Arlene and her driver.

Captain Red Beard

There is a story doing the rounds of Arlene being caught with her driver. Am I wrong to say I expected more form her?

Kermit.de.frog

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

There is a story doing the rounds of Arlene being caught with her driver. Am I wrong to say I expected more form her?

What story?

Coillte_Bhoy

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

What story?

Use your imagination

beertons

Read a funny description about it earlier, something about putting Fermanagh wood into an old boiler.

careless sherpa

Coillte_Bhoy wrote: »

Use your imagination

That is the last thing you want to be doing when thinking of Arlene

Azatadine

It's all over Reddit. Catholic driver no less.

Alf Veedersane

careless sherpa wrote: »

That is the last thing you want to be doing when thinking of Arlene

The first thing you want to be doing if you're the driver

tabby aspreme

Arlene plays, with Big Bertha's brother

Galwayguy35

Captain Red Beard wrote: »

There is a story doing the rounds of Arlene being caught with her driver. Am I wrong to say I expected more form her?

I'd have expected more from the driver.

He must be desperate for a bit of action.

Kermit.de.frog

Is there a credible source for the story?

GetWithIt

I read about it on Boards

Kermit.de.frog

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Is there a credible source for the story?

No.

And im sorry but its unimaginable.

Physically and ideologically. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

Limpy

i didnt know women were not allowed to play golf openly in NI.

SeaFields

The nightmare before Christmas

Donald Trump

Hmm. Following on the golf analogy, this lady says Arlene doesn't like wood. (from about 1:30)

GeetarPick

From ash for cash to gash for cash.

McMurphy

The driver presumably has a thing for Nick Cotton?

Annasopra

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Is there a credible source for the story?

Only here

Heart Break Kid

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Only here

So fake news?

Donald Trump

Heart Break Kid wrote: »

So fake news?

It hasn't been on CNN yet so it doesn't even qualify as fake news!

Fr_Dougal

Donald Trump

I'd be more worried at whatever government department gives out driving licences up North.

They really shouldn't be giving them to blind mentally simple people.

cannotlogin

In fairness, I think most of us were hoping she'd get ****ed for a long time now!

biko

Arlene Foster is touring the countryside in her Chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road.
They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Arlene in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur....... "You get out and check - you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. "You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Arlene Five hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks Arlene.

The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter made love to me."
"What on earth did you say?" asks Arlene "I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them.... "I'm Arlene Foster’s chauffeur and I've just killed the cow."

goat2

If this story of Arlene is true
I hope the driver is a fine bit of stuff
and
that she enjoyed it

gmufc19

She, as in Arlene or the driver?

Collie D

goat2 wrote: »

If this story of Arlene is true
I hope the driver is a fine bit of stuff
and
that she enjoyed it

I don’t think anyone in the DUP is capable of enjoying themselves. In fact it’s probably against the terms of membership.

4068ac1elhodqr

As someone mentioned on Reddit:

i) Wouldn't get up on her to get over a wall
ii) Wouldn't ride into battle

Another good point from there: If [REDACTED] was actually [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] for [REDACTED] up the [REDACTED].
Then any super-injunctions would likely only stand for ni or uk, so any 'foreign' owned and printed paper could still publish.

Hootanany

Emmalynn Damp Broom wrote: »

As someone mentioned on Reddit:

i) Wouldn't get up on her to get over a wall
ii) Wouldn't ride into battle

Another good point from there: If [REDACTED] was actually [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] for [REDACTED] up the [REDACTED].
Then any super-injunctions would likely only stand for ni or uk, so any 'foreign' owned and printed paper could still publish.

Got a link to Reddit?

Beasty

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Is there a credible source for the story?

This is a "Speculative" rather than "Current" Affair

If and when someone provides a credible source (via PM) to me or one of the other mods we can consider re-opening the thread