Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles

the beer revolu wrote: »

It's like someone voting for Starship thinking they were voting for Jefferson Airplane.

Exquisite reference!

adox

the beer revolu wrote: »

It's like someone voting for Starship thinking they were voting for Jefferson Airplane.

Its a fcuking protest vote ya cnut.

We built this thread on biscuits.

super_furry

I assume I missed the whole 'a kit-kat is not a biscuit' dance?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Kit Kats are not a biscuit you splash of feces speckled piss.

You're just bitter cos they knocked out your favourite. Don't hate the player. Hate the game.

super_furry

the beer revolu wrote: »

It's like someone voting for Starship thinking they were voting for Jefferson Airplane.

And we can eat this thing together
Stand this stormy weather
A Kit-Kat's not a biscuit now
And if this world runs out of tea
Well you can ask my gee
A Kit-Kat's not a biscuit
A Kit-Kat's not a biscuit now

Earthhorse

super_furry wrote: »

I assume I missed the whole 'a kit-kat is not a biscuit' dance?

No.

No one can let a thing go in this thread so that dance never ends.

You're also welcome to join the "Jaffa Cakes are legally a cake" dance with all the other dullards when you're free.

Omackeral

Next match will be up in a while, after the work people clock off. Have to give them a chance. Not giving a time though in case kunts screenshot it again. ****.

jimgoose

Earthhorse wrote: »

...You're also welcome to join the "Jaffa Cakes are legally a cake" dance with all the other dullards when you're free.

There's only one thing worse than a Dad-fetched, toaster-hidin, Virgin Mary-denyin' Protestant, and that's the sort of faeces-covered, syphilis-crazed powder-monkey who sides with a bunch of Tax Accountants!!

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Necro

Not terribly upset with either of those results.

All hail king Jaffa Cake.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr.

Deebles McBeebles

Necro wrote: »

All hail king Jaffa Cake.

He prefers William of Orange.

I wish I was as good at the insults as most are in this thread so I could participate fully.

Delighted Jaffa cakes are through.

adox

Omackeral wrote: »

Next match will be up in a while, after the work people clock off. Have to give them a chance. Not giving a time though in case kunts screenshot it again. ****.

Most people clock off at 5 so dont start it then like you did yesterday you inconsiderate cnut.








And allow me 40 minutes to drive home. And also 25 minutes to eat my dinner.

adox

Candie wrote: »

I wish I was as good at the insults as most are in this thread so I could participate fully.

Delighted Jaffa cakes are through.

Pity posts make me vomit.

Necro

Candie wrote: »

I wish I was as good at the insults as most are in this thread so I could participate fully.

Delighted Jaffa cakes are through.

Just start small and call someone a half-witted inbred mongrel.

It kinda flows from there

IAMAMORON

adox wrote: »

Most people clock off at 5 so dont start it then like you did yesterday you inconsiderate cnut.








And allow me 40 minutes to drive home. And also 25 minutes to eat my dinner.

You have a job ?

Pleeeeaaase.

adox

adox wrote: »

And also 25 minutes to eat my dinner.

It takes you 25 minutes to stuff your usual ration of raw denny sausages and cold baked beans down your gullet? Though it probably takes you that long to open the tin of beans in fairness.

jammiedodgers

Earthhorse wrote: »

No.

No one can let a thing go in this thread so that dance never ends.

You're also welcome to join the "Jaffa Cakes are legally a cake" dance with all the other dullards when you're free.

Bring back the chickatees

EmmetSpiceland

Candie wrote: »

Delighted Jaffa cakes are through.

This from the person getting “shirty” over corn snacks in the crisps thread? For shame!

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

This from the person getting “shirty” over corn snacks in the crisps thread? For shame!

I'm aware of the hypocrisy, but Jaffa Cakes are an exception. They share the same initials as Jesus Christ. So there's that.

I know I'm too late on this one, but those Viscount minty things taste like toothpaste.

Junkyard Tom

It would be nice to see Yellow Snack doing a Royce Gracie on it and cut a path through all challengers including heavyweights.

Ted_YNWA

while we wait for the next round, dig in miscreants.

Mr. CooL ICE

Candie wrote: »

I know I'm too late on this one, but those Viscount minty things taste like toothpaste.

So does your face, toothpaste face

Baggly

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

So does your face, toothpaste face

EmmetSpiceland

Lame.

Autosport

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

while we wait for the next round, dig in miscreants.

Yea they're biscuits now like a kit Kat

Jeez Ted not long a mod and this is how you act :rolleyes:

Omackeral

5:30 Approx for next match

Ted_YNWA

Autosport wrote: »

Yea they're biscuits now like a kit Kat

Jeez Ted not long a mod and this is how you act :rolleyes:

According to QI, biscuits are hard & go soft as they go stale, cakes do the opposite.

Chickatees do the same, crunchy when they are fresh, and so soft with time.

So yep, they adhere to the biscuit rule.

Deebles McBeebles

We don't mention the war, Ted.