Best pleasure you've experienced?

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Simi wrote: »

First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

Chasing the flagon...












... I'll get my coat. :pac:

Hoboo

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Nothing is better than schadenfreude it's bliss

Apt handle.

EmmetSpiceland

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Jaysus, i'm almost afraid to ask....almost.

WTF is plimkin?

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

Feisar

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

EmmetSpiceland

Feisar wrote: »

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

A “nikmulp”?

the beer revolu

Feisar wrote: »

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

A pusher

Snipp

mr_fegelien wrote: »

I think alcohol actually depletes some opioid receptors in your brain causing you to need more to feel the same effect over time, just like with any drug.

It acts on gaba receptors

Andreas77

There was a guy in college who I was flat mate. I was paranoid of this guy, because he was, as you say, a trickster, somewhat mischievous, a prankster. I started to suspect he was doing something with fluids to our food or clothes, he was very special, reason being, I had once asked him for class notes (I had missed the class, I was depressed at the time, I had no girlfriend and I went once a week to a counsellor, mainly for certificates to avoid exams), and he had given me the copy book, which on opening I discovered many pages stuck together, and shots of goop, all dried etc. Some spitter spatter. True to word, enclosed in this pamphlet were the class notes, although it was unpleasant to duplicate.Was embarrassing I think maybe he kept this notebook beside his bed and when the need took him, he would at night shoot these loads on the same copybook he used for taking notes. As it was all dried up (the material), I doubt it was a practical joke at my expenses. I wonder where he is now.

sbsquarepants

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

:eek::eek:

Plimkin , plumkin, whatever.

It's a no from me. In fact not even if Dua Lipa begged me to let her try it!

Andreas77

Best pleasure? Easy. A hot and sticky buttocks (female) with my face right up in that clammy chasm. "Wedged" via the point of my nose,. This was around 2005

bmc58

Andreas77 wrote: »

Best pleasure? Easy. A hot and sticky buttocks (female) with my face right up in that clammy chasm. "Wedged" via the point of my nose,. This was around 2005

Is a post like this allowed on Boards??Just wondering.

mr_fegelien

bmc58 wrote: »

Is a post like this allowed on Boards??Just wondering.

Yes of course but I'm pretty sure only adults are allowed on boards.ie. If you have to ask, are you really old enough to have sex??:D

mr_fegelien

Snipp wrote: »

It acts on gaba receptors

Yes but alcohol acts on more than just GABA receptors. That's why benzos aren't euphoric necessarily with the exception of relieving anxiety but alcohol is (at least I find it). It has some endorphinic activity. Alcohol does more than just act on the GABA system.

Lux23

When certain people used to play with my hair as a child, women generally or female friends. You could ask people to do that to you as a child, but you can't as a grown woman.

Arghus

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Yes of course but I'm pretty sure only adults are allowed on boards.ie. If you have to ask, are you really old enough to have sex??:D

Glad to see you are back from your exile mr_fegelien, but weren't you saying that you were done with boards.ie for ever and ever just a couple of days ago?

IAMAMORON

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

milehip

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

Cool story Trent.

u140acro3xs7dm

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

Apt username

mr_fegelien

Arghus wrote: »

Glad to see you are back from your exile mr_fegelien, but weren't you saying that you were done with boards.ie for ever and ever just a couple of days ago?

Well, I'm not too sure about that because my parents said they'd ban me from the internet and I'd have to pay for my own data but at the moment, that hasn't happened so don't know if it's an empty threat.

Fr_Dougal

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Well, I'm not too sure about that because my parents said they'd ban me from the internet and I'd have to pay for my own data but at the moment, that hasn't happened so don't know if it's an empty threat.

Having to pay for your own data?! Outrageous!

randd1

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

In the spirit of this current climate of #metoo, you've just admitted to agrresive sexual assault on a woman who was too drunk to consent. You sir, are a monster.

If however you are a lady also, then I have my fap material sorted for a while.

bmc58

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Yes of course but I'm pretty sure only adults are allowed on boards.ie. If you have to ask, are you really old enough to have sex??:D

I'm off this topic.Full of weir@os.Bye.

Better Than Christ

bmc58 wrote: »

I'm off this topic.Full of weir@os.Bye.

Email sent.

Bobblehats

bmc58 wrote: »

Full of weir@os.Bye.

Cool I’ll forward my CV

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Well, I'm not too sure about that because my parents said they'd ban me from the internet and I'd have to pay for my own data but at the moment, that hasn't happened so don't know if it's an empty threat.

Maybe cut back a bit and ween yourself, and us, off it. Your studies may improve too.

Bobblehats

high_king

Realising that the simple life instead of the rat race is the way to go, and realising the best things in life are free or very low cost. Left the rat race and the rat scum for good, and never had to take any form of drink or drugs ever again. Ever since life has been a pure pleasure every day.

bmc58

Bobblehats wrote: »

Cool I’ll forward my CV

I've a spam blocker on.

whiskeyman

high_king wrote: »

Realising that the simple life instead of the rat race is the way to go, and realising the best things in life are free or very low cost. Left the rat race and the rat scum for good, and never had to take any form of drink or drugs ever again. Ever since life has been a pure pleasure every day.

Please explain how.

JJayoo

Finally getting to **** after being stuck on a bus for 3 hours

Bobblehats

bmc58 wrote: »

I've a spam blocker on.

check your junk?

high_king

whiskeyman wrote: »

Please explain how.

There's no point in me giving prescriptive specifics as everyone's circumstance are different, but work out what has true value for Body, Mind and Soul, and what is consumerist agenda / rat race bullshyte. Simplify your life accordingly, and you can live your life like a King for next to nothing . . which in turn makes it impossible for you to be manipulated / brainwashed / controlled by any corporation, employer or government ever again.

Andreas77

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

Which sex acts you did? When you mention the smell, you meant of perfume, laundry, or something else? I wish I was there too, she sounds cheeky, playful,snooty, dirty. A very fine woman,. And where is she now?

IAMAMORON

Andreas77 wrote: »

Which sex acts you did? When you mention the smell, you meant of perfume, laundry, or something else? I wish I was there too, she sounds cheeky, playful,snooty, dirty. A very fine woman,. And where is she now?

We mainly engaged in some heavy dry humping on the first night. I was very conscious of her regal background and did not want to spoil what we had together. I felt if I had been more forceful with our initial encounter, that she may have considered me to be too loose and overly forward.

She was wearing a loosely fitted burgundy cashmere jumper, with just a lace slip and bra underneath. I did manage to get both my hands on her breasts at one stage and she seem quite titillated by this. When I began mauling them her kissing became quite intense and she began grabbing my back and lightly scratching it. There followed some rather mild petting of both our major erogenous zones, I managed to remove her belt and loosen her jeans so that I could get my hand down there. She reciprocated by pulling my trousers down just below my waste and began stroking me, quite intensely at times.

IAMAMORON

IAMAMORON wrote: »

We mainly engaged in some heavy dry humping on the first night. I was very conscious of her regal background and did not want to spoil what we had together. I felt if I had been more forceful with our initial encounter, that she may have considered me to be too loose and overly forward.

She was wearing a loosely fitted burgundy cashmere jumper, with just a lace slip and bra underneath. I did manage to get both my hands on her breasts at one stage and she seem quite titillated by this. When I began mauling them her kissing became quite intense and she began grabbing my back and lightly scratching it. There followed some rather mild petting of both our major erogenous zones, I managed to remove her belt and loosen her jeans so that I could get my hand down there. She reciprocated by pulling my trousers down just below my waste and began stroking me, quite intensely at times.

Didya not ride her?

2lazytogetup

whiskeyman wrote: »

Please explain how.

i think the 'availability of the dutchess of luxembourg' conversation is far more interesting...

but to answer whiskeyman's question

What he means is why torture yourself trying to get the great career and the money that entails. Would it be really great to get to 100k salary working 70 hour stressful job? What would you do with that money, expensive trips to new york, staying in top hotel, designer clothes, merc benz. expensive dermot bannon style conservatory in a 1million euro house to show off to the neighbours.

When a simple 30hour a week, less stressful job, in a small semi d house, with a 10 year old car, staying in 3 star hotels, cheap holidays in spain. but having better health, more time for people around you and the hobbies you enjoy. realising that its not expensive dinners but having the craic in eddie rockets. these are the best pleasures.

i work with obnoxious people that do 70 hour weeks that are ruthless for career progression. and i wonder if they are happy.

canonball5

IAMAMORON wrote: »

I spent a weekend with the Duchess of Luxembourg on a house boat in Copenhagen in 1998. She was really pretty with beautiful long mouse brown straight hair which was below shoulder length. We had met each other while completing our Erasmus at the University of Copenhagen.

Her father had arranged to meet with her, but had postponed at the last moment, probably because he had received confirmation that his wife was playing cards for the weekend and I understand she enjoyed playing cards and she was jealous of his daughter. I am not sure if this is true or not but I did not want to question the story at the time.

It was just after the Easter weekend and the weather was sublime. We were the only fluent English speakers on our course( 3 Jordanians, 4 Japanese, 2 Pakistani, 3 Bolivians, 9 French and 2 Russians, although I think one of the Russians was from Belarus and actually spoke quite good English. There were a few Americans on the course, but one of them was always learing at the Duchess and trying to sleep with her, so we did not tell them we were hanging out for the weekend, even though one of them was a girl from New York who she liked. I actually fancied her a little also.

Our first evening together was rather coy. I was a little awestruck at the fact that I was mixing with European royalty for the weekend. So to break the ice I asked her if she was into a small game of Twister. She giggled and agreed and before we knew it we were rolling on the floor together in a romantic embrace. It has started when I had to reach under her to get my left leg on the red circle just between her legs, she was wearing tight jeans at the time and I could feel that she was very warm around where her trouser buttons where.

We were listening to a " best of Madonna " Cd and I distinctly remember the song " a tail to tell " playing as we first got really close. Our eyes met and I dragged her to the floor whilst performing one of my judo ( Iamablackbelt ) rolls. I pinned her to the floor and kept one of her arms just above the top of her head, she smiled and I could see the warmth in her deep hazel eyes as I paused for a moment. She gave a half hearted attempt at trying to free herself from my grasp but at this point there was no getting away. I could feel her heart racing and her eyes began to dilate. I could smell that she was very aroused, I asked her if she was ok and she nodded, I leant in and we started French kissing passionately.

At that time we had already finished one full bottle of French Chablis, her lips tasted a little of alcohol, but I still enjoyed our time together.

I really hope there is some truth to this story.

2lazytogetup

best pleasure-

Walking around Dublin City Centre on a slightly cold autumn or winter Sunday afternoon .

Not sure why, think its after the madness of a saturday night or the working week rush, dublin feels calmer. nobody is shopping, just slowly pacing around quiet streets. the emptyness of harcourt and lesson street.

Stephens Green, merrion square, trinity, take in some of the art in the museums. notice other pedestrians - their fashion, wondering what the story is. A hangover adds to the experience as the numbness on the brain means the mind is more relaxed. nowhere to go, no obligations. the monday madness doesnt start till the next day.

Dublin could probably do with a sunday afternoon jazz/blues session.

Bobblehats

Nice.

Iseedeadpixels

Waking up xmas morning as a kid and seeing all the stuff "Santa" got you.

Passing my driving test, the relief that you never have to do it again is unreal.

Walking out after my last exam in the Leaving cert.

The huge fart you let out after being with your new missus for a few hours :pac:

Finishing work for the Christmas period, though this year may be my last if I get the PO job so I'll make the most of it.

Gwynplaine

Dropping a load with no bag.

Andreas77

IAMAMORON wrote: »

We mainly engaged in some heavy dry humping on the first night. I was very conscious of her regal background and did not want to spoil what we had together. I felt if I had been more forceful with our initial encounter, that she may have considered me to be too loose and overly forward.

She was wearing a loosely fitted burgundy cashmere jumper, with just a lace slip and bra underneath. I did manage to get both my hands on her breasts at one stage and she seem quite titillated by this. When I began mauling them her kissing became quite intense and she began grabbing my back and lightly scratching it. There followed some rather mild petting of both our major erogenous zones, I managed to remove her belt and loosen her jeans so that I could get my hand down there. She reciprocated by pulling my trousers down just below my waste and began stroking me, quite intensely at times.

Her clothes no doubt were high quality. She was a snooty little minx. You performed cunnilingus?

Sardonicat

Andreas77 wrote: »

Her clothes no doubt were high quality. She was a snooty little minx. You performed cunnilingus?

I'm more curious to know why she was wearing a slip when she was wearing jeans and not a dress or a skirt.

IAMAMORON

Andreas77 wrote: »

Her clothes no doubt were high quality. She was a snooty little minx. You performed cunnilingus?

Not on our initial encounter Andreas77. She was far from snooty, I think it is fair to add. She was a very friendly and a lovely young women, she enjoyed my company and was very comfortable to be around. We mainly engaged in heavy petting and fell asleep after she appeared to have some sort of a seizure at one point. I had at that time both my index and middle finger entered in her cervix and she had begun to move around and up and over my fingers quite rapidly. I had placed my thumb on top of her clitoral area and she had begun to grab my back and neck, squeezing me quite tightly. At one point it got quite intense for about a minute or so, she started moaning and whimpering, whilst beginning to knaw away at my lower neck and shoulder area. She suddenly almost froze whilst grabbing my back and she began to exhale as if she had become out of breath. At this point my hand was quite warm and wet and I was afraid she may have been in some sort of pain. This continued for around 10 or 15 seconds until she eventually calmed down and started hugging me intensely and began kissing and nibbling my neck. She relaxed a couple of minutes and then kissed me quite softly ( no tongue ) for what seemed like an hour. I left the sofa to break some wind and I smoked a joint on the veranda whilst looking over the canal, when I returned to the room she was asleep. I got in beside her and we spooned ourselves until the morning.

The following day we rented a tandem bicycle and cycled over to Christiania to spend the afternoon. We followed the canal on our way over and almost crashed once when she asked me to chase a Squirrel which had been eating tourist food near the trees. We got off the tandem and had a magical embrace, I had begun to become quite hard at this time and had experienced a lot of pre seminal fluid on my underwear.

Sardonicat

Very poor effort, IAAM. Maybe read up on female anatomy before your next post.

the beer revolu

Sardonicat wrote: »

Very poor effort, IAAM. Maybe read up on female anatomy before your next post.

Maybe he has extremely long fingers?

Sardonicat

the beer revolu wrote: »

Maybe he has extremely long fingers?

Perhaps. Or perhaps he doesn't realise he just told us he had two fingers inside a woman's uterus.

IAMAMORON

Sardonicat wrote: »

Perhaps. Or perhaps he doesn't realise he just told us he had two fingers inside a woman's uterus.

You must forgive me Sardonicat, it was quite a long time ago.

canonball5

IAMAMORON wrote: »

You must forgive me Sardonicat, it was quite a long time ago.

One never heard the phrase, 1 in the pink, two in the stink.

Sardonicat

IAMAMORON wrote: »

You must forgive me Sardonicat, it was quite a long time ago.

Since Junior Cert biology?