I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)

Wayne Jarvis

Homeside after my all over body massage. It was fantastic. I feel looser than Duvet Day's knickers right now :pac: I'm messing Duvet, I wish that was the case!


As always with masseuses and physios they praised my flexibility and I'll take any compliment I can get these days.


I'm off tomorrow but clever lad that I am I have scheduled dentist, doctor and physio appointments all for the one day. I plan on having the laziest day possible on Saturday so I have to earn it.

I'm off to bed for some much need kip. Forgive my messing today Honeybear and Duvet. I jest but I mean no harm. Goodnight all.

Purple Mountain

Settling in for First Dates Ireland.
Wonder if there'll be many weirdos this week

Purple Mountain

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Settling in for First Dates Ireland.
Wonder if there'll be many weirdos this week

The fake veneers last week wtf..I thought they were false teeth.

Guy,can you refrain from mentioning my smalls on this thread, you'll bring the tone down here and could upset sensitive posters...ignore him Sephers, he knows nothing about my knickers, wishful thinking I'd say.😂

honeybear

Enjoy the baths Wherers!
Thanks for reminder Purple (watched it for the first time last week ... 'tis a bit mad!)
Guy, no worries ... hope we all get a Friday ditty tomorrow
Duvet, are you set for your travels?

Ghosteen

Embedded.

Poochie05

In my lovely bed. Off tomorrow and headed to London to catch up with a friend. There may be a G&T or 2


Provided I can move... crippled after training yesterday and today

gifted

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The fake veneers last week wtf..I thought they were false teeth.

Guy,can you refrain from mentioning my smalls on this thread, you'll bring the tone down here and could upset sensitive posters...ignore him Sephers, he knows nothing about my knickers, wishful thinking I'd say.😂

Sensitive posters..here??....lol lol

Ted_YNWA

Is there wherers bathing.

Anyone want to give Ted a bath.
















At least I'll be in good company when I get to Hell.

Ghosteen

Goodnight crayturs. Chucky or law?...

Ted_YNWA

Ghosteen wrote:

Goodnight crayturs. Chucky or law?...

I fought the law & I won

Nothing ready HB,I'll be stressed out tomorrow no doubt, I always let everything to the last minute and swear I'll be more organised the next time.

Has anyone decided whom they are voting for,I'm not a bit political but feel this is an important election..I have to admit I have a soft spot for Michàel and did laugh at his joke on the news but fcuk it they're all in it for themselves imo.I want the usc gone and tax reduced ,I suppose that's totally wishful thinking.

Mam of 4

Ghosteen wrote: »

Goodnight crayturs. Chucky or law?...

Lol clever

In bed , with the curtains open , love the soft glow coming from the light down the road , otherwise all quiet here ..

Mam of 4

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Lol clever

In bed , with the curtains open , love the soft glow coming from the light down the road , otherwise all quiet here ..

That's Ted's camera Mam,close your curtains. 😂

Purple Mountain

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Nothing ready HB,I'll be stressed out tomorrow no doubt, I always let everything to the last minute and swear I'll be more organised the next time.

Has anyone decided whom they are voting for,I'm not a bit political but feel this is an important election..I have to admit I have a soft spot for Michàel and did laugh at his joke on the news but fcuk it they're all in it for themselves imo.I want the usc gone and tax reduced ,I suppose that's totally wishful thinking.

For me it's a coin toss because let's face it no matter what party (or none) they are all the same!

Mam of 4

[Deleted User] wrote: »

That's Ted's camera Mam,close your curtains. 😂

Peep show

He's in for a shock/treat , whatever , maybe both

Sephiroth_dude

Lying on my bed having a think.

Deleted User wrote: »

I want the usc gone and tax reduced ,I suppose that's totally wishful thinking.

A better chance of a cows talking than that happening tbh!

Sephiroth_dude

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Peep show

He's in for a shock/treat , whatever , maybe both

*checks camera's * :pac:

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote:

That's Ted's camera Mam,close your curtains. 😂

My eyes , my eyes.


Send help

honeybear

What is Mam up to?

Ted_YNWA

honeybear wrote:

What is Mam up to?

Believe me, save whatever innocence you have left!!

Sephiroth_dude

honeybear wrote: »

What is Mam up to?

Up to no good like you honeybear! 😛🤭

Mam of 4

Divilment

Ted_YNWA

I've never seen a wooden spoon and sieve used like that before

Mam of 4

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I've never seen a wooden spoon and sieve used like that before

Soooo .... a shock it was !

Ted_YNWA

Mam of 4 wrote:

Soooo .... a shock it was !

My rosary beads never saw so much action

honeybear

whistling innocently here ... so want to post completely inappropriate post!

Mam of 4

honeybear wrote: »

whistling innocently here ... so want to post completely inappropriate post!

Please do , take the heat off me !

Mam of 4

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

My rosary beads never saw so much action

Lol , will not lower the tone any further

Leg End Reject

honeybear wrote: »

whistling innocently here ... so want to post completely inappropriate post!

G'wan, we haven't had any smut from you yet! :pac:

honeybear

reciting the rosary here!

Bishop of hope

Shenanigans, I'm off to bed!
No cake will save my Mrs tonight.

Sephiroth_dude

honeybear wrote: »

whistling innocently here ... so want to post completely inappropriate post!

Gwan honeybear do.it! 😃🤭

Autosport

Someone mention shenanigans I see HB is involved I'm not surprised teehee

I'm home from date night and CH always goes the extra mile and brought me some beautiful roses He's my diamond

This thread really is an education and a half :eek:



Bath night on boards it seems - samezies here. After the laptop in the bath incident I set up an old iPad to hang off the rad (no fancy mirror TVs here) so I can steep in the bath after workouts whilst drinking white wine spritzer with candles lit and watching the camera feeds. :pac: Life ain't half bad really...

Bad work day, was super stressed mopping up a small to medium sized mess one of my more experienced guys made. Probably should have been on top of him more, but he's great and sure everyone is allowed an inadvertent screw up. So I realised f **k it. Can't control everyone and everything every time. No-one hurt, no major loss, we learn and move on I guess...

Sephiroth_dude

Sweet dreams all 😴💤 x

Kitty6277

Finally bedside after a midnight McDonald’s run with a mate

Panda Killa

Bath bombs are the devil's work !

Up for hours with the dog... He's pacing around mad to get out, then he just sits outside. I think he may be sick or else there's just something dead out there!
Tired

Wayne Jarvis

Bedside soon to be outside for a walkside. Positive wishes to Duvet and Poochie this weekend. I hope you both enjoy your weekend jaunts.

honeybear wrote: »

Guy, no worries ... hope we all get a Friday ditty tomorrow

Sure just for you HB. Two dittys.



Honeybear 1


By Guy Person


I know a lady called Honeybear
She is very innocent I swear
She is fond of a whistle
And that is no dismissal
For she is actually one of my favourite Where(ers)


Honeybear 2


By Guy Person


Let me tell you about Honeybear
She works in childcare
She asked for a ditty
She is very pretty
And I hope one day she and I have an affair



:P

Autosport

Morning all

Happy Friday!!!

Love the poems Guy

Ted_YNWA

Workside bound.

I'm off monday, so long weekend for Ted.
Bit more pep in my step this morning.

CrowdedHouse

Morning all,

It's a cool calm damp morning but the fog is finally gone 5C

Kitchen with the usual after another wonderful date night with Auto

Have a good Friday folks

Gremlinertia

I miss Crowded's morning serenade.. Nearly home time for this withered grim grem

honeybear

Morning All!
Smiling Bumbóg here ... must admit I'm getting a bit smitten with your Friday ditties Guy (that's not mean in a naughty way, for once ... it's lovely to be able to make someone smile.) Us Wherer ladies are in for a treat with Valentine's Day around the corner ... it just so happens to fall on a Friday!!!

Doggies walked. Cats fed. Coffee to go.
A smiling Bumbóg heading to work.
Have a fun Friday lovely Wherers!

Bishop of hope

Morning, it's still foggy here and I'm hating having to go out.
Half day today though so not too bad.
Be careful out there!

CrowdedHouse

Gremlinertia wrote: »

I miss Crowded's morning serenade.. Nearly home time for this withered grim grem

It's getting hard to think of different ones early in the morning ....


....Precious stones and stolen thrones vanish in a day
And your golden rings, your silver rings will crumble and decay
Silks and satins and crimson velvet will someday fade away
But the stones will stand across the land and love will have its day....

smurfjed

Took the mutt for a drive this morning, ended up driving over 150 kms, he was a happy puppy. Weather was a lovely 18-23 degrees

Widdershins

Stop making me laugh, my fayth hurths.

Could you put your rosary beads into action please guys. I have three hours before I go out and my face looks like I've got an orange in my cheek. Podge and rodge cheek. Nothing seems damaged it's just really swollen.

Bishop of hope

What happened that Widders, did you sleep wrong on it.
We have ordered breakfast rolls at work, they will hopefully be delivered soon, I'm hungry.

Widdershins

I was rushing around and face-planted into a kitchen worktop, Bishop.
Sounds like I'm making a confession...