Have you ever talked to a stranger

harry Bailey esq

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

What’s a bunny spoiler?

.22 rifle, obviously. Just jumped in to the last page of the thread so forgive my ignorance Duane, but what's all the talk of skidmarks and dirty underpants relating to?

dxhound2005

I got talking to a stranger one time in Portmarnock Dart Station. He told me that a young woman was decapitated by a passing train there, because she did not stay behind the yellow line. I didn't like to suggest to him that it was probably not true. Of course it might be true.

I often chat with strangers when I'm out but if I see someone I know I often avoid them..weird.

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

I often chat with strangers when I'm out but if I see someone I know I often avoid them..weird.

I am the exact same except I avoid talking to strangers and people I know

Wayne Jarvis

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

I never knew that this is a dating website.

It's not a dating website it's a hookup website. All of us regulars do each other all the time.

Wayne Jarvis

Thoie wrote: »

Remember that time you took me paragliding, then disappeared off over an alp, and left me hanging? I've never forgiven you for that.

Soz.

Bigbagofcans

Guy Person wrote: »

I am the exact same except I avoid talking to strangers and people I know

Here was me thinking you'd be the type of Guy to chew the hind legs off a donkey!

Wayne Jarvis

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

Here was me thinking you'd be the type of Guy to chew the hind legs off a donkey!

Ah, I'd need to get a big bag of cans into me before I could do that. That is not a euphemism on your username..... unless you're interested, in which case it was a euphemism.

gifted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I often chat with strangers when I'm out but if I see someone I know I often avoid them..weird.

Yep...if I see the missus I usually slip out a side door lol lol

NeinNeinNein

Guy Person wrote: »

It's not a dating website it's a hookup website. All of us regulars do each other all the time.

Do impressions?

Wayne Jarvis

Guy Person wrote: »

It's not a dating website it's a hookup website. All of us regulars do each other all the time.

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

Do impressions?

Impressions of porn stars maybe since we all screw each other so much.

dhaughton99

Does jacking off on Chatroulette count?

facehugger99

It always annoys me when people try to strike up conversations with me in the Sauna/Steam room of my local gym.

This is my time to get away from the kids and have a bit of a relax. I don't want to spend those precious 10 minutes discussing inanities with someone who is incapable of sitting in silence.

NeinNeinNein

dhaughton99 wrote: »

Does jacking off on Chatroulette count?

If it's a noisy tug, I suppose it does.

Mango Joe

.......A stranger is just a friend you haven't yet met......

Or sometimes it all takes a sort of disappointing turn and they're actually a serial killer with a really dark, damp basement.

Dr. Bre

Only when i am off my face

pinkyeye

I have been known to make up mental stories to people beside me on a plane. I often fly alone so people always talk to me and I just make up mad **** to make it interesting. :D

Purple Mountain

pinkyeye wrote: »

I have been known to make up mental stories to people beside me on a plane. I often fly alone so people always talk to me and I just make up mad **** to make it interesting. :D

I think that's brilliant because you never see them again so you don't have to remember the lies.
I remember telling a nosey hairdresser once about a cool job I had just because she was nosey.

pinkyeye

Purple Mountain wrote: »

I think that's brilliant because you never see them again so you don't have to remember the lies.
I remember telling a nosey hairdresser once about a cool job I had just because she was nosey.

The only thing is you have to make sure you're not staying in the same resort as them first. I once told people on a plane that I had a villa where we going that I bought from my husbands insurance money when he died.

I saw them about 3 times that week and I was hiding in case they'd ask where the villa was. :D:D

BDI

This has been quite a thread.

Now deebles that was quite a passive aggressive odd thing to bring up but then trying to hold the high moral ground by deciding that the person you are slagging off is making a show of herself because she replied to you. Outing herself as the girl you are slagging off? How dare she?

I’d say most people here are abit different. A lot of people also come from the long term illness type threads and re reg and live in after hours.

Some of the special interest sections like trains and motor sports attract a lot of autistic people. After hours brings all these people together in one big melting pot and it should be in the charter that they should never mate. One girl sent me a private message before about how dare I slag her because of something I said in a thread. A joke like. How dare I slag somebody in a wheel chair. How was I to know she was in a wheel chair?

It was only some after hours joke I didn’t even know she was a girl.

Leg end reject always strict me as a big country man that worked with horses? Maybe I’m mixing them up with someone else.

Leg End Reject

whatcanidonow wrote: »

Just read this thread. Very weird. Honestly, it seems your one leg made a lucky escape reading this fellas posts. :eek:

In fairness if he keeps that up I think I'll be driven to have angry sex with him, not sure how I'd cope if I enjoyed it ...

It was more a 'throwing the toys out of the pram' moment after a misunderstanding, and believe me, I throw back more than I get.

So, let's all carry on and pretend this didn't happen, we have.

CalamariFritti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcXjSlwvicc

Leg End Reject

whatcanidonow wrote: »

2 weirdos then. Are you and him the same poster? Your post style is very similar.

Not the same person, but prone to verbosity. It stems from mutual insulting in the tournament threads, so we have a history of histrionics.

Deebles McBeebles

whatcanidonow wrote: »

Just read this thread. Very weird. Honestly, it seems your one leg made a lucky escape reading this fellas posts. :eek:

You should see what happened to the ones that didn't escape...


Read that post you quoted again but imagine the author with a smile on his face whilst typing it...

Leg End Reject

whatcanidonow wrote: »

You're both men?

I'm a woman, perhaps not the most dignified, but a woman nonetheless.

Deebles McBeebles

BDI wrote: »

Leg end reject always strict me as a big country man that worked with horses? Maybe I’m mixing them up with someone else.

She can definitely handle a stallion :D:D

Leg End Reject

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

You should see what happened to the ones that didn't escape...


Read that post you quoted again but imagine the author with a smile on his face whilst typing it...

I'll admit I laughed, dweebs. It's like a warm up for the next tournament thread.

Purple Mountain

So Deebles is Leg End and Emmett Spice

Leg End Reject

whatcanidonow wrote: »

No you freak.



Enthralling. Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Well you did ask.

Purple Mountain

Make up sex is great guys.
Fun Friday and all that.

pinkyeye

Ah heyor, this has to be giant wind up. Now we're all friends again and liking each others posts???

Leg End Reject

pinkyeye wrote: »

Ah heyor, this has to be giant wind up. Now we're all friends again and liking each others posts???

Yes, we haven't recovered from the ending of the tournament thread, we're both a tad too old for public slanging matches.

EmmetSpiceland

Purple Mountain wrote: »

So Deebles is Leg End and Emmett Spice

And about 15 others if you believe the paranoids.

Leg End Reject

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

And about 15 others if you believe the paranoids.

All Emmet and I have in common is a mutual appreciation for 5c cent coins, even if pre loved.

pinkyeye

Ah feck off, I'm bored with this crap now.

EmmetSpiceland

pinkyeye wrote: »

Ah feck off, I'm bored with this crap now.

whatcanidonow wrote: »

They need to get a life. Boring the arse off me. Unfollows thread.

Deebles McBeebles

whatcanidonow wrote: »

They need to get a life. Boring the arse off me. Unfollows thread.

Esel

Stranger than strange...

Deebles McBeebles

Esel wrote: »

Stranger than strange...

Almost like you couldn't make it up, Esel. Almost.

Earthhorse

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

And about 15 others if you believe the paranoids.

Are the narcissists friends again?

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Are the narcissists friends again?

Earthhorse

If you guys are in a relationship you need to declare it before the next tournament to Omackerel if you want to participate.

And before the next full moon to the God of the East if you want to have children.

Wayne Jarvis

Purple Mountain wrote: »

So Deebles is Leg End and Emmett Spice

There are actually really only about 20 regular contributors to After Hours PM. We all have multiple accounts each. I myself was Autecher but closed that account recently. Right now I am Guy Person, whatcanidonow, Persepoly, Beasty and mr_fegelien.

Wayne Jarvis

Oh and I am also one of Mam of 4's kids.

I actually quite liked my Autechre account. The others are fine but A got a lot more of me across.

Leg End Reject

Guy Person wrote: »

Oh and I am also one of Mam of 4's kids.

There's a serious bang of middle child syndrome off you Guy.

Now, as we're being honest I'm also Autosport, Mam of 4, crowdedhouse, and on Tuesdays, I'm Persepoly too.

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

I actually quite liked my Autechre account. The others are fine but A got a lot more of me across.

You spelled it wrong, Autechre were the band I named myself after but I spelled it Autecher.



Ah look what has happened here, you have me talking to myself now!!

Leg End Reject

Guy Person wrote: »

You spelled it wrong, Autechre were the band I named myself after but I spelled it Autecher.



Ah look what has happened here, you have me talking to myself now!!

If it was Tuesday I'd be saying the same.

Guy Person

Guy Person wrote: »

You spelled it wrong, Autechre were the band I named myself after but I spelled it Autecher.



Ah look what has happened here, you have me talking to myself now!!

You are right. I'd forgotten how I spelled it. Great band.