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If a Doll were to be made in your personal likeness

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  • 22-12-2019 11:24am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭


    So, around the time Steve Jobs passed away, a doll was actually going to be brought to market, but it was stopped. Whatever. About 1/8 scale. Vinyl material.



    Carrying on, what items would be on your doll, I know a laptop bag would be available for me. I'd be wearing a yellow jumper. I'd also have the accessory of a Google Pixel phone. I know well obsolete at this stage.



    So, please feel free to post in this thread. But only about a doll of yourself. I got reprimanded before by the mods.
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    #2
    [Deleted User]
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    It would be depressed..


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    #3
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    Genuinely, what has Steve Jobs got to do with a doll?

    Was it a Steve Jobs doll?


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    #4
    [Deleted User]
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    My doll would have an adjustable centre of gravity, and come complete with a kindle, reading glasses, and a mug of tea.


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    #5
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    A red and dark blue check shirt rolled up to my elbows olive gilet over it , bearded, salt and pepper hair, dark straight legged jeans for practicality and comfort.

    Boots preferably brown, slightly worn and a tree surgeon s helmet on my left arm, small axe on my right arm..
    Pile of chopped blocks on the ground in front of me...


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    Yamanoto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Retractable **** claw of course

    The rest I'd simply leave up to Hasbro


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    #7
    [Deleted User]
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    DrumSteve wrote: »
    Genuinely, what has Steve Jobs got to do with a doll?

    Was it a Steve Jobs doll?


    <sigh> https://www.cnet.com/news/latest-steve-jobs-action-figure-remarkably-detailed/


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    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,650 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    It would be a Hippy doll, almost as adorable as me: but with thicker hair and a flatter abdomen.

    Accessory: a camper-van.

    Clothing: possibly none.


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    [Deleted User]
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    My doll would come with at least one dog and there would be an option to collect loads more dogs of varying shapes, colours and sizes.


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    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Huge schlong on it.


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    #11
    [Deleted User]
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    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Huge schlong on it.

    It should light up, you could call it The JohnnyFlasher.


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
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    Probably voodoo to be honest


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    Tammy!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    I'd be a Bratz doll :D


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    Church on Tuesday
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    Day Lewin wrote: »
    It would be a Hippy doll, almost as adorable as me: but with thicker hair and a flatter abdomen.

    Accessory: a camper-van.

    Clothing: possibly none.

    So a sex doll then?


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    Fr_Dougal
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    il_794xN.1837653603_lyvt.jpg


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    s7ryf3925pivug
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    A shotgun and a bag full of molotov cocktails: At this stage the only way I'm getting famous enough for a doll to be made is if I go full Michael Douglas.


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    #17
    AllForIt
    Registered Users Posts: 8,424 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    sorry, what do I have to to?


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    BuboBubo
    Registered Users Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    It'd be like one of those fat Buddha yokes with curly shoulder length brown hair.


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    RMAOK
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    It'd be mistaken for a sumo wrestler...


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
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    Mine would either be Sporting Ken or Military Ken

    Either one would be inseparable from their Kindle & reading glasses for their down time

    Oh, and Military Ken me would have death ray shooting eyes.


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    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Pierce Shapely Table wrote: »
    Mine would either be Sporting Ken or Military Ken

    Either one would be inseparable from their Kindle & reading glasses for their down time

    Oh, and Military Ken me would have death ray shooting eyes.

    And no mickey


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    Leg End Reject
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    Mine would have a resting bitch face, accessories would be a bed, couch and alcohol.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #23
    [Deleted User]
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    #24
    Charlie19
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    Great another Doll bashing thread.


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    #25
    cj maxx
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    Its already been done.
    Woody from toy story !!!


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    #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Charlie19 wrote: »
    Great another Doll bashing thread.
    Hurt your feelings?

    Yours is the thin porcelain China material then.


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    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Omackeral wrote: »
    And no mickey

    Grand, I'll never get into trouble for the rest of my life :D


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    alchemist33
    Registered Users Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Hurt your feelings?

    Yours is the thin porcelain China material then.

    I think that comment is a pun on "dole bashing" threads


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    #29
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Me on the loo, phone in hand.

    Classic it'll be.


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