Will Joe be Gone Til November like Wyclef Jean? Liveline: 17/09/2019 to date

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

A de facto Cavan lady, de cute hoor!

You must make an impression in de tent, raised de canvass off de pegs and lay bare and naked de RTE crew. And let there be no hiding place behind de curtain for Joe, de way Ray disappeared behind it. I’m sure yer variant of Tipp accent will do just as well as a Doobalin one. Goodness knows I spent an entire Christmas in Tipp, surrounded by strong Clonmel accents and it was frightening, and they were, like, posh variants of the tribe.

“How dare you have your literature printed by a foreign press, whilst you take €400K plus from the Irish taxpayer....”

I have some Clonmel relatives. They have that terrible Waterford twang "no doot aboosh it".
The North Tipperary version is much more mellifluous as Sligojoek will attest.

Anyone else going to the Ploughing tomorrow? Míni Radio Beers then a Funny Friday heckling?

Dan Jaman

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Anyone else going to the Ploughing tomorrow? M Radio Beers then a Funny Friday heckling?

Frankly, I'd rather stick my todger in a mincer. <down Roarie>

Jow, whoy can’t Doobalin look like dis?

And whoy can’t it have a Big Cat like dat?

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Jow, whoy can’t Doobalin look like dis?

And whoy can’t it have a Big Cat like dat?

Did you use public transport there?

I have a mate who went to Sofia just to see the public transport (we are a pretty cool bunch of lads).
He spent all his time on the trams. Apparently you get a weekly ticket for the price of a few Dublin Bus journeys, and it's all highly efficient and reliable.

There should be some EU cultural exchange where we can exchange our city planners with Bulgarians and Czechs, although I'm not sure why the other side would wish to participate.

A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Did you use public transport there?

I have a mate who went to Sofia just to see the public transport (we are a pretty cool bunch of lads).
He spent all his time on the trams. Apparently you get a weekly ticket for the price of a few Dublin Bus journeys, and it's all highly efficient and reliable.

There should be some EU cultural exchange where we can exchange our city planners with Bulgarians and Czechs, although I'm not sure why the other side would wish to participate.

Didn’t use de poobalic transport; was very centrally located but saw it in action. There’s a virtual underground ancient city partially intertwined with de metro. City is full of sparkling fountains beloved of the citizenry, which would take on totally different characteristics if translocated to Doobalin town. Plovdiv has a park with a big blue lake of singing, dancing fountains; it too would take on a different life in urban Oireland.

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Didn’t use de poobalic transport; was very centrally located but saw it in action. There’s a virtual underground ancient city partially intertwined with de metro. City is full of sparkling fountains beloved of the citizenry, which would take on totally different characteristics if translocated to Doobalin town. Plovdiv has a park with a big blue lake of singing, dancing fountains; it too would take on a different life in urban Oireland.

I hadn't heard of Plovdiv before I googled it just now. Time to start saving some pennies for a breakeen, I reckon. Looks interesting.

The mobile coverage down in Fenagh is decent enough, I'll try get to the RTÉ Tent if it isn't too busy. Hopefully there'll be a "fcukin' hell" moment in the tent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEvUt2kUg0c

ButtersSuki

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

its a disgrace the way we treat people with disabilities in this country

You can’t say “disabilities” on Da Lahv Lahn Sept, it’s “difference” so to speak.

Half-read the thread before giving up. It’s worser it’s improving (the show not the thread!).

sligojoek

Joe's back. Funny Friday on a Thursday from the "Costa del Carlow".
Camp as the campsite at a camping convention.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe's back. Funny Friday on a Thursday from the "Costa del Carlow".
Camp as the campsite at a camping convention.

If that was said anywhere but on Da Lahn Lahn I would ask "did he really say that?", but I'm not new here so I won't. I assume he and the FunnyFryday Crew were creaming themselves laughing at that too.

Roger_007

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe's back. Funny Friday on a Thursday from the "Costa del Carlow".
Camp as the campsite at a camping convention.

All too 'in tents' for me.;)

I won't be tuning in.

shearforce

I'll give it a go...

ButtersSuki

shearforce wrote: »

I'll give it a go...

You are new here. You will regret the experience you are about to undertake. If you last until 3 you deserve a Medal of Honour.

shearforce

oh I'm well acquainted with Funny friday

haven't heard it based at the Ploughing yet though (I think)

i always give Funny Friday a chance. Usually just get angry and turn it off after 30mins

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Joe's back. Funny Friday on a Thursday from the "Costa del Carlow".
Camp as the campsite at a camping convention.

Oh, gawd; no.
I'll be off, then.

Wha?

Murdoc90

oh god abort abort

DoctorEdgeWild

Ah ballcocks, I forgot.

2smiggy

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Oh, gawd; no.
I'll be off, then.

me too !! FFS forgot all about it, being Thursday and dat

see ye tomorrow

shearforce

Joe's in da house (tent)

McDermotX

Good lord.........what an effort here !!!

Need yo hear this 'song' and then it's off!

shearforce

june Rogers

fcuk sake

2smiggy

June Rogers doing some sort of song !! from slum dog millionaire i think , Jai ho :eek:

jeremyj1968

More Joe Duffy propaganda.

daveorourke77

All of a sudden, euthanasia and suicide seems like light relief.

Ah jaysus. No.

June Rogers used to be hilarious, now she only gets trotted out once a year on a Funny Friday Thursday.

I'm out folks.

Edit: Risteard Cooper would have a field day with this.

jetfiremuck

Joe. Ffs that’s no way to come back to the junkies with that intro... where’s the misery.

We need an updated bingo card

boardise

This could be -in fact inevitably will be -a harrowing experience.

jeremyj1968

Is he masturbating? I think David McSavage was right?

shearforce

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah jaysus. No.

June Rogers used to be hilarious, now she only gets trotted out once a year on a Funny Friday Thursday.

I'm out folks.

she was never funny

McDermotX

Jesus Suffering Christ !!!!!!!

shearforce

this is unbelievable

daveorourke77

I need a drink after that.

A stiff sherry and a shower.

I feel dirty

Uncharted

What the fcuk ???

daveorourke77

Right that's it. I'm going to the pub.

daveorourke77

Toblerone Joe.
F*cking Toblerone alright.

BPKS

Duffy just wanted to tell you, as you read this on your eye pad, that was have a neck like a jockeys boll0x.

Off work for the last god knows how long and back now for this jaunt to the ploughing.

Also RTE managed to put the story of the huge hole in the finances into the public domain while you were on your little jaunt Joe.

Joe you are a bad, bad, bad, bad b@stard.

glenfieldman

Dee Forbes can **** right of with her pour purse

daveorourke77

It's time we reintroduced Capital Punishment.

amlinopta

Chris Eubank, topical in the early 90s.

daveorourke77

Bravo exit boy is bombing.

He's dying on his arse

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shearforce

is this lad paid to do this?

jaysus it's bad

daveorourke77

shearforce

Fcuk it, I'm out

can't handle this

Joe bringing in own lunch. Never.

Oh Lord.

mountain

It’s pitiful

jeremyj1968

Is Joe being heckled?

Tyrant, are yew der in j’audience? Are ye providing de canned laughter?

Hector Savage

Why is "Funny" friday on a Thursday ?