Will Joe be Gone Til November like Wyclef Jean? Liveline: 17/09/2019 to date

(Joe in for Katie)

Possibly on today's show:

Carbon tax
Homeless man living in his car
Friend of dead man who wasn't discovered for. 6 months complaining about bad friends not checking on their mates.

sligojoek

Joe today

Carbon tax.

Man living in a car.

Man lay dead in a flat for 6 months. What does that say about us as a society

sligojoek

SNAP.

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY coming up on twoday's show and dat:

Keet, good afternoon to you.

Extra extra carbon tax RING FENCED for environmental "goodies" so to speak. "Aren't we taxed enough?" sez de fella who pays virtually none.

2 stories from de real wurild - a man living in a car in a libraree car park will tell us about how much he's looking forward to reading Joe's new buke.

A friend of a man who lay dead in Cork flat for 6 months asks whoy is society dis way, ignoring de fact dat it was his friend dat he didn't contact for 6 months so to speak.

Camp voyis outro - 2 Alan Carrs out of 5 so to speak.

ButtersSuki

After recently giving out about the lack of promos being listed on de thread I'm glad to see two of Tipp's finest (a relative statement if ever there was one) have stepped up to the plate so to speak. Well done! Well done!

Naturally, mine was longer.

withless

I reckon we will have a Thomas Cook call.

Jordan 199

withless wrote: »

I reckon we will have a Thomas Cook call.

Joe: I wonder if Thomas was a good cook.

SEPT 23 1989

withless wrote: »

I reckon we will have a Thomas Cook call.

Thomas Cuke is how he will pronounce it

sligojoek

Cuke de bukes

jeremyj1968

I wonder what side he got out of the bed today.

McDermotX

Da homeless

Jordan 199

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Thomas Cuke is how he will pronounce it

As cuke rhymes with puke

ford fiesta

Is it da Pearse Street library caller??

I think I know the library in question.

Ally Dick

Wacker and the hard luck story of life

Odyssey 2005

A walk on me krutch .
Just like you joe

McDermotX

Were you working, caller ?

The house that he owneded.

jeremyj1968

Move down the other end of the car, where there's better reception.

Odyssey 2005

Aer you paying tax on your home caller

ford fiesta

maybe he should have tried to save his marriage

BPKS

Could you have saved up a few euro every week just in case you ever needed it perhaps?

SEPT 23 1989

why were you fired out of the family home caller?

ford fiesta

ford fiesta wrote: »

Is it da Pearse Street library caller??

No.

The Dublin City Libraries with car parks are Ballyfermot, Ballymun, Dolphin’s Barn, Walkinstown, Cabra.

sligojoek

Phoh ra graph

Odyssey 2005

Very seriously injured leg. Like you joe

BPKS

Stick your leg out the window - problem solved.

sligojoek

I saw his house passing my house the other day.

Odyssey 2005

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

why were you fired out of the family home caller?

That's not Duffy's MO to ask sensible questions

bottlebrush

Hope his hobby is reading

What does he do for money? I missed the start of the program.

Opiate addiction

McDermotX

Ah........alcohol

boardise

wha' colour is the car ?

SEPT 23 1989

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

why were you fired out of the family home caller?

Drink it sounds like.

sligojoek

Two Catch 22s. Would that be a catch 44, so to speak?

minikin

Joe forgot that normal people are familiar with the front seats of a limo, I mean car.

splinter65

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

why were you fired out of the family home caller?

As soon as he said he was “renting” from a friend my mind is saying “leech” “parasite”.
Some folks don’t pay rent. That’s it really.

BPKS

Lyric-a-FM

Is t his doctor great prescribing all these together. Not even for my very painful knee replacement did I get that cocktail.

Odyssey 2005

Two spoofers having a chat.

minikin

splinter65 wrote: »

As soon as he said he was “renting” from a friend my mind is saying “leech” “parasite”.
Some folks don’t pay rent. That’s it really.

Jesus... these are fellow humans you’re talking about. Have a bit of compassion.

Ally Dick

I've never heard a good report about the side effects of Lyrica. You're better off with the pain than the Lyrica

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

Opiate addiction

Bingo

BPKS

sligojoek wrote: »

Two Catch 22s. Would that be a catch 44, so to speak?

Reminds me of the classic Liveline caller who spoke of a Catch 69:D

bottlebrush

Line 2: caller who lives on his motorbike

SEPT 23 1989

none of the family and friends could give him a couch?

boardise

Is the car manual or aura marrick ?

BPKS

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

none of the family and friends could give him a couch?

Does Fr McVerry not have a garage he could park up in?

Ally Dick

Too many leeches and parasites around nowadays. Won't get up off their ass and get out of the mess, they've set up for themselves