Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

Earthhorse

Both terrible biscuits. A shocking reflection of today’s youth.

gwalk

Maryland

People who like hobnobs clap when their plane lands

Autosport

Omackeral you are nothin but a piece of fecking horse Shiite :P


I'm voting for Chocolate Hob Nobs because I bought them today thanks to this thread and they were a tasty €1:50

Leg End Reject

Chocolate hobs nobs, better than the poor people's cookie yokes.

Omackeral

Maryland Cookies have had a good run but it should end here. They are not a Top 8 biscuit. Milk Choc Hob Nob very well could be. They get my vote.

Pretzill

gwalk wrote: »

Maryland

People who like hobnobs clap when their plane lands

That's because we can afford to own planes

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Suck my tit ya cockless cūnt.

Had worse invitations, to be fair. An elderly hooker with a slimy trail running down her thigh comes to mind.

Necro

No... no.... can't do it




Don't make me choose

Autosport

Necro wrote: »

No... no.... can't do it




Don't make me choose

Choose ya big baby :P

Necro

Maryland Cookies.

My old familiar friend. Have a packet of them weekly with a pint of milk

Hob Nobs are class though.

adox

Chocolate hob nobs. A biscuit with real mass.

Maryland are fûcking imposters. Saw dust in the shape of a choc chip cookie. They taste like low IQ so may well prevail on here.

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

Maryland Cookies have had a good run but it should end here. They are not a Top 8 biscuit. Milk Choc Hob Nob very well could be. They get my vote.

When did you start voting? I had you down as a Stephen Mulhern type rather than a Simon Cowell.

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Had worse invitations, to be fair. An elderly hooker with a slimy trail running down her thigh comes to mind.

Yeah ... that was probably me dweebs. I won't mention your tiny cock, I'm a professional after all

Green&Red

Necro wrote: »

Maryland Cookies.

My old familiar friend. Have a packet of them weekly with a pint of milk

Hob Nobs are class though.

I bet you do ya fat c**t

Omackeral

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

When did you start voting? I had you down as a Stephen Mulhern type rather than a Simon Cowell.

When stupid c*nts voted Rich Tea through. Twice. That's when.

Green&Red

Chocolate hob nobs, the buck that sits opposite me offered me one earlier and then made the mistake of leaving them there while he went off

toffeeshel

Maryland because it’s name is slightly less pretentious than f-ing hob (k)nobs

Omackeral

Omackeral wrote: »

When stupid c*nts voted Rich Tea through. Twice. That's when.

T’is the lickability. Real butter *slurp*

Necro

Green&Red wrote: »

I bet you do ya fat c**t

Deebles McBeebles

Green&Red wrote: »

Chocolate hob nobs, the buck that sits opposite me offered me one earlier and then made the mistake of leaving them there while he went off

So you slobbed his Hob Nobs on the job?

C’mon the Maryland.

Green&Red

9-6 to the knobs

Lets close this out

Leg End Reject

Green&Red wrote: »

Chocolate hob nobs, the buck that sits opposite me offered me one earlier and then made the mistake of leaving them there while he went off

Went off you say? Do you give hand jobs for biscuits?

Necro

Green&Red wrote: »

Chocolate hob nobs, the buck that sits opposite me offered me one earlier and then made the mistake of leaving them there while he went off

You stole your mates knob? :pac:

Pretzill

Green&Red wrote: »

Chocolate hob nobs, the buck that sits opposite me offered me one earlier and then made the mistake of leaving them there while he went off

Green & red = knob gobbler

Green&Red

Half way there

Omackeral

We can see the padlock off your chastity belt there you cuck

Hannibal_Smith

Vote Chocolate hob nobs

Reason. The superior dunkee

Omackeral

Ring the damn bell it's over. 10-6 to Milk Choc Hobnobs