Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Omackeral

Necro wrote: »

BEO: That's your reason? I'm gonna let Omack make a decision on this but you're on thin ice Auto.

What an absolute gypsy. A turd clinging to the bowl. Underhanded and sneaky. Proper Shylock from the Merchant of Venice material that was.

toffeeshel

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Foxes Classic.

Funny thing about Shortbread. Fred West used to stuff the boxes with the body parts of his victims to get them past the cadaver dogs. The dogs were trained not to respond to anything rank coming from a tartan box.

Lulu was safe so

PARlance

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

At least ODB types in full sentences, you evangelical crusader of sub-mediocrity.

At least my insults don't come from Comic Book Guy.

Autosport

Paging Leg End Reject!!!!

Gregor Samsa

ibarelycare wrote: »

You’ve ruined another one you prick.

I time it specially for dramatic effect. Also I just came to from the glue I was huffing all afternoon.

Omackeral

10-9 to Fox's but that round will be forever marred by the carry on of Autosport. Like a mixture of Diego Maradona and Nasty Nick from Big Brother Series 1

Necro

Autosport bringing shame on this celebration of biscuits.

Pretzill

Walkers because I'm too late

Omackeral

R3.4

Viennese Whirls



VS

Bourbon

Green&Red

Omackeral wrote: »

10-9 to Fox's but that round will be forever marred by the carry on of Autosport. Like a mixture of Diego Maradona and Nasty Nick from Big Brother Series 1

Its the type of scumbag behavior that you'd despise only its for your own team

Pretzill

Bourbon for being the tastiest affordable biscuit of youth.

gwalk

Bourbons

Mr Kipling is the Josef Fritzl of the biscuit world

Green&Red

What a pile of sh!t of a round

Viennese whirls because they are not bourbons, absolutely rank yokes

Omackeral

I vote Viennese Whirls because bourbons are something you literally get for free in the waiting room of the visits area in prisons and if they're good enough for Jayden and Kai and Molly-Mae then I want no part of them.

Green&Red

gwalk wrote: »

Bourbons

Mr Kipling is the Josef Fritzl of the biscuit world

When Joe shat though it was bourbons that came out, where does that leave you?

the beer revolu

Viennese whirls.

Those brown things are the epitome of a crap biscuit

Necro

Viennese Whirls as if we're classing Digestives as boring bourbon are in that same category.

Whirls are funky and have Jam and Cream in them.

Pretzill

Omackeral wrote: »

I vote Viennese Whirls because bourbons are something you literally get for free in the waiting room of the visits area in prisons and if they're good enough for Jayden and Kai and Molly-Mae then I want no part of them.

You'd know all about prison waiting rooms.

Leg End Reject

Viennese whirls, ejaculated from God's own penis.

Let's ramp up the insults you fcuking half-witted, deformed balls of steaming sh1t. I'm not here for the biscuits.

IAMAMORON

Bourbon creams. The true friend of biscuit eaters. I spent half my miss-spent youth hoping for a clean break of one side so I could practice my cunnilingus techniques on its' soft chocolate base.

Ted_YNWA

Bourbons all day long.

How the fudge do you dunk a Vienese Whirl?

toffeeshel

Viennese whirls because al my favorites are beaten so f*ck you bourbon fans

Bourbons get my vote. Pack a powerful punch. Also, the Viennese whirls are too ostentatious for their own good.

Autosport

Bourbon creams as they're yummy and chocolate and I'll do whatever the hell I want :P

I like the delicate whirls. Bourbons are for when the world has run out of other bikkies.

Omackeral

Pretzill wrote: »

You'd know all about prison waiting rooms.

Yeah I would. I work in one.

Omackeral

Friendly Reminder: Autosport is a scumbag pikey

The Princess Bride

Bourbon creams cos they're delicious, especially withTAYTO cheese and onion crisps.
And Viennese whirls are too filling, you'd barely get one into your mouth, let alone a second one.

Pretzill

Omackeral wrote: »

Yeah I would. I work in one.

Exactly

(insult backfire, nobody noticed, walk away)

Autosport

Omackeral wrote: »

Friendly Reminder: Autosport is a scumbag pikey

It's Ms Autosport to you :P