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Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

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  • Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Bourbon creams cos they're delicious, especially withTAYTO cheese and onion crisps. And Viennese whirls are too filling, you'd barely get one into your mouth, let alone a second one.

    You need a bigger mouth by the sounds of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Autosport wrote: »
    It's Ms Autosport to you :P

    Do you not have a cousin to ride? Ms me gaping hole.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Autosport wrote: »
    It's Ms Autosport to you :P

    Oh you're a girl? The Tonya Harding/Michelle Smith of biscuits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭ballyargus


    Bourbons are "grand". Viennese whirls have lovely jamminess and a nice crumbly biscuit. Dunking is overrated, it's also an insult to your beverage. Let the biscuits stand on their own two feet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Let's ramp up the insults you fcuking half-witted, deformed balls of steaming sh1t. I'm not here for the biscuits.

    Quiet, you ill-bred reprobate. F*ckin Viennese Whirls.

    Oh yeah, Bourbon, best dunker ever.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Bourbon cream. All day every day


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    cjmc wrote: »
    Bourbon cream. All day every day

    BEO: You call this a reason? You're sliding into Autosport territory right now


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    cjmc wrote: »
    Bourbon cream. All day every day

    You're a sh*t poster and you've sh*t taste in biscuits. I'll allow the non-reason because you've nothing else going on in your life.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Oh you're a girl? The Tonya Harding/Michelle Smith of biscuits.

    Yea I know you're getting all hot and bothered now :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Necro wrote: »
    BEO: You call this a reason? You're sliding into Autosport territory right now

    Who's sliding into me now :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,392 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    9-8 to those manky brown sh!tes


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Quiet, you ill-bred reprobate. F*ckin Viennese Whirls.

    Better than being an inbred mutant, your poor mother must have thought she pushed out the after birth first when a limp, shapeless, dickless asshat like you was plonked on her shrivelled tits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Autosport wrote: »
    Who's sliding into me now :D

    giphy.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Better than being an inbred mutant, your poor mother must have thought she pushed out the after birth first when a limp, shapeless, dickless asshat like you was plonked on her shrivelled tits.


    :eek:


    She has BEAUTIFUL tits!


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Autosport wrote: »
    Who's sliding into me now :D

    It's dweebs, don't worry you feel a thing with the 1 inch wonder.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Bourbon Creams please.

    Because they're only great.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,744 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Bourbon creams, a mighty tea biscuit. At any time of the day

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Green&Red wrote: »
    9-8 to those manky brown sh!tes

    I have it at 8-8


    EDIT- It's moot now anyway, the sh*tnuggets go through

    Bourbons fcuking advance.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    cjmc wrote: »
    Bourbon cream. All day every day
    Because they're fcuking gorgeous and you can you dunk them . Has to be the fingers not the squares .
    They're for squares


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,686 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I have it at 8-8

    Well you're wrong


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Have I time to vote?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    I only hopped on in this last page and seen mention of boubons. I’ll blindly vote for the other one without knowing what it is. That’s how sh*t bourbons are.
    Scratch the above if the vote is closed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,018 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    :eek:


    She has BEAUTIFUL tits!

    You think that when they're the only pair you'll ever suck.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Better than being an inbred mutant, your poor mother must have thought she pushed out the after birth first when a limp, shapeless, dickless asshat like you was plonked on her shrivelled tits.

    Iv given up on this sh1tshow, simply because of the chocolate digestive fiasco ( bastards) ,but I simply had to stop what I was doing,and applaud that post.


    Well done.

    I shall be watching from afar.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 51,460 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Autosport wrote: »
    Who's sliding into me now :D

    Some soft dicked bourbon cream lover no doubt :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Pretzill wrote: »
    Well you're wrong

    You're a wrong'un


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hannibal_Smith


    Will risk it

    Vote. Bourbon

    Reason. I like the taste and though it offends some.. To lick the cream


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    You think that when they're the only pair you'll ever suck.

    Mama never allowed me to have the bitty. My siblings, yes. Many, many truckers, yes.

    Never me, not for the bitty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Right, we're getting off track.

    Bourbon Cream win fair and square.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,262 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Necro wrote: »
    Some soft dicked bourbon cream lover no doubt :P

    Like yourself so :D :P


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