Will Joe be Gone Til November like Wyclef Jean? Liveline: 17/09/2019 to date

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 1:58pm

Thank feck she didn't write a song, else Damo would be asking this lad to sing it.

cozar · 15-10-2019 1:59pm

i doubt if a eulogy could go on for an hour.

Rock Lesnar · 15-10-2019 1:59pm

15mins, fair play to damian for dragging this out this long

withless · 15-10-2019 1:59pm

This is like going to mass today Joe.

15-10-2019 1:59pm

ShamNNspace wrote: »

I wonder if they brought a casketed corpse and placed in the corner of the studio would it satisfy their craving for death as the studio slowly filled with the odour of decay. This obsession with death is unhealthy

To this end I offer my very own corpse

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:00pm

cozar wrote: »

i doubt if a eulogy could go on for an hour.

Jesus I don't know,hes been going for 15 minutes and there seems to be lots left in him

buried · 15-10-2019 2:00pm

lol "and what did ye have at the hotel? Bacon and le cabbage?"

boardise · 15-10-2019 2:01pm

What if they all stormed the altar and produced a succession of heartfelt and impassioned yoolojees ? What could anyone do ?
Would the priest be defrocked ? Would the Bish be on the phone to the Pope ?

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 2:01pm

Stand by for da pome, lads.

Rock Lesnar · 15-10-2019 2:02pm

Just ring the bishop and ask, would take less then the 15mins you have spent asking Why?

buried · 15-10-2019 2:02pm

The priests knew this lad was a prince of zzzzzzzzzz and wanted to get home sometime that year

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:03pm

buried wrote: »

The priests knew this lad was a prince of zzzzzzzzzz and wanted to get home sometime that year

Yep. I'm starting to side with the padre

shearforce · 15-10-2019 2:03pm

absolute total sh1te radio

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 2:04pm

Is this what Purgatory is like?

withless · 15-10-2019 2:04pm

20mins before a caller...

15-10-2019 2:04pm

boardise wrote: »

What if they all stormed the altar and produced a succession of heartfelt and impassioned yoolojees ? What could anyone do ?
Would the priest be defrocked ? Would the Bish be on the phone to the Pope ?

The priest himself would probably have s heart attack and drop dead.

Gods Gift · 15-10-2019 2:04pm

Meath is a law onto itself.

boardise · 15-10-2019 2:04pm

Maybe we could be drip-fed the eulogies now ...so to speak .

2smiggy · 15-10-2019 2:05pm

late in , I'm presuming the first 20 mins don't need to be listened back to ?

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:06pm

Chapel in duleek will be closed and deconcecrated by 3pm

15-10-2019 2:06pm

Yer man should join the Friends. Quaker funerals generally only involve eulojeez.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:08pm

Eulogy at the piss up !

cozar · 15-10-2019 2:08pm

why cant ye just go to the hotel and tell your stories there if its that important.

2smiggy · 15-10-2019 2:09pm

would most people not just go to the removal ?

Gods Gift · 15-10-2019 2:09pm

cozar wrote: »

why cant ye just go to the hotel and tell your stories there if its that important.

Doesn’t work out for travellers though.

15-10-2019 2:09pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Yer man should join the Friends. Quaker funerals generally only involve eulojeez.

And silence, I believe. A friend (small f) was at a Friends funerdal in Churchtown years ago and she was hungry with her stomach making dreadful noises, and she was praying for someone to just speak, and nearly thought of speaking herself to cover the sound.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:11pm

25 minutes.

;) The padre is a clever man.

buried · 15-10-2019 2:11pm

cozar wrote: »

why cant ye just go to the hotel and tell your stories there if its that important.

The general hotel/bar noise is not conducive to forcing everyone to hear these boring twats drone on and on

withless · 15-10-2019 2:12pm

30mins 1 caller.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:12pm

Shut up missus. Let him move on

boardise · 15-10-2019 2:12pm

Just wondering if the nomadic ethnics go in for the eulogy gig. Could be make for interesting listening.

[Curious footnote : In Melanesian Pidgin English - 'God' was/is referred to as 'Big Boss longa Sky' ]

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:14pm

2 ads for this fookin idiot

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 2:14pm

2smiggy wrote: »

late in , I'm presuming the first 20 mins don't need to be listened back to ?

On your deathbed you'll be thinking, "I wish I had that 20 minutes back."

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 2:15pm

Cancer! Bingo.

15-10-2019 2:15pm

Two ads for the Ray Darcy Show. At 2pm.

And they wonder why they have no money.

Odyssey 2005 · 15-10-2019 2:15pm

Drop in the cancer in first sentence

15-10-2019 2:17pm

I'm on the side of the woman behind.

buried · 15-10-2019 2:17pm

70??? Ahhhh sure yere only out the cot hahahahahaha

2smiggy · 15-10-2019 2:17pm

what has him having cancer have anything to do with it ?

also dislike people who put back the seats as soon as getting on the plane, especially on a short flight

BarryD2 · 15-10-2019 2:17pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Two ads for the Ray Darcy Show. At 2pm.

And they wonder why they have no money.

Maybe they could sell Ray and/or Joe instead of the paintings?

ShamNNspace · 15-10-2019 2:17pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I'm on the side of the woman behind.

Tis very annoying in fairness

buried · 15-10-2019 2:17pm

lol

cozar · 15-10-2019 2:18pm

she was just a baby Damo.

Dan Jaman · 15-10-2019 2:18pm

Nothing worse than pig-ignorant bstds reclining their seats into your face.

buried · 15-10-2019 2:18pm

Dont do de accent

2smiggy · 15-10-2019 2:18pm

so no one can relax ? could he just put up his fecking seat

ShamNNspace · 15-10-2019 2:19pm

Don't do the accent there

Del.Monte · 15-10-2019 2:19pm

Now the 'lady' seems to be a foreigner.

15-10-2019 2:19pm

ShamNNspace wrote: »

Tis very annoying in fairness

The reclining?

shearforce · 15-10-2019 2:19pm

oh oh, she's doing the accent

Will Joe be Gone Til November like Wyclef Jean? Liveline: 17/09/2019 to date

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