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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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    #2612
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,180 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    I hate shortbread. Too buttery. Which is weird because I like to spread butter thickly on things. But I really dislike overly buttery biscuits and pastry. I just find them too rich and sickening. If making fruit crumble, I seek out the least buttery recipes.

    Give a reason, not a life story!


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    #2613
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I’m eating a Scotty shaped Walkers biscuit right now. Damn they’re good.

    Edit: make that 4 Scotty shaped Walkers biscuits.


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    #2614
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    It's 8-8 you fcuking knackers.


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    #2615
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Foxes
    gwalk wrote: »
    foxes
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Foxes
    Hannibal_Smith wrote: »
    foxes
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Foxes
    toffeeshel wrote: »
    foxes
    Autosport wrote: »
    Foxes
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Foxe


    Its FOX'S you pile of small animal molesters.


    I like the idea of insulting lots of people in one post, it pleases me.


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    #2616
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Its FOX'S you pile of small animal molesters.


    I like the idea of insulting lots of people in one post, it pleases me.

    All those votes should be disregarded as they havent voted correctly and spoiled their ballots


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    #2617
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,180 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Shortbread, cause to piss people off


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    #2618
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    PARlance wrote: »
    Give a reason, not a life story!

    It was, what, four sentences? Hello, remedial English!


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    #2619
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I like the idea of insulting lots of people in one post, it pleases me.

    Ah the multisult. A fine invention.


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    #2620
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    My fingers are too fat from eating all these biscuits to make an informed vote.


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    #2621
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    gwalk wrote: »
    All those votes should be disregarded as they havent voted correctly and spoiled their ballots

    BEO: Overruled, this is a biscuit competition not a fcuking spelling bee you twonk


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    #2622
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users Posts: 18,602 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Fox's, decadent as a biscuit should be.
    I like shortbread but not Walkers, they should shtick to the crips, and leave the biscuits to the others.


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    #2623
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    gwalk wrote: »
    All those votes should be disregarded as they havent voted correctly and spoiled their ballots

    Go shove a fig roll up your mikado :P


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    #2624
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Necro wrote: »
    BEO: Overruled, this is a biscuit competition not a fcuking spelling bee you twonk

    Backed and thanked for use of the word twonk


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    #2625
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    PARlance wrote: »
    Give a reason, not a life story!
    PARlance wrote: »
    Shortbread, cause to piss people off

    At least ODB types in full sentences, you evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity.


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    #2626
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    The Princess Bride wrote:
    Fox's, decadent as a biscuit should be. I like shortbread but not Walkers, they should shtick to the crips, and leave the biscuits to the others.

    Don't you start bringing crisps into this thread, that is my shtick & I will use it.


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    #2627
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Necro wrote: »
    BEO: Overruled, this is a biscuit competition not a fcuking spelling bee you twonk

    You cant overrule ****

    Go back to sniffing bike saddles down the park you danger


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    #2628
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Don't you start bringing crisps into this thread, that is my shtick & I will use it.

    Kinky ;):D


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    #2629
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    It's 9-9. Maggie Cash is gonna sh*t out another kid by the time this one is settled.


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    #2630
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Fox's cos I can


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    #2631
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    gwalk wrote: »
    You cant overrule ****

    Go back to sniffing bike saddles down the park you danger

    Is that a thing in your area?

    Suppose it's the only action you get apart from Pam and her five sisters


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    #2632
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    gwalk wrote: »
    You cant overrule ****

    Go back to sniffing bike saddles down the park you danger

    Best insult of the thread so far. Bravo.


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    #2633
    gwalk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    Necro wrote: »
    Is that a thing in your area?

    Suppose it's the only action you get apart from Pam and her five sisters

    Poor - 2/10

    Expected better from a "BEO"


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    #2634
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Autosport wrote: »
    Fox's cos I can

    BEO: That's your reason? I'm gonna let Omack make a decision on this but you're on thin ice Auto.


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    #2635
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Autosport wrote: »
    Fox's cos I can

    You’ve already voted you fcukneck


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    #2636
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Autosport wrote: »
    Fox's cos I can

    You already voted you fcuking holocaust denier.


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    #2637
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Necro wrote: »
    BEO: That's your reason? I'm gonna let Omack make a decision on this but you're on thin ice Auto.

    Let it fly Britney

    I want Foxes to go through


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    #2638
    Autosport
    Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    You’ve already voted you fcukneck

    Love you too babes :D


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    #2639
    Gregor Samsa
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Gregor Samsa


    Foxes Classic.

    Funny thing about Shortbread. Fred West used to stuff the boxes with the body parts of his victims to get them past the cadaver dogs. The dogs were trained not to respond to anything rank coming from a tartan box.


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    #2640
    Green&Red
    Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Foxes Classic.

    Funny thing about Shortbread. Fred West used to stuff the boxes with the body parts of his victims to get them past the cadaver dogs. The dogs were trained not to respond to anything rank coming from a tartan box.

    Get the F**K in there


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    #2641
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    Foxes Classic.

    Funny thing about Shortbread. Fred West used to stuff the boxes with the body parts of his victims to get them past the cadaver dogs. The dogs were trained not to respond to anything rank coming from a tartan box.


    You’ve ruined another one you prick.


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