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Dan Jaman

Can this get any more bizarre?

Beechwoodspark

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Now if ever there was a quote to sum up Da Lahv Lahn........


Who said it, Joe or the caller?

The caller

Odyssey 2005

This shyte has been dragging on for 25 minutes

Beechwoodspark

He broke da code of da spice bag

buried

He was too early to go viral for that gimmick

Murdoc90

What happened to that idea? he got cancer and died Joe

McDermotX

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Now if ever there was a quote to sum up Da Lahv Lahn........


Who said it, Joe or the caller?

The caller. Joe is still worn out from the idea that people can take photos of open caskets.

He's already thinking of a coffee table book angle.

Dan Jaman

25 minutes of this tripe.

Odyssey 2005

Duffy cracking FF jokes

Beechwoodspark

Never heard of this so called tradition

Oops69

I know the mans only just dead but in my experience serial pranksters and ‘hilarious ‘ guys are often pains in the hole as well .

minikin

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Not listening but are they talking about music to be played at funerals? It's in my will that this is what I want as my coffin is being taken from the altar to the crematorium so to speak:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJkdRaa04g

The deceased spoke from inside the coffin via a Bluetooth speaker at the grave

Beechwoodspark

Chicken balls chips special fried rice after a scatter of pints

God save the jacks the following morning

Stuffin’s de best thing about de Christmas

withless

WHERE'S DE OUTRAGE??

Sir Oxman

'Shrosemary'

Odyssey 2005

I'm glad I wasn't one of his pall bearers

Roger_007

Chicken balls?

(Male chickens I presume?)

ShamNNspace

Gods Gift wrote: »

I want to be laid out with a massive erection.

The is a joke about such a situation I heard once
Anyway this undertaker and his apprentice were sent up to measure a lad up for a coffin
When they got there they found a man with "gunniog in airde" as they say
"what ll I do" saz the apprentice
"belt it down with a stick" sez the master undertaker. The stick didn't work and failed to knock it down. "what ll I do now" sez the apprentice. Up hops the "corpse" at this stage an shouts "GET OUT TO F**K YOU'RE IN THE WRONG HOUSE"

buried

CHAMARACTER count 34

Del.Monte

Jeez - just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.

Odyssey 2005

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Chicken balls chips special fried rice after a scatter of pints

God save the jacks the following morning

Pebble dashing

ButtersSuki

minikin wrote: »

The deceased spoke from inside the coffin via a Bluetooth speaker at the grave

Wat colour was de coffin?

Ah, someone sent me that clip on whats app over the weekend. I found it about as amusing as Mrs. Brown on The Late Late Show last friday night.

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

Chicken balls?

(Male chickens I presume?)

Cock balls so to speak

Gods Gift

Think I’ll slip a phone into joes velour waist coat and give it a ring at the appropriate time.

Dan Jaman

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Chicken balls chips special fried rice after a scatter of pints

God save the jacks the following morning

I'm sure his bizarre diet had nothing to do with his early demise.

buried

This will be 1 hour of dead CHARACTER tales

2smiggy

The spice bag, very popular in China..

Mena Mitty

Graveyard cough. One foot in the grave. May you be in Heaven half an hpur befor the Devil knows you are dead.

This show will be remembered as the Graveyard show.

yop

Joe loving da bility to do da talkn 'bout da dooblin traditions.

Great way to earn 5k for the hours work.

I'm sorry but its a bloody cringe fest, a speaker out of coffin!! Not sacred anymore.

yop

2smiggy wrote: »

The spice bag, very popular in China..

Thats the spice girls your thinking about.

Odyssey 2005

Gods Gift wrote: »

Think I’ll slip a phone into joes velour waist coat and give it a ring at the appropriate time.

Just slip in a taser

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

Stuffin’s de best thing about de Christmas

Nothing wrong with a bit of seasonal legover.

minikin

I’d say Shea was a bit of a:



https://youtu.be/C6SA2b_meTI

Odyssey 2005

This ###bag !!

cozar

FFS we dont need a recap Joe.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Wat colour was de coffin?

Ah, someone sent me that clip on whats app over the weekend. I found it about as amusing as Mrs. Brown on The Late Late Show last friday night.

My mother ordered a light coloured coffin for herself and a dark one for me faaaaader. When he died and she entered the mortuary chapel to see him laid out, first thing she said “He’s got my coffin!” True.

ButtersSuki

minikin wrote: »

The deceased spoke from inside the coffin via a Bluetooth speaker at the grave

Coming to a Mrs. Browinz Boyiz "special" this Christmas no doubt.

Beechwoodspark

Joe is sort of on the fence over this guy now

“Apparently he was a character”

Odyssey 2005

They're talking about this shyte for longer than it took to bury the aulfella

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

My mother ordered a light coloured coffin for herself and a dark one for me faaaaader. When he died and she entered the mortuary chapel to see him laid out, first thing she said “He’s got my coffin!” True.

She sounds like a character.

Describe

Beechwoodspark

What was de name of yer boootiful brother

withless

KILT

Dan Jaman

There's only one with an erection in this.
400K of them.

Del.Monte

I think Joe just came. :eek:

buried

Let me guess, Phil was a CHAMARACTERWER

Odyssey 2005

35 minutes

Beechwoodspark

So now it has descended into

Describe the funeral

Uncharted

Lowest common denominator stuff here.

Joe furiously digging for 'outrage'.

The man is a chimp.