Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Golden crunch cream gets my vote. Nice buttery vibe off them. Plus jaffa cakes are a cake.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Jaffa Cakes because there is something insidious about the Fox trading name.

jimgoose

irish_goat wrote: »

Golden Crunch, delicious and also, actually a biscuit.

Jaffa cakes are for protestants.

Hah! It must be a right pain having to empty all that coal out of the bath every Saturday night!

Boom_Bap

Golden Crunch Creams Win. Top biscuit, flavour is enhanced when dunked in tea.


I love a Jaffa Cake as well, but they taste a little cheap beside the Crunches.

mikhail

ibarelycare wrote: »

Jaffa Cake. Especially the cheap Lidl/Aldi ones. Nom.

Fox's biscuits are generally crap.

Jaffa cakes are legally not a biscuit.

nomad92

Jaffa Cakes are scrumptious and exotic and I wonder if a pale naked lady will crawl through my window on a moonlit night, just like in the jungle book, it is so exotic.

jimgoose

mikhail wrote: »

Jaffa cakes are legally not a biscuit.

No-one cares what some blasted accountant thinks is a biscuit and not a biscuit!

Gregor Samsa

Despite me giving out about KitKats not being biscuits, I'm actually a little sad that everyone voting against Jaffa Cakes is doing so because they're cakes.

I mean, it's factually correct, but the main reason to vote against them should be because they're fúcking manky. Who puts a surprise bit of bitter orange glue in between biscuit and chocolate? Under food safety rules, it should count as contamination. There should be a global recall.

Cronin The Destroyer

Jaffa Cakes are divine. They remind me of mum.

adox

Jaffa cakes. They are lovely and the only entry here that isnt a biscuit that is a biscuit.

jimgoose

adox wrote: »

Jaffa cakes. They are lovely and the only entry here that isnt a biscuit that is a biscuit.

Finally - another exponent of the Dhao of Jaffa! :cool:

Pretzill

Jaffa cakes because they're the only tasty biscuits cakes left on the list

IIGeminiII

Jaffa Cakes. Orange and dark chocolate. What's not to love with a pot of Earl Grey.

adox

mikhail wrote: »

Jaffa cakes are legally not a biscuit.

Welcome to two days ago ya slow fcuk.

Just stfu and vote.

Earthhorse

When I was a young lad I worked in the local Centra one summer. I spent a few months packing shelves and often worked split shifts which ended at half ten. I'd get home close to eleven and find it hard to get off to sleep. After one shift I brought a packet of Fox's Crunch Creams home with me. Figured I'd have a few before bed. There was a late night music show on Sky at the time. It would run from around midnight to seven in the morning. No DJ, just pop up text and vids. They said they were going to debut the new Radiohead video for Paranoid Android. So I decided I'd stay up to watch that. I had a few more biscuits, read a few more pop up. Biscuits, pop ups, pop ups, biscuits, the night went on like this, like a see saw, like a delicate dance between eating and reading with an underlying them of waiting. And waiting. One o' clock went by. Two o' clock. Three. Four. I was in blood stepp'd in so far that to return was as bloody as go o'er. And by blood I mean crunch cream. Five o' clock passed. Six. The packet dwindled to nothing but litter. Ten to seven came. The video played.

Voting Jaffa Cakes because Radiohead haven't doing anything decent since The Bends.

super_furry

Chocolate Kimberly or GTFO.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

super_furry wrote: »

Chocolate Kimberly or GTFO.

They were beaten by ****ing Kit Kats :mad:

Omackeral

super_furry wrote: »

Chocolate Kimberly or GTFO.

Idiot.

Also F'N Jaffa Cakes win 10-7

jimgoose

Omackeral wrote: »

Idiot.

Also F'N Jaffa Cakes win 10-7

Badly Drunk Boy

Jaffa Cakes! Even though they're cakes, they are also the best biscuit out there! Ideally I'd get a time-machine and stock up on the Homestead version, but in general, it's hard to find a bad Jaffa Cake, whatever the brand.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Speaking of Centra, has anyone had the pleasure of eating one of their delightfully tongue in cheek "Biscuit Cakes". A quality product. A really delicious hybrid.

adox

Omackeral wrote: »

Idiot.

Also F'N Jaffa Cakes win 10-7

Karma for the kitkat debacle.

Cienciano

Jaffa cakes should be good, but all manufacturers use that crap chocolate that's more like a brown wax than chocolate

everlast75

Earthhorse wrote: »

Radiohead haven't doing anything decent since The Bends.

I would agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong...

Omackeral

A cake won the last match. Can a bar follow suit?

R3.2

Snack Shortcake



VS

2 (Two) Finger Kit Kat

gwalk

Yellow Snack

the tinfoil on kit kats just enables junkies

jimgoose

Snack Shortcacke! Delicious little things, and the Aldi equivalent is not.

the beer revolu

Kit kat
New yellow snack is shïte beyond words.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Yellow Snack. The second best of the Snack line and the only one that is a biscuit.

adox

Snack. ****ing snack! they are the bestest thing ever. They are a lovely biscuit

Cutting yourself in half a biscuit does not make(sounds like some edgy social commentary)