Have you ever talked to a stranger

Guy Person

Guy Person wrote: »

I can't believe I just told my own mother how much I masturbate! :eek:
I should be like Yer Da sells Avon (who is also Duvet Day and Sephiroth_dude) and do it outside in the bushes.

Ah now,this is below the belt,poor Sephers is way too young to remember Avon ....mind you he does have lovely smooth skin.

Earthhorse

Here’s another clue for you all; the Walrus was Paul.

Leg End Reject

Earthhorse wrote: »

Here’s another clue for you all; the Walrus was Paul.

I'm Spartacus.

Wayne Jarvis

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm Spartacus.

I'm Brian.

Deebles McBeebles

I broke the dam.

Earthhorse

Earthhorse wrote: »

Here’s another clue for you all; the Walrus was Paul.

You over yonder playing Walrus?

Wayne Jarvis

Leg End Reject wrote: »

I'm Spartacus.

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm Brian.

I'm also the phantom shítter

Earthhorse

Then they came to the other side of the sea into the region of the Gerasenes. And immediately after Jesus got out of the boat, a man under the power of an unclean spirit met him from among the tombs. His haunt was among the tombs and, up to that time, absolutely no one was able to bind him securely, even with a chain. He had often been bound with fetters and chains, but he snapped the chains apart and smashed the fetters; and nobody had the strength to subdue him. And continually, night and day, he was crying out in the tombs and in the mountains and slashing himself with stones. But on catching sight of Jesus from a distance, he ran and bowed down to him.

Then he cried out with a loud voice, "What have I to do with thee, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I put you under oath by God not to torment me."

For Jesus had been saying to it, "Come out of the man, you unclean spirit."

But Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"

And he replied, "Call me Legion, for we are many."

TheValeyard

So, what im taking from this, is Deebles met a bunny boiler?

Wayne Jarvis

Earthhorse wrote: »

Then they came to the other side of the sea into the region of the Gerasenes. And immediately after Jesus got out of the boat, a man under the power of an unclean spirit met him from among the tombs. His haunt was among the tombs and, up to that time, absolutely no one was able to bind him securely, even with a chain. He had often been bound with fetters and chains, but he snapped the chains apart and smashed the fetters; and nobody had the strength to subdue him. And continually, night and day, he was crying out in the tombs and in the mountains and slashing himself with stones. But on catching sight of Jesus from a distance, he ran and bowed down to him.

Then he cried out with a loud voice, "What have I to do with thee, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I put you under oath by God not to torment me."

For Jesus had been saying to it, "Come out of the man, you unclean spirit."

But Jesus asked him, "What is your name?"

And he replied, "Call me Legion, for we are many."

This is your way of telling us you are also A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

Leg End Reject

TheValeyard wrote: »

So, what im taking from this, is Deebles met a bunny boiler?

Yes, but about 10 of us are the bunny boiler.

Wayne Jarvis

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Yes, but about 10 of us are the bunny boiler.

Bunny boilers. Plural.

Guy Person

Guy Person wrote: »

This is your way of telling us you are also A Tyrant Named Miltiades!

Earthhorse

TheValeyard wrote: »

So, what im taking from this, is Deebles met a bunny boiler?

He took her to see Watership Down.

She was not impressed.

Wayne Jarvis

TheValeyard wrote: »

So, what im taking from this, is Deebles met a bunny boiler?

Yeah but he is the bunny boiler aswell. Seriously TheValeyard (also Raconteuse) keep up.

If a poster with multiple accounts threatens one of his other accounts, does it make it a hostage situation?

Wayne Jarvis

Candie wrote: »

If a poster with multiple accounts threatens one of his other accounts, does it make it a hostage situation?

I'm not sure Deebles but that is a good question.

Deebles McBeebles

TheValeyard wrote: »

So, what im taking from this, is Deebles met a bunny boiler?

I think I met myself but then I'm not sure as I blacked out for a while there.

Wayne Jarvis

Leg End Reject

Candie wrote: »

If a poster with multiple accounts threatens one of his other accounts, does it make it a hostage situation?

That's just a clever ruse to convince others that you're not yourself. It's in the spreadsheets.

Earthhorse

Candie wrote: »

If a poster with multiple accounts threatens one of his other accounts, does it make it a hostage situation?

More like a cry for help.

Leg End Reject

All these accounts are having an unfortunate effect. I have to post just to see what I said when I was Earthhorse.

Edit: Rather unsurprisingly I agree with myself.

I don't know who I am anymore

Mam of 4

I'm confused ...

Leg End Reject

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't know who I am anymore

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'm confused ...

You're still me, hope that helps.

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

I don't know who I am anymore

Sigh... Seriously Guy Person, consult the notes you diligently take.... SMH.

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'm confused ...

Your losing your marbles mammy, and who could blame you when one of your children (me) has over 40 identities!

Earthhorse

Easiest way to keep track of everything is to get a tattoo every time you post.

Wayne Jarvis

Earthhorse wrote: »

Easiest way to keep track of everything is to get a tattoo every time you post.

I already do that as you well know because I am you (and honeybear)


This picture proves it.


Me on the left is now, me on the right is just 5 weeks ago.

Wayne Jarvis

I just posted the same post twice under different names in the things that make you happy thread. I'm all over the shop so we am!

Guy Person

Guy Person wrote: »

I just posted the same post twice under different names in the things that make you happy thread. I'm all over the shop so we am!

We don't follow that thread although I have to say I'm a huge fan of it myself.

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

We don't follow that thread although I have to say I'm a huge fan of it myself.

I don't recall ever seeing a post from you in that thread before Avon? (also Srameen)

Mam of 4

I'm off to bed , me , myself and I .
Night you , and you and you and you ..

Wayne Jarvis

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I'm off to bed , me , myself and I .
Night you , and you and you and you ..

Tuck me into bed and read me a story before you go please Ma. Thanks

Mam of 4

Guy Person wrote: »

Tuck me into bed and read me a story before you go please Ma. Thanks

I can't , I'd be reading all night !
I'd finish yours , then one by one your other personalities would chime in and I'd never get finished

Wayne Jarvis

Mam of 4 wrote: »

I can't , I'd be reading all night !
I'd finish yours , then one by one your other personalities would chime in and I'd never get finished

Me and my 52 other identities are angry

Mam of 4

Guy Person wrote: »

Me and my 52 other identities are angry

One page each so , compromise ..

Wayne Jarvis

Mam of 4 wrote: »

One page each so , compromise ..

It's a deal!

Wayne Jarvis

This is basically everyone posting in this thread now

Earthhorse

Guy Person wrote: »

I already do that as you well know because I am you (and honeybear)

This picture proves it.

Me on the left is now, me on the right is just 5 weeks ago.

Take those nudes of me down right now.

I sent them to Leg End in confidence.

Guy Person wrote: »

Me and my 52 other identities are angry.

Why would we come to our concert to boo me?

Leg End Reject

I'm reading Guy his bedtime story, I'll be back soon.

Wayne Jarvis

I'm off to bed. I don't know how we will all fit in it.


When I was younger I used to lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was!


Goodnight from me to all of me.

Leg End Reject

Guy Person wrote: »

I'm off to bed. I don't know how we will all fit in it.


When I was younger I used to lay in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was!


Goodnight from me to all of me.

Night son.

Wait!!

Am I/we getting a story??

Earthhorse

I’m off to have my nightly ****.

Or gangbang.

Whatever.

Wayne Jarvis

Well I did not have a good sleep at all. Deebles and Leg End were having a full on War Of The Roses type fight most of the night, screaming, name calling, throwing plates at each other etc...
mr_fegelien kept sniffing at my feet. Rubberlegs was there bouncing off the walls. Bigbagofcans was locked and singing rebel songs at the top of her voice. Persepoly kept begging me for sex, absolutely gagging for it so he was, the woman is a cockicidal maniac! Candie just would not stop trying to convince me/us that he/she/me is not Deebles McBeebles. Duvet Day, she was there too and kept trying to hog the bed sheets for himself. Poor Mam Of 4 (also Graces7) had to keep calming me down because we were throwing tantrums all night long. Earthhorse kept trying to get a gangbang going, she did but our hearts weren't in it..... probably the only body parts that weren't though to be fair. The only good thing that happened was Woke Hogan trying to lighten things up with her positive attitude to life.


I am not a happy bunch of people right now. We will be grumpy today :mad:

Guy Person

Guy Person wrote: »

Persepoly kept begging me for sex, absolutely gagging for it so he was, the woman is a cockicidal maniac!

I am not a happy bunch of people right now. We will be grumpy today :mad:

Why am I the one gagging for sex?? Huh??

Leg End Reject

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Why am I the one gagging for sex?? Huh??

You won't be on Tuesday. I'm not sure who I'll be today, but isn't it nice to be spoilt for choice?

Rufeo

Yes I have talked to a stranger. Many times.

Deebles McBeebles

Guy/Persepoly/The Beast/Kevin Wendell Crumb, I would like to apologise for keeping you up last night. Leg has calmed down and promised to replace the plates.

She cannot, however, replace my feelings.

dxhound2005

This place is getting stranger and stranger.