I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)

Widdershins

Thanks Witchie xxx
Echoing Poochie, here

Skybirdjb

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Seph! I say we start a cleaning company and we listen to Deftones whilst cleaning and demanding good coffee on our regular breaks! (I have inserted myself into the cleaning conversation as I like hoovering ).

I did read yesterday in the news that they are looking for naked cleaners for a company expanding to cork .......... just saying like lol

Poochie05

Skybirdjb wrote: »

I did read yesterday in the news that they are looking for naked cleaners for a company expanding to cork .......... just saying like lol

Just think of the health and safety in the workplace issues! :eek:

Ted_YNWA

Poochie05 wrote: »

Just think of the health and safety in the workplace issues! :eek:

The level of pilfering by the employees will drop considerably.

Autosport

What have I missed, Seph and Dave's new business venture, I wonder will they hire Ted and a few of the other male where'rs

Duvets house will be sparkling even more than it already is

I'm now dosed up on strepsils, disprin as I have a sore throat

Couchside

Gremlinertia

Having a lie in..

Ted_YNWA

I'm sure Auto would feel better if her house was cleaned by the new venture.

Harleen Quinzel

We need doctors outfits for Seph and Dave to tend to Mam and Auto.

I feel like I need to invest in a pimp cup and cane :eek:

I’m about to apply a screen protector to a phone.
Steady hands.

Gremlinertia

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

We need doctors outfits for Seph and Dave to tend to Mam and Auto.

I feel like I need to invest in a pimp cup and cane :eek:

I’m about to apply a screen protector to a phone.
Steady hands.

Pimps wear cups?. Guess it kinda makes sense!

Harleen Quinzel

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Pimps wear cups?. Guess it kinda makes sense!

https://www.google.com/search?q=pimp+cup&rlz=1CDGOYI_enIE837IE837&oq=pimp&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j69i57j0l2.1711j0j4&hl=en-GB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=Wfpts8_5MMbKdM:

Kitty6277

Homeside, all ready to go out for drinks for my friends birthday

thomil

Well, it looks as if this thread is turning into 1990s Compton. I've got a mental image of Harleen strutting around like Snoop Dogg :pac: :cool:

Homeside, thank god it's the weekend.

Ghosteen

thomil wrote:

Well, it looks as if this thread is turning into 1990s Compton. I've got a mental image of Harleen strutting around like Snoop Dogg

Harleen Quinzel up in the hizel. For shizel my nizel... :pac:

Mam of 4

Am lol here at this thread , you've gotta love it

Harleen Quinzel

thomil wrote: »

Well, it looks as if this thread is turning into 1990s Compton. I've got a mental image of Harleen strutting around like Snoop Dogg :pac: :cool:

Homeside, thank god it's the weekend.

https://gfycat.com/darkconsciouselephantseal

My weekend is looking up

I’m pouring a drink to celebrate Friday.

Bishop of hope

50 bucks an hour, has to be tempting Seph and Dave.
https://www.todayfm.com/podcasts/dermot-dave/naked-cleaner-bares-e50-hour

Autosport

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'm sure Auto would feel better if her house was cleaned by the new venture.

I have my own house maid he also does a dab hand at being a nurse

Skybirdjb

Friday night shenanigans on this thread !! Woop woop
I’m so tired think I’m gone hyper
Need some sleep tonight !!!!!!!!!!
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Bishop of hope

Autosport wrote: »

I have my own house maid he also does a dab hand at being a nurse

It could be crowded house services too?

Skybirdjb

Gone to get my shopping trolley and traffic cone ................
Anyone want a bottle of wkd with a straw or skittles in theirs ??

Ted_YNWA

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Gone to get my shopping trolley and traffic cone ................
Anyone want a bottle of wkd with a straw or skittles in theirs ??

Bacardi Breezer and polo mints for me.

Skybirdjb

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Bacardi Breezer and polo mints for me.

Like your style yes !! On the way clink clink do u want a paper umbrella for the top ??

Ted_YNWA

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Like your style yes !! On the way clink clink do u want a paper umbrella for the top ??

Yep, and a slice of broccoli to garnish.

Harleen Quinzel

Skybirdjb wrote: »

Gone to get my shopping trolley and traffic cone ................
Anyone want a bottle of wkd with a straw or skittles in theirs ??

Memories of blue wkd, Smirnoff ice and west coast coolers, thinking I was the most sophisticated thing to ever strut in leopard print heels

Panda Killa

Watching The Mummy Returns with the child... blazing fire and porter cake, not too shabby at all

Bishop of hope

Panda Killa wrote: »

Watching The Mummy Returns with the child... blazing fire and porter cake, not too shabby at all

I love Porter cake, you're making me have a craving, I haven't had any cake this week.
I'm watching snooker, is it me or has snooker gotten really boring lately, I'm nearly tempted to switch to the late late show........... Just nearly.

Gremlinertia

The alco pop I remember best was the bottles of mudshake or mudslide, into a pint glass with brandy, maybe baileys, and you've got very dangerous chocolate milk

Widdershins

Reclining on the bed with tea, contemplating having a smoker's relapse.

Harleen Quinzel

On the couch with a take away.

I’m gonna regret this tomorrow when I have to work it off, but I’m enjoying it now.

Autosport

Fat Frogs was my drink god be with the days when you wouldn't spend a fortune on a night out

Gremlinertia

Bishop of hope wrote: »

I love Porter cake, you're making me have a craving, I haven't had any cake this week.
I'm watching snooker, is it me or has snooker gotten really boring lately, I'm nearly tempted to switch to the late late show........... Just nearly.

Porter caaaaake nom.

I've found the darts and the snooker to be painful recently tbh.

Harleen Quinzel

Gremlinertia wrote: »

The alco pop I remember best was the bottles of mudshake or mudslide, into a pint glass with brandy, maybe baileys, and you've got very dangerous chocolate milk

I’m extremely intrigued by this!

And yes to the fat frogs

thomil

Someone enlighten me what Porter Cake is, please? :pac:

Some things are still a mystery to me even after almost eight years in this country...

Deskside, buried up to my shoulders in OneNote. Inspiration has struck for a new blog post!

Panda Killa

thomil wrote: »

Someone enlighten me what Porter Cake is, please? :pac:

Some things are still a mystery to me even after almost eight years in this country...

Deskside, buried up to my shoulders in OneNote. Inspiration has struck for a new blog post!

Porter cake is made of flour, sugar, mixed peel, cherries, sultanas, sugar and a bucket of Guinness

Gremlinertia

thomil wrote: »

Someone enlighten me what Porter Cake is, please? :pac:

Some things are still a mystery to me even after almost eight years in this country...

Deskside, buried up to my shoulders in OneNote. Inspiration has struck for a new blog post!

A Guinness soaked fruit selection made into a rich dark cake

Sephiroth_dude

Widdershins wrote: »

having a smoker's relapse.

Don't do it! you don't need them in your life!


Deskside deep in thought.

Harleen Quinzel

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Deskside deep in thought.

Hope they’re happy thoughts, Seph

I’m watching cats does countdown and making a pig of myself.

Sephiroth_dude

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

Hope they’re happy thoughts, Seph

I’m watching cats does countdown and making a pig of myself.

Does that have anything to do with actual cats ? 🤔🐱

Ghosteen

Twas Corky's that were the original alcopops back in my day. Minker drinking. Good times.

Harleen Quinzel

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Does that have anything to do with actual cats ? 🀔ðŸ±

Unfortunately, no.
Jimmy Carr

Gremlinertia

Ghosteen wrote: »

Twas Corky's that were the original alcopops back in my day. Minker drinking. Good times.

Oh and woodys, I still think babycham or ritz were the first!

Sephiroth_dude

Harleen Quinzel wrote: »

Unfortunately, no.
Jimmy Carr

Ohhh ☹️ disappointing...............













😃🐱😛

Purple Mountain

A lot of my friends have had babies lately.
I'm here wrapping baby gifts for 3 separate babies!

Bishop of hope

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Oh and woodys, I still think babycham or ritz were the first!

I remember from my youth the babycham and snowball. As I go into my teens I drank bulmers for a while, my father and others parents would come in to our local where we'd be playing pool, we all would be having bulmers. They'd think we were having cidona.
Pat, the local owner would never tell on us and if our parents offered to buy us a drink he'd put up cidonas.
Great old times.

Gremlinertia

Ended up watching snooker for a while. A whole pile better than it has been, at last..

Bishop of hope

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Ended up watching snooker for a while. A whole pile better than it has been, at last..

Yes, a good game tonight, a tough slog though.
Great comeback from Bingham.
Bed time.

Panda Killa

Time for bed I suppose...will be up in 2.5 hours anyways :rolleyes:

Sephiroth_dude

Sweet dreams all 😴💤x

smurfjed

I remember my youthful drinking days involved PERNOD, didn’t really get into drinking beer until my 20’s.

Gremlinertia

Oof can't touch pernod, probably because of teen drinking

It's frosty as heck here this morning.