Love Island 2020 (Winter) - See Note in OP

Man Vs ManUre

Can I grab ya for a chat?? Am I your type on paper?? I’m putting all my eggs in your basket?? I’m fuming......
Why don’t they just give them a load of booze and bring back the slow set and let the bloke ask the girl to dance?? And then shift the faces off each other. I wouldn’t shift them twins tho, their knashers would bite the head off me.

IAMAMORON

Paige is a shít stirrer and manged to find a lot of drama out of nothing with Ollie.

It is so corny hearing them talking about their partners, who they know for about 48 hours. Waffles.

JeffKenna

**** all this scripting and up their drink limit to 10 drinks each night.

Man Vs ManUre

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

SusieBlue

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

Vile comment :rolleyes:

Telly

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

Jesus!

KatW4

That was such a boring episode. Can't stand any of them!

Sunny Dayz

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

That’s a horrible thing to say! It’s refreshing to see someone with some meat on them and a bit of cellulite - most women have it, it’s normal.

LushiousLips

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

Wow!! Please attach a picture of yourself for us

Man Vs ManUre

LushiousLips wrote: »

Wow!! Please attach a picture of yourself for us

I’m going into the villa as the next male bombshell.

Still Ill

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

I’m going into the villa as the next male bombshell.

Says nothing of your appearance now. The twins have totally lowered the bombshell bar.

mlem123

What I'd like to happen in tonight's episode:

Jess is fumin still about being rejected, Leanne just sits there looking like a queen and nothing gets a rise out of her so Jess will have to look elsewhere so she decides to say feck it and go for Callum as it's who she wanted originally and he just goes with it as he can't see the difference between the two and then madness ensues :P

Also, Callum is the dullest one in there I don't get the fighting over him...

mlem123

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

The wan from Essex who was originally with Calum has a set of thighs like an old turkey that survived the Xmas cull. She needs to get to a gym.

Not that you'd notice, but this is how people look when they lose significant amounts of weight ffs :rolleyes:

It's on insta that she went from a size 12 to her size now over the last few years.. Although I somehow doubt you see much of a gym

I'd love to have her body

SozBbz

mlem123 wrote: »

Not that you'd notice, but this is how people look when they lose significant amounts of weight ffs :rolleyes:

It's on insta that she went from a size 12 to her size now over the last few years.. Although I somehow doubt you see much of a gym

I'd love to have her body

Yeah I saw that too - some peoples legs are just like that after weight loss.

It didnt say if her losses were down to diet and exercise or just diet.

I did wonder if she maybe has issues with her lymphatic drainage as legs like that are usually more fluid that fat.

But as you say, good to see them cast someone who isnt perfect.

Akabusi

Maybe she has lymphedema!

IAMAMORON

They fancy callum because he is a bit slow, not the smartest. Birds love that as they can walk all over it.

Liordi

Always find comparisons like this interesting.

PandaPoo

The twins are making me not want to watch it. The way they lick their lips and play with their hair is infuriating. Vapid, vain empty headed gobsh*tes.

Sophie needs to be put in a shaded corner with a helmet, a colouring book and some crayons. Her voice is also infuriating.

Mike is playing a game big time, trying to be everyone's mate and give advice. I think he's gorgeous but I don't trust him.

Does anyone else think Leannes neck is weird? Its like she lifts her shoulders up as she walks or has a short neck. She just seems to be an odd shape

Probably the least likeable cast I've seen. Hopefully it picks up soon.

retro:electro

At this point I’m not sure Sophie is even speaking. I just hear noises

Man Vs ManUre

Poor Nas. What a loser. Tho Shoneese is a right bi+ch.

jojofizzio

The girl whose name I didn’t know is categorically called Shonnise(or however you spell it)....not Shanice....thanks for clarifying love

Man Vs ManUre

Nas reminds me of Eoin McGlove. “I’ve no willy”.

ChikiChiki

The lad has slept with over 100 people and sulks at a little joke after boasting about a threesome. Jaysus have some self respect, the contestants are coming across as desperate saddos.

Man Vs ManUre

Jeez Shauna looking bit scary first thing in the morning.

SusieBlue

The twin is a hypocrite. They were all about it being each girl out for herself the other night, how that was the whole point of the show and no hard feelings when they were the ones splitting up couples.

Now that twin 2 has been dumped for Leanne she’s suddenly betrayed and feels disrespected and doesn’t want to be friendly with Mike because he didn’t pick her. What an eejit.

IAMAMORON

Man Vs ManUre wrote: »

Jeez Shauna looking bit scary first thing in the morning.

She is growing on me, she seems quite sweet.

Still Ill

Gonna feel weird for Ollie leaving South Africa without having had his photo taken with a dead body.

Man Vs ManUre

Would be funny if just as Ollie was about to leave the villa saying goodbye to them all, if a lion or warthog suddenly appeared from nowhere and gored him to death!!

ChikiChiki

"you guys are like brothers to me" - You've been in there 3 days you twit.

It had to be the uproar over the trophy hunting. Maybe the ex got a few quid to go with the story.

retro:electro

I’m giving this show five more minutes to pique my interest and after that I’m flouncing

IAMAMORON

Just watched Ollie the quitter tell his " brovers " that he was leaving the show because he still fancied his ex.... what a complete load of bollocks, I mean total lies.

The producers pulled him and said, "listen pal, there is a social media outrage going on about your big game hunting and we think you should phuck off back to Somerset , your career in Television is over...."

He must have agreed, lame enough story " I still fancy my ex " , you couldn't make it up. See ya bitch.

anewme

ChikiChiki wrote: »

"you guys are like brothers to me" - You've been in there 3 days you twit.

It had to be the uproar over the trophy hunting. Maybe the ex got a few quid to go with the story.

I'd say there were plenty more where they came from.

retro:electro

Maybe he meant he still fancies an ex-ecution of an animal

Man Vs ManUre

Lol. Is this the wan that he said he cheated on 9 times?? Now he is leaving becos he realises he loves her.

Martina1991

Man Vs ManUre wrote:

Would be funny if just as Ollie was about to leave the villa saying goodbye to them all, if a lion or warthog suddenly appeared from nowhere and gored him to death!!

If any of the girls wore a leopard print bikini he probably would have shot them.

Still Ill

Was Paige even remotely interested in him anyway?

jojofizzio

Probably the lamest and most transparent excuse for quitting reality tv in history.....

retro:electro

Someone leaving after 3 days does not warrant this long drawn out goodbye. Just go will ya and bring in the next idiot

IAMAMORON

Kudos where Kudos is due...

At least he lies like a Gentlemen. Butter would not melt, he is a stone cold.

anewme

jojofizzio wrote: »

Probably the lamest and most transparent excuse for quitting reality tv in history.....

After ITV saying they were not going to bow to the public as they felt the ratings would not be impacted at all.

Well, he left pretty sharpish after the viewing figures were 1m down vs. previous.

Your man is a pure gutless wonder start to finish.

Hes no gentleman either.

Liar, cheater, killing animals who cant defend themselves behind his loaded gun. Gentleman is not the word that should he used about this person.

ChikiChiki

These are all ****ing idiots. Suppose they don't know about the hunting.

IAMAMORON

Callum : " I am glad he has gone for the right reasons though " lol

LOLOLOLOL

Prominent_Dawg

Paige seems only delight to have gotten rid go him lol

SusieBlue

Honestly I think this is the first year where I have taken such an instant dislike to the whole lot of them.
I was still melting at Curtis by this time during the last season (changed my mind pretty sharpish but the point remains).
There is not one redeeming person in there, they’re all beyond dull and boring.

Man Vs ManUre

Twin getting desperate now going for Nas no willy.

Still Ill

Finally something interesting happening.

IAMAMORON

More drama.

Stupid bitch. She is flipping out on him and she doesn't even fancy him. Wagon.

I think I fancy Shaughna.

Liordi

I find Siannise's accent so strange.

jojofizzio

Liordi wrote: »

I find Siannise's accent so strange.

Welsh mixed with wannabe Chelsea....:rolleyes:
Accent nearly as bad as the eyebrows:D

Man Vs ManUre

IAMAMORON wrote: »

More drama.

Stupid bitch. She is flipping out on him and she doesn't even fancy him. Wagon.

I think I fancy Shaughna.

I’ll have Paige.