I don't know where we're going, but I know where I am (part 9)

Ghosteen

Bishop of hope wrote:

What happened that Widders, did you sleep wrong on it. We have ordered breakfast rolls at work, they will hopefully be delivered soon, I'm hungry.

*Homer drooling face*

Sephiroth_dude

Deskside with the sweet coffee of peru.

Widdershins wrote: »

Stop making me laugh, my fayth hurths.

Could you put your rosary beads into action please guys. I have three hours before I go out and my face looks like I've got an orange in my cheek. Podge and rodge cheek. Nothing seems damaged it's just really swollen.

Ice pack it?

Widdershins

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Deskside with the sweet coffee of peru.



Ice pack it?

I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin'

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty
It’s a snuggle day today. Going to get up soon

Sephiroth_dude

Widdershins wrote: »

I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin'

If that fails my offer to kiss it better still stands......😏




🤭🤭

4Ad

Galway clinic, post angiogram..
I'll live..
Getting great care, the coffee and toast was lovely..

Ghosteen

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote:

Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty It’s a snuggle day today. Going to get up soon

Shoesday's neilmed

Shoes likes an oul rinse off her nose,
And also calling people bitches and hoes,
Neilmed be the brand,
Which she applies with her very own hand,
Not too cold, not too hot,
But just warm enough to successfully rinse out her gargantuan sized snot....


Happy? :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

That was beautiful. You paid so much attention, you even got the fact I have a fav temperature for my snot rinse

Witchie

Widdershins wrote: »

I used the last of 15 bags of ice recently and switched the freezer off. Might see if they sell ice cubes in the shop though. Good thinkin'

Buy a bag of mini marshmallows and freeze them. They make the best icepack as they mold around your injury and aren't all stabby and hard.

Just off the phone from my eldest and need to get back to work.

Wayne Jarvis

honeybear wrote: »

Morning All!
Smiling Bumbóg here ... must admit I'm getting a bit smitten with your Friday ditties Guy (that's not mean in a naughty way, for once ... it's lovely to be able to make someone smile.) Us Wherer ladies are in for a treat with Valentine's Day around the corner ... it just so happens to fall on a Friday!!

Well I can think of one or two lads in here who might not be happy with me serenading their wimmin but I’ll have a think about it nonetheless

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator wrote: »

Going through the thread looking to see where he put my ditty

I clearly can’t compete with Ghosteen but since you want one I’m going to give you one...... a poem that I mean. You won’t be able to move for all the fangirling over you today.
Since you like a bit of smut talk.....

Renata Nutritious Refrigerator

By Guy Person

Shoesday you want a ditty
And I want to see your titty
You have a boyfriend
But let’s just pretend
That you don’t so you can show me just a little bitty

Wayne Jarvis

Full bill of health from the dentist. They praised my teeth in fact, my ego is huge right now. Not such a full bill of health from the doctors but I expected as much and it’s nowt serious. Lunchside then my physio appointment, then a relaxing evening which may very well include a chipper dinner.

Autosport

It's a good job I have someone who serenades me or I'd be feelin left out

Mam of 4

4Ad wrote: »

Galway clinic, post angiogram..
I'll live..
Getting great care, the coffee and toast was lovely..

That's great that your angiogram went well 4ad , take it easy for the rest of the day if you can

Ghosteen

Who's going to serenade me though?... Le cry :pac:

The Crazy Cat Lady

deskside, heading out to lunch shortly

thank god it's Friday

I WANT A POEM!!!!!!

Trigger Happy

There was as young lady called Persepoly
Whose mood was always very jolly
She loved a good beer
Was always full of cheer
And she was one totally wonderful Dolly.

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

I WANT A POEM!!!!!!

Persepoly is very demanding
But also very understanding
I may even say
Hip hip hooray
That she is actually outstanding

Wayne Jarvis

Ghosteen wrote: »

Who's going to serenade me though?... Le cry :pac:

There is a man called Ghosteen
He is very witty, for reals I mean
He makes me laugh
And on our behalf
I say thank you, you comedy machine!

Ghosteen

Guy Person wrote:

There is a man called Ghosteen He is very witty, for reals I mean He makes me laugh And on our behalf I say thank you, you comedy machine!

Shedding a tear here... thanks Guy. *full on bawl* :pac:

Mam of 4

Looks like you're all getting in form for writing your Valentine's odes to each other , lol

The Crazy Cat Lady

may i have a poem too?

i'm back deskside after lunch

There's a Guy I'd like to meet,
If only to admire his teeth,
He's great at the ditties,
Obsessed with Shoe's bitties,
Mam told me she'll give him a treat.😛

Wayne Jarvis

aspiewriter wrote: »

may i have a poem too?

Indeed you may Aspie


Let me tell you about aspiewriter
She is a source of great delighter
She does presentations
That bring good sensations
To all those who are lucky to be beside her

Kitty6277

Homeside enjoying all your lovely poems


Trying to decide what to wear for my staff Christmas party tonight, drawing a blank at the moment

Wayne Jarvis

Deleted User wrote: »

There's a Guy I'd like to meet,
If only to admire his teeth,
He's great at the ditties,
Obsessed with Shoe's bitties,
Mam told me she'll give him a treat.��

Ah Duvet!

That's great and better than anything I could ever come up with. I am genuinely moved by it and it made me laugh too, I can't believe you'd even give me the time of day.


Thanks!

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Looks like you're all getting in form for writing your Valentine's odes to each other , lol

I actually did think of a great line for you earlier Mam but I'm saving it for Valentine's Day. Prepare to be wooed.

Panda Killa

I am the great Panda-Killa
Like Jackson I'll thrill-ya
Michael with his beats,
Me between the sheets
Ladies I'm gonna drill-ya!



I know...I'm crap at this!

Trigger Happy

We might have a market for personalised poems here.

Guy's price for a poem is a pic of two titties.
Panda will do it for a pic of just one.
I am the yellow pack option - a pic of an old boot will be my price. But dont be expecting rhyming.

Panda Killa

Panda Killa wrote: »

I am the great Panda-Killa
Like Jackson I'll thrill-ya
Michael with his beats,
Me between the sheets
Ladies I'm gonna drill-ya!



I know...I'm crap at this!

Get out you black and decker,
I'd say you're an awful fecker,
You'll never see our sheets,
We're unimpressed with your beats,
And your ditty could be better.

The Crazy Cat Lady

Guy Person wrote: »

Indeed you may Aspie


Let me tell you about aspiewriter
She is a source of great delighter
She does presentations
That bring good sensations
To all those who are lucky to be beside her

too kind guy, thank you

Leg End Reject

Laughing at all your poems here. :pac:

There is a fine lady from Cork
Blessedly endowed of nork
Very fond of the duvet by day
At night she much prefers to play
And has captured the heart of Guy

Guy, your name should be Gay for rhyming purposes!

Bishop of hope

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Laughing at all your poems here. :pac:

There is a fine lady from Cork
Blessedly endowed of nork
Very fond of the duvet by day
At night she much prefers to play
And has captured the heart of Guy

Guy, your name should be Gay for rhyming purposes!

Mark it should be, then you could pronounce it Mork, posh like.
Limerick like that, the last line should rhyme with the first two.
Gay,

Leg End Reject

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Mark it should be, then you could pronounce it Mork, posh like.
Limerick like that, the last line should rhyme with the first two.
Gay,

I couldn't remember which lines it should rhyme with. I'll never be poet laureate now.

I could have said guy would eat her with a spork

Kitty6277

Car wash now, having my baby cleaned

JupiterKid

Deskside in the home office/spare room, finishing up my weeks’ work on the computer. Looking forward to the weekend!

Wayne Jarvis

Right I'll be all poemed out for the day after this one. I am available for requests always but no more for today. I said last week that I met up with a Boardsie for food and shopping. It was the Boards member Sorry about that. It wasn't a date or owt as she is a happily married mother of two but I've done a little ditty for her too.


Last week I met Sorry about that
For coffee, food, shopping and chat
She talked more than me
And is very very funny
And it was good to get out of my habitat


She has a laugh like a Merseyside docker
Which was a pleasant shocker
She is ever so sound
In fact sound as a pound
And seems to enjoy it when I mock her

Mam of 4

Guy , should I be afraid ??
Don't go all soft and easy on me

Home now coffee time !

Witchie

Gong hei fat choy!

Widdershins

You're very observant, Guy.
I'd be scared of a poem about me.

Worked up an appetite with a forest walk, having tea and changing into a dress and then I'll go for dinner.

Pure drowsy

Gremlinertia

Wow what a way to fill the thread while I was gone!. Nice catching up.. Trundle shortly

Sorry about that

Guy Person wrote: »

Right I'll be all poemed out for the day after this one. I am available for requests always but no more for today. I said last week that I met up with a Boardsie for food and shopping. It was the Boards member Sorry about that. It wasn't a date or owt as she is a happily married mother of two but I've done a little ditty for her too.


Last week I met Sorry about that
For coffee, food, shopping and chat
She talked more than me
And is very very funny
And it was good to get out of my habitat


She has a laugh like a Merseyside docker
Which was a pleasant shocker
She is ever so sound
In fact sound as a pound
And seems to enjoy it when I mock her

An Ode.

There once was a Person called Guy,
Who was clever and kind, and quite shy.
To him MMA was exciting
But with him there's no fighting,
And so funny
You'd laugh till you'd cry.

IamMetaldave

Poetry corner today. Tremendous stuff folks! The only time I ever strung words together was for a tune I wrote when I was 15. The words still make my toes curl with mortification!

Barside with my best pal ... only pal tonight! Was supposed to meet my buddy in town but he had to bail at the last minute. Ah well! Happy Friday guys!

Wayne Jarvis

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Guy , should I be afraid ??
Don't go all soft and easy on me

Home now coffee time !

Don't be afraid Babes, accept the wooing that's in your near future and be grateful I'll be too soft to do anything anyway :pac:

Sorry about that wrote: »

An Ode.

There once was a Person called Guy,
Who was clever and kind, and quite shy.
To him MMA was exciting
But with him there's no fighting,
And so funny
You'd laugh till you'd cry.

Thank you Soz about that. Between my poem and yours I believe we have an accurate description of our afternoon together. I promise next time I'll shut up and actually let you get a word in.

Jordan 199

Kitty6277 wrote: »

Car wash now, having my baby cleaned

Was it one with the two side brushes and one top brush, or was it a conveyer system with lots of brushes?

Wayne Jarvis

Just a wee update on my incident last week also. I have purposefully avoided posting about it since but I have decided I will go back to therapy about it. Given how I reacted and the fact that it's been eating away at me since then it's clear to me I'm not as over it as I thought. On my birthday this year it will have been exactly 25 years to the date since it happened and I really don't want to spend that day and the whole week or weeks leading up to and after it being really really angry and sad. I have been researching and found a therapist that specialises in this area so I'll give them a go and see how I get on with it.

Thanks to the very wise and smart Wherer I talked with this about as well as some friends in my life even though they will never see this.

Thanks again everyone for the kind words, concern and advice. And she probably won't see this as she is off jaunting but thanks to Duvet Day for posting that post you said you would delete, I saw it. I appreciate the fact you took the time to say those things and I'm sorry you went through that. You're a better person than them now and you were then too.

Gremlinertia

I feckin strained my hamstring

In my sleep. :mad:

Sephiroth_dude

Lying on my bed thinking again.

honeybear wrote: »

Morning All!
Smiling Bumbóg here ... must admit I'm getting a bit smitten with your Friday ditties Guy (that's not mean in a naughty way, for once ... it's lovely to be able to make someone smile.) Us Wherer ladies are in for a treat with Valentine's Day around the corner ... it just so happens to fall on a Friday!!!

Ptch ditty smitty, look what I can do honeybear

*balances a spoon on his nose in a bid to impress honeybear*

gifted

Bed....wrecked tired ........have a good one folks......keep it clean lol lol

Gremlinertia

gifted wrote: »

Bed....wrecked tired ........have a good one folks......keep it clean lol lol

Pfft, the shower is for cleaning :P

Bring on the filth beours and feens :pac:

Purple Mountain

Witchie wrote: »

Gong hei fat choy!

I picked up a Chinese yesterday after grocery shopping and wished them the above.
Gave the Chinese waitress a chuckle.