KitKat. Aptly gonna have a break now...

Yeah, have a break...have a Chocolate Kimberley.

Deebles McBeebles

secondrowgal wrote: »

You'll get over it. OMack's "humour" is an acquired taste. Like Guinness mixed with Sally Anne's forcibly-removed sh*te.

secondrowgal

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I see all of the low-IQ posters are out voting for their favourite bar in a biscuit thread.

Looks like there is no point in even voting but I vote Kimberley because they are an Irish Classic, delicious, luxurious, and, a biscuit.

I thought that phone was surgically attached to you - where the **** were you for the vote when it mattered?

Necro

Huzzah!!

The 'Elite' are dead!

Vanquished one and all.

Fcuking fake fancy biscuits

Deebles McBeebles

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I see all of the low-IQ posters are out in force voting for their favourite bar in a biscuit thread.

Looks like there is no point in even voting but I vote Kimberley because they are an Irish Classic, delicious, luxurious, and, a biscuit.

F*ckin catch up you!

Jamiekelly

How are kit kats even in the running anymore? Ever since the fair trade cocoa started being used the chocolate became bland and tasteless and the actual wafer used is barely edible anymore. Tastes like cardboard over the last few years. It wasn't always like that but KitKat have been trading on their reputation while becoming more and more sh!t every year.

Kimberly on the other hand have never really changed. Fair trade and cost cutting really messed up everything chocolate related.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

secondrowgal wrote: »

I thought that phone was surgically attached to you - where the **** were you for the vote when it mattered?

In fairness, that fetid swarm of mouth-breathing numpties came in quick.

Absolute saddos the lot of you. "Oh I like Kit Kats coz that's what I eat on my break at work" Phuckwits. Pondscum. Brainless twats. Herd animals. Crooked eyed bottom feeders. Spastic, illiterate, worthless cretins of the lowest order. Dung garglers. Inbred, dull eyed cattle with big bony protuberant foreheads that can't see any further than their nostrils. Smears of chite on the bottom of cum filled faux-leather loafers.

Greyfox

Necro wrote: »

Wooo I think the shortbread just about scraped that one

Not only did the utterly gorgeous and devine choc mikado fall in a close run, they fell to a chalky, tasteless and bland excuse of of biscuit

Greyfox

Deleted User wrote: »

Dammit. Missed the Kimberley vote. Life will go on somehow.

Missed it too :(

adox

A fcuking kitkat still in the running? A fcuking chocolate bar!

Tournament is ruined.

Am I allowed to call you all cnuts or this that not allowed any more cnuts?

Baggly

Carpe diem adox

Deebles McBeebles

Baggly wrote: »

Carpe diem adox

For those of you who don't speak fluent Latin, that means 'seize the c*nt'. Donald trump has it tattoo'd on his inner thigh.

Autosport

Bought a packet of chocolate hob nobs thanks to this thread

Deebles McBeebles

Autosport wrote: »

Bought a packet of chocolate hob nobs thanks to this thread

Just bought a pack of the Lidl version. I think I actually prefer them to the original.

Gregor Samsa

How can it be argued that a 2 finger KitKat is a biscuit, while a 4 finer one is a bar? It's like arguing that one piece of a Bounty is a biscuit. They should use the identification of the correct designation of a 2 finger KitKat as a test for diagnosing brain parasites.

I once had Wasabi KitKats from Japan. Very nice indeed.



Still not a biscuit, though.

jimgoose

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Just bought a pack of the Lidl version. I think I actually prefer them to the original.

Aldi sell an equivalent called "Oaties", they're very good and ridiculously cheap.

Hannibal_Smith

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Just bought a pack of the Lidl version. I think I actually prefer them to the original.

Oaties? Prefer them too

Deebles McBeebles

jimgoose wrote: »

Aldi sell an equivalent called "Oaties", they're very good and ridiculously cheap.

Yeah thats what these are called too, didn't know they sold them in Aldi too.

I'll be drunk on cheap biscuits for the voting tonight so beware, everyone.

Boom_Bap

How in the name of Batman did the Elite Kimberlys and Elite Mikado's not make it through.

They are the ultimate christasimstuffingmyfacewithalltheseafter5roundsofdinnerandsixdesserts whilst watching Titanic.

EmmetSpiceland

Boom_Bap wrote: »

How in the name of Batman did the Elite Kimberlys and Elite Mikado's not make it through.

They are the ultimate christasimstuffingmyfacewithalltheseafter5roundsofdinnerandsixdesserts whilst watching Titanic.

I think the Elite Kimberlys were eliminated on a number of occasions. Maybe Baggy could count that for us?

Deebles McBeebles

Any chance of a roundup, OMack? I think normal Mikado are still in it but that may have been a dream.

Necro

Boom_Bap wrote:

How in the name of Batman did the Elite Kimberlys and Elite Mikado's not make it through.

Cos there ain't nothing elite about em.

Just a slathering of cheap chocolate on fairly average biscuits. I don't mind normal Mikados the chocolate ruins them though.

Kimberleys are just an abomination irregardless of cheap chocolate tacked on or not.

Boom_Bap

Necro wrote: »

Cos there ain't nothing elite about em.

Just a slathering of cheap chocolate on fairly average biscuits. I don't mind normal Mikados the chocolate ruins them though.

Kimberleys are just an abomination irregardless of cheap chocolate tacked on or not.

I challenge you to a duel sir

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

I don't mind normal Mikados the chocolate ruins them though.

Kimberleys are just an abomination irregardless of cheap chocolate tacked on or not.

This is official BEO policy and can be found in your tournament handbooks, page 74, paragraph 6.

Skylinehead

jimgoose wrote: »

Aldi sell an equivalent called "Oaties", they're very good and ridiculously cheap.

As Aldi biscuits go, they're quite expensive, I think about 1.30?

Heavenly though.

jimgoose

Skylinehead wrote: »

As Aldi biscuits go, they're quite expensive, I think about 1.30?

Heavenly though.

The plain Oaties are 39c a pack, IIRC. They're the ones I usually get, they're fantastic with a bit of Camembert or mature cheddar as well. I've just discovered SuperValu are selling them as well, for the same price! :eek:

Deebles McBeebles

Under a quid for the choc ones I think.

The fig rolls are bloody good too.

Graces7

malted milk please; with or without chocolate. not had them since last year.....

Omackeral

adox wrote: »

A fcuking kitkat still in the running? A fcuking chocolate bar!

Tournament is ruined.

Am I allowed to call you all cnuts or this that not allowed any more cnuts?

You can call us all cnuts no problem, just like I can call you a whining little bitch.

''Tournament is ruined wah wah wah.'' Stop crying you absolute drip. Just fcuking vote against it.

Omackeral

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

How can it be argued that a 2 finger KitKat is a biscuit, while a 4 finer one is a bar? It's like arguing that one piece of a Bounty is a biscuit.

Aul Bounty lacks the biscuit part, some way you lack a medulla oblongata