Who is the biggest attention seeking celebrity, Irish or otherwise?

gmisk

daheff wrote: »

Tw*nk

keeps popping up with absolute non stories just to keep her name/face (shudder) in the papers.

The kidnapped dog interview was the best

CrankyHaus

Mad_maxx wrote: »

You never know if he is a millionaire or hasn't a pot to p1ss in

Gerald Keane

The fact that he's not prancing around for attention is a sign that it's more likely the latter:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/gerald-kean-owes-former-landlord-180-000-civil-order-shows-1.3802235?mode=amp

180,000 owed to his landlord. 100,000 to Revenue and then there's the EBS case and legal costs estimated at about 450,000.
Not to mention settlement for defaming Maurice McCabe on national radio, though I suspect RTE took the hit for that one since I doubt he could cover it.

weldoninhio

jimgoose wrote: »

Eoghan McDermott, 2FM DJ. He was attacked from behind in 2016 and hopped his head of the pavement. He might be a bit "Smashie and Nicey" but I think that was out of order.

He's now teamed up with that talentless dose Garrihy I belive. I think I say a snapchat or instagram video of them going to crash the rose of tralee.

jordata

Erin McGregor

Total waste of space

Pineapple1

Roz Purcell and her sister

Stevieluvsye

jordata wrote: »

Erin McGregor

Total waste of space

Good shout dat

Cumguzzler of the highest order

Utter Consternation

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Good shout dat

Cumguzzler of the highest order

A massive spunk trumpet. Vicariously famous.

gmisk

jordata wrote: »

Erin McGregor

Total waste of space

Is she literally just "famous" because of her brother?

Stevieluvsye

gmisk wrote: »

Is she literally just "famous" because of her brother?

100% Yes

Just another yoke from Crumlin

Tommysocks11

joe swanson wrote:

Using the term celebrity extremely loosely: Vogue Williams , she seems to have a mundane article in the indo about her most days.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

I have it on good authority, actually very good authority that she is a thundercnut of the highest order.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

She really does think she is beautiful looking

You wouldn't say that if she was knocking u off bud, some bird

Stevieluvsye

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

You wouldn't say that if she was knocking u off bud, some bird

2 different beasts you mentioned here

First of all, Vogue, there is someone very like her not far from me, fed her a carrott last week

Secondly, Geary, she has thighs paul o'connell would blush at

NeinNeinNein

Peig Sayers, smoking her pipe for effect.

Doctors room ghost

All day long katie Hopkins.
She has sold her soul and the souls of her family to get recognized.highly racist and strongly opinionated even though all of her beliefs are toxic.
A true plague on society.

Tommysocks11

Stevieluvsye wrote:

First of all, Vogue, there is someone very like her not far from me, fed her a carrott last week

Stevieluvsye wrote:

2 different beasts you mentioned here

Stevieluvsye wrote:

Secondly, Geary, she has thighs paul o'connell would blush at

U wouldn't mind if them thighs wwre wrapped around ur neck mush, shes gorgeous, and vogue is stunning and roz is sexy as hell with her athletic fit body, u spoon

um7y1h83ge06nx

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

You wouldn't say that if she was knocking u off bud, some bird

True that. She'd be waddling like a duck and I'd need an ice pack for the lad if I had the chance to have a crack off her.

Stevieluvsye

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

U wouldn't mind if them thighs wwre wrapped around ur neck mush, shes gorgeous, and vogue is stunning and roz is sexy as hell with her athletic fit body, u spoon

You're not very good at this.

I never mentioned Roz, or even Vogue prior to my last post

Dannyriver

CrankyHaus wrote: »

Russell Brand - despite having no musical talent he invented a "rock-star" persona based on a mix of stylistic elements nicked from succesful British performers before him. Shagged up his shot at normal celebrity by doing those slut-shaming prank calls with Johnathon Woss and since then has attempted to reinvent himself as a "revolutionary" pastiche for the kind of celebrity-worshipping idiots who want to feel alternative.

Honorable mention for Blindboy, who kind of fills the same role for Irish 20 somethings who think podcasts, memes and clickbait are a valid substitute for books.

Lets ignore the fact that he Blindboy has already written one with a new one due.

Tommysocks11

Stevieluvsye wrote:

I have it on good authority, actually very good authority that she is a thundercnut of the highest order.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

I have it on good authority, actually very good authority that she is a thundercnut of the highest order.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

She really does think she is beautiful looking

I have it on very good authority that u sir are a pain in the bollix

Stevieluvsye

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

I have it on very good authority that u sir are a pain in the bollix

I'm sure i can!

realdanbreen

I hate to draw her on us in case she starts SHOUTING but KATHERINE THOMAS!

CrankyHaus

Dannyriver wrote: »

Lets ignore the fact that he Blindboy has already written one with a new one due.

Of which the highlight was a short story about Eamonn DeValera having a baby out his backside.

A more facile attempt to ride the zeitgeist in an edgy manner would be difficult to imagine.

keano_afc

Colm O'Gorman.

jimgoose

realdanbreen wrote: »

I hate to draw her on us in case she starts SHOUTING but KATHERINE THOMAS!

She was Marty Whelan's most desperate and irritating fembot until they pulled Sinead Kennedy out of a ditch near Ballincollig in 2013. :pac:

realdanbreen

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Barry Egan.

Is that the boxer fella? I thought he was ok.

Wanderer2010

Vogue Williams. Has no talent or indeed any points worthy of mention yet her narcissistic face is everywhere. A zero talent nobody who should fcuk off right away.

TheRiverman

realdanbreen wrote: »

I hate to draw her on us in case she starts SHOUTING but KATHERINE THOMAS!

She probably will for wrongly spelling her Christian name.

Dannyriver

CrankyHaus wrote: »

Of which the highlight was a short story about Eamonn DeValera having a baby out his backside.

A more facile attempt to ride the zeitgeist in an edgy manner would be difficult to imagine.

A more facile vague and uninformed critique of the book would be difficult to imagine than what you ve just written

It got Sunday Business post's book of the year so someone clearly took the time to actually read it.

Force Carrier

CrankyHaus wrote: »

The fact that he's not prancing around for attention is a sign that it's more likely the latter:

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/gerald-kean-owes-former-landlord-180-000-civil-order-shows-1.3802235?mode=amp

180,000 owed to his landlord. 100,000 to Revenue and then there's the EBS case and legal costs estimated at about 450,000.
Not to mention settlement for defaming Maurice McCabe on national radio, though I suspect RTE took the hit for that one since I doubt he could cover it.

I think he got a nice insurance pay out for €1.5 worth of jewelry that was taken in a raid on his house ten years ago.

TheRiverman

realdanbreen wrote: »

Is that the boxer fella? I thought he was ok.

No,the boxer is Ken,sorry Kenneth Egan.Barry Egan is a "journalist" with the Sunday Independent who writes loads of crap about all those so call "celebrities"

Utter Consternation

TheRiverman wrote: »

No,the boxer is Ken,sorry Kenneth Egan.Barry Egan is a "journalist" with the Sunday Independent who writes loads of crap about all those so call "celebrities"

Poor auld Kenny Egan. Wasn't he clinically fed up for a while? Or on the booze or something? Always seemed like a harmless sort of chap.

Amy Huberman, always her mug in the Independent for silly reasons - wont stop getting opportunities, despite having the same acting ability as an extra on Fair City, Stop with the "Ayrelands Princess"

social media "comedians" who beat the same one joke to the death and usually an unfunny one cough, Rorys Stories, Cian Twomey, Doireann Gahirty, etc and after a while they seem to come as arrogant, saving the world with their opinions

Blindboy Boatclub, the idiots intellectual who comes off as a guy who loves the sound of his own voice

Eoghan McDermott - didnt deserve the beating but he comes off as a needy child. has a weird obsession with a generic boy band Picture this (and he's pushing 40) and his attempt at banning Fairytale at xmas to look woke..

Jennifer Gannon and Roe McDermott, ugh

TheRiverman

TheRiverman wrote: »

No,the boxer is Ken,sorry Kenneth Egan.Barry Egan is a "journalist" with the Sunday Independent who writes loads of crap about all those so call "celebrities"

His work on Ashling Thompson a few weeks back was nauseating trying to make her the victim in an attempt at a "redemption" piece.

magic_murph

All the z list Irish 'comedians' that do the rounds on a regular basis.

J Mysterio

Jason Byrne.

Ted_YNWA

Stevieluvsye wrote:

I have it on good authority, actually very good authority that she is a thundercnut of the highest order.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

I have it on good authority, actually very good authority that she is a thundercnut of the highest order.

Stevieluvsye wrote:

She really does think she is beautiful looking

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

I have it on very good authority that u sir are a pain in the bollix

Cut out the petty squabbling

s8n

Bressie, Roz and Vogue.

freshpopcorn

James kavanagh!

Utter Consternation

Bono.

realdanbreen

That comedian fella with the squinty eyes, Jesus! Oh and Joe Brolly just for being a p***k.

magic_murph

Brendan O'Connor

Panthro

Megan fuppin Markle could do with fcuking off the face of the planet for a while.

JohnnyFlash

Dannyriver wrote: »

Lets ignore the fact that he Blindboy has already written one with a new one due.

There was an extract from his last book in the Sindo a year or two back. The extract was unreadable scutter. Awful stuff. I think Blindboy thinks of himself as a bit zany and 'left field'. I know he started his career as a member of a comedy duo, but I'd say he should probably realise at this stage that he isn't funny. Fúcking chancer.

pgj2015

Panthro wrote: »

Megan fuppin Markle could do with fcuking off the face of the planet for a while.

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Doctors room ghost

pgj2015 wrote: »

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Otherwise is also an option in the title

gwalk

Conor McGregor

Odious ****ing cretin

dhaughton99

Utter Consternation wrote: »

Poor auld Kenny Egan. Wasn't he clinically fed up for a while? Or on the booze or something? Always seemed like a harmless sort of chap.

Harmless until he joined FG.

dhaughton99

Shane Ross

JMMCapital

Anyone who takes drugs

Sittingpretty

Dario Tall Backhoe wrote: »

Amy Huberman, always her mug in the Independent for silly reasons - wont stop getting opportunities, despite having the same acting ability as an extra on Fair City, Stop with the "Ayrelands Princess"

social media "comedians" who beat the same one joke to the death and usually an unfunny one cough, Rorys Stories, Cian Twomey, Doireann Gahirty, etc and after a while they seem to come as arrogant, saving the world with their opinions

Blindboy Boatclub, the idiots intellectual who comes off as a guy who loves the sound of his own voice

Eoghan McDermott - didnt deserve the beating but he comes off as a needy child. has a weird obsession with a generic boy band Picture this (and he's pushing 40) and his attempt at banning Fairytale at xmas to look woke..

Jennifer Gannon and Roe McDermott, ugh

Pretty sure Roe and eoghan are brother and sister which would explain a lot.

weldoninhio

Tommysocks11 wrote: »

U wouldn't mind if them thighs wwre wrapped around ur neck mush, shes gorgeous, and vogue is stunning and roz is sexy as hell with her athletic fit body, u spoon

Jesus. Vogue has the body of a lanky 11 year old boy. And what’s the story with the boil on her face??