What should the next Ultimate Tournament be?

Leg End Reject

Earthhorse wrote: »

Yes, but it's also stressful to take insults from people who don't really know you. As bad as attending a family reunion.

That's the best part, the bittersweet agony when someone hurls an exquisitely expressed insult that you know can't be adequately rebuffed.

It's not personal, but you do get invested in the mud slinging.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

I see Leg End Reject lives up to his name too- guess you guys are feasting on Tatyo crisps and hob nobs right now

Leg End Reject

Leg End Reject wrote: »

That's the best part, the bittersweet agony when someone hurls an exquisitely expressed insult that you know can't be adequately rebuffed.

It's not personal, but you do get invested in the mud slinging.

Oh go get a room with Persepoly and bore her to death :rolleyes:

Deebles McBeebles

Leg End Reject wrote: »

That's the best part, the bittersweet agony when someone hurls an exquisitely expressed insult that you know can't be adequately rebuffed.

It's not personal, but you do get invested in the mud slinging.

Its personal but only to the products being debated. Allow me to be the first to say cars are not a good idea. Not personal enough, it doesn't dive deep into your childhood brain and stir something.

Omackeral

My next one will certainly tick those boxes Deebles, don't worry.

Omackeral

This might be of interest to some, hit the media yesterday from Co Antrim.

Deep. Fried. Jaffa Cakes.

Roger Hassenforder

A very tasteless, shallow and utterly vacuous vote to determine best looking woman.
Ever.


The MBWITW 1/2 thread is a mess with nettles interspersed with mint; Tatto'd instagrammers shoving their arsë in the mirror sullying the occaisonal photo of Michelle or Kate.

JohnnyFlash

Omackeral wrote: »

This might be of interest to some, hit the media yesterday from Co Antrim.

Deep. Fried. Jaffa Cakes.

Nordies. You couldn’t be up to them.

gerrybbadd

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Nordies. You couldn’t be up to them.

They do love a bit of Orange

Roger Hassenforder

Omackeral wrote: »

This might be of interest to some, hit the media yesterday from Co Antrim.

Deep. Fried. Jaffa Cakes.

Place in Ballycotton flogging deep fried mars bars, snickers, Oreos and what ever else you fancy.
Totes rank

Omackeral

I have a few unexpected days off so was wondering is there an appetite for a new tournament or is the last one still too fresh in the memory? I have the subject selected and everything. Could do it this week or maybe next month.

Deebles McBeebles

I'm still hungover so it would be next month for me. Alas, I am but one c*nt in a sea of c*nts.

The Princess Bride

Omackeral wrote: »

I have a few unexpected days off so was wondering is there an appetite for a new tournament or is the last one still too fresh in the memory? I have the subject selected and everything. Could do it this week or maybe next month.

Don't ask them!
They'll fight over it regardless.

Suggestion for a new rule.
No poster with mackerel in their username -except your good self- is allowed to post here, neither the time nor the plaice, there was too much cod acting last time around.

We'll let you get your thread ready and all the images in a roe, and then we'll tuna in.
Thank you, Omackeral

Omackeral

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Don't ask them!
They'll fight over it regardless.

Suggestion for a new rule.
No poster with mackerel in their username -except your good self- is allowed to post here, neither the time nor the plaice, there was too much cod acting last time around.

We'll let you get your thread ready and all the images in a roe, and then we'll tuna in.
Thank you, Omackeral

Shut up.

Omackeral

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I'm still hungover so it would be next month for me. Alas, I am but one c*nt in a sea of c*nts.

Yeah that's probably similar for myself to be honest. I'll do up the list over the next month anyway and have it ready to go in early November.

dinorebel

The Princess Bride wrote: »

Don't ask them!
They'll fight over it regardless.

Suggestion for a new rule.
No poster with mackerel in their username -except your good self- is allowed to post here, neither the time nor the plaice, there was too much cod acting last time around.

We'll let you get your thread ready and all the images in a roe, and then we'll tuna in.
Thank you, Omackeral

Damn your Sole

Wayne Jarvis

I would contribute to these puns but I consider myself a bit too sofishticated for that kind of thing.

Uncharted

Omackeral wrote: »

Yeah that's probably similar for myself to be honest. I'll do up the list over the next month anyway and have it ready to go in early November.

November is the job.

For the sad bast'ds out there who thought Monster Munch were the best crisps/snacks, you can spend your sad lives watching how they're made tonight on a new series on Channel 4 @ 9.15pm all about great British snacks- can't wait for the Bacon Fries episode :pac:

Snackmasters:

https://www.channel4.com/tv-guide?intcmp=watch_live_page_now_next_tv_guide

Omackeral

Next list is drawn up fellas and girls. 60 odd names in the hat......

Uncharted

Omackeral wrote: »

Next list is drawn up fellas and girls. 60 odd names in the hat......

You callin us odd ??







You know us too well.

Wayne Jarvis

Omackeral wrote: »

Next list is drawn up fellas and girls. 60 odd names in the hat......

That's great! Please though do not start this tournament by referring to yourself as Uncle Omackeral. That was all kinds of creepy..... I mean creepy Uncle levels of creepy.

Omackeral

Guy Person wrote: »

That's great! Please though do not start this tournament by referring to yourself as Uncle Omackeral. That was all kinds of creepy..... I mean creepy Uncle levels of creepy.

I'm your uncle and your daddy.

Mam of 4

Guy Person wrote: »

That's great! Please though do not start this tournament by referring to yourself as Uncle Omackeral. That was all kinds of creepy..... I mean creepy Uncle levels of creepy.

Daddy .

He's THE Mack Daddy ....

Eta,
Dammit , mack got in there first!

Wayne Jarvis

Omackeral wrote: »

I'm your uncle and your daddy.

You're my undy? Read me a bedtime story so, preferably one about how creepy you are. Thanks undy.

Omackeral

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Eta,
Dammit , mack got in there first!

I always do...

Wayne Jarvis

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Daddy .

He's THE Mack Daddy ....

Eta,
Dammit , mack got in there first!

And you are my Mammy! I have a very odd family it has to be said.

Wayne Jarvis

Omackeral wrote: »

I always do...

Can confirm. I wish I didn't ask for that bedtime story now....

Omackeral

It's coming this

Omackeral

Next Ultimate Tournament starts tomorrow evening folks....

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

It's coming this

Omackeral wrote: »

Next Ultimate Tournament starts tomorrow evening folks....

No reply after three days. It might be time to move on.

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

Next Ultimate Tournament starts tomorrow evening folks....

Exquisite timing, O. I should be very hungover and quite cranky by then.

Omackeral

Woke Hogan wrote: »

No reply after three days. It might be time to move on.

These tournaments are great fun and loads get involved so will be just fine. Best of all nobody gets triggered or takes offense to any of the jibes. All a bit of craic, which is what After Hours should be all about.

Woke Hogan

Omackeral wrote: »

These tournaments are great fun and loads get involved so will be just fine. Best of all nobody gets triggered or takes offense to any of the jibes. All a bit of craic, which is what After Hours should be all about.

Yeah I'm sure it'll be a great battle of wits. Half of one anyway.

JohnnyFlash

I’m looking forward to a pot noodle winning the favourite chocolate bar competition.

Omackeral

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m looking forward to a pot noodle winning the favourite chocolate bar competition.

It's not on food this time... but yeah that probably won't stop the Pot Noodle getting a nomination regardless.

Woke Hogan

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’m looking forward to a pot noodle winning the favourite chocolate bar competition.

It'll probably be something like brands of cigarettes. The obese and self indulgent love chocolate bars, crisps, beer and smoking fags. And they're the "real men." :rolleyes:

JohnnyFlash

Woke Hogan wrote: »

It'll probably be something like brands of cigarettes. The obese and self indulgent love chocolate bars, crisps, beer and smoking fags. And they're the "real men." :rolleyes:

Beer, fags, chocolate and crisps? Sounds like a top class night in watching Liverpool on the telly. Nothing wrong with cracking the skull open on 8 cans of strong Eastern European lager. Lighten up, dude.

the_pen_turner

Favourite car brand

Favourite soft drink

Or alcohol even

Favourite holiday destination

Omackeral

the_pen_turner wrote: »

Favourite car brand

Favourite soft drink

Or alcohol even

Favourite holiday destination

It's already been decided. May reveal this evening

Leg End Reject

I am channelling all my inner bitterness in anticipation ...

Uncharted

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I am channelling all my inner bitterness in anticipation ...

Squeezing lemons into my eyeballs as we speak , and syringing remaining pulp up my hole in anticipation.

Bobblehats

Oh mackerel? Seems healthier, I’ll be having that. You’ll rot your teeth op!

the_pen_turner

Omackeral wrote: »

It's already been decided. May reveal this evening

no hassle. more ideas for future battles

Mam of 4

the_pen_turner wrote: »

Favourite car brand

Favourite soft drink

Or alcohol even

Favourite holiday destination

Best Big Brother moment ever
(One day it'll happen!)

the_pen_turner

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Best Big Brother moment ever
(One day it'll happen!)

Thankfully I have seen almost zero of that rubbish

Mam of 4

the_pen_turner wrote: »

Thankfully I have seen almost zero of that rubbish

You don't know what you missed

cj maxx

Mam of 4 wrote: »

You don't know what you missed

Exactly , thank God

Omackeral

If anyone is interested, the Ultimate Ice Cream/Pop Tournament is in its embryonic stages over at Forum Games.

Deebles McBeebles

Omackeral wrote: »

If anyone is interested, the Ultimate Ice Cream/Pop Tournament is in its embryonic stages over at Forum Games.

Whats the situation with being a foul-mouthed w*anker in FG? I'm imagining not as liberal as AH.