Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

There's a word that's criminally underused.

You should criminally underuse all the words.

adox

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Don't worry, you won't see it when I'm sitting on your face.



Trying to smother you.

I’m sure the smell would kill me before any contact was made. x

Pretzill

I'm just believing we voted for the wrong Mikado

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

You should criminally underuse all the words.

You should crawl back up your mother's Mikado and look for your missing chromosomes.

Autosport

adox wrote: »

I’m sure the smell would kill me before any contact was made. x

You ok Hun xxx

adox

I fear for the Mikado. The troglodytes on here are having their heads turned by the “classy” foil wrapper of the Viscounts. Sad fûcks.

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

You should crawl back up your mother's Mikado and hope look for your missing chromosomes.

Yeah see my last post, gimpy motherf*cker.

EmmetSpiceland

Autosport wrote: »

You alright there

Fine thanks, A.

Finding the “mod” humour terribly boring and Omackeral's posts incredibly weak contributions outside of the contest.

But, other than that, fine. How’s you?

adox

Autosport wrote: »

You ok Hun xxx

Is that a question, fellow illiterate cûnt?

Omackeral

bluewolf wrote: »

Mikado bc they are fluffy and jammy

Fluffy and jammy.... look at me I'm a cute girl tee hee. Nobody gives a fcuk princess.

Viscount win 10-8

Necro

adox wrote: »

I fear for the Mikado. The troglodytes on here are having their heads turned by the “classy” foil wrapper of the Viscounts. Sad fûcks.

Sad day when the Viscounts are considered a better biscuit indeed.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Fluffy and jammy.... look at me I'm a cute girl tee hee. Nobody gives a fcuk princess.

Viscount win 10-8

This makes me happy.

Autosport

That fecking Sally guy deserves a kick in the head for not voting

Autosport

adox wrote: »

Is that a question, fellow illiterate cûnt?

Awww babes it will be ok xxxx

Aren’t power washers the most mesmerising thing you’ve ever watched in action?

And the correct answer is - viscount

Deebles McBeebles

Autosport wrote: »

That fecking Sally guy deserves a kick in the head for not voting

Please don't mention his name again. 3 times in an hour and he appears, waving his withered little wand around, shouting about sheep vaginas and f*cking Chickatees.

Necro

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Aren’t power washers the most mesmerising thing you’ve ever watched in action?

And the correct answer is - viscount

Again with hose/pipe/sucking talk.

Are you the proprietor of an erotic bakery per chance Strawbs

Omackeral

R3.6

Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies



VS

Milk Chocolate Hobnobs

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Yeah see my last post, gimpy motherf*cker.

Suck my tit ya cockless cūnt.

Necro

AH,


FCUK

Omackeral

Autosport wrote: »

That fecking Sally guy deserves a kick in the head for not voting

He did, on his other account.

Necro

Necro wrote: »

Again with hose/pipe/sucking talk.

Are you the proprietor of an erotic bakery per chance Strawbs

Don’t put ideas in my head

Maryland because hobnobs are crap.

EmmetSpiceland

Maryland, hob nobs are fine but too crumbly for tea. Maryland are a good hangover biscuit too.

Deebles McBeebles

HOB NOBS!

The ultimate in "Oatie" goodness. Stick chocolate on that and you got yourself a fetish.

Come on, this isn't even a contest. I go for chocolate hobnobs. Far superior to the Maryland.

Necro

I can't decide.... can we hold the voting till I go to the shop for both?

Baggly

Hob nobs because they taste good.

Maryland... Not so much.

Pretzill

Chocolate Hobnobs: They are the far superior biscuit to the cheap sweepings of Maryland.

MARY

LAND

COOKS

EES

I lurve them forever!