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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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    #3062
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,212 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    Like a condom?


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    #3063
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    this is bizarre stuff, even by live line standards


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    #3064
    Del.Monte
    Registered Users Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Aggressive cancer no less!

    ****



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    #3065
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Aggressive cancer for 20yrs did she say, that's some going.


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    #3066
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Just tuned in....atein' the face off each other and fistpumping wtf ??


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    #3067
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    cancer is infectious ?


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    #3068
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,048 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    fella on the green line Luas today, wiping himself down with a facecloth

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #3069
    boardise
    Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭boardise


    Sir Oxman wrote: »
    Everyone's keyboard is x1000 times filthier than a jacks pot.
    So I heard.

    Mine is covered with dried up gobbets of rheum while the screen betrays signs of liberal soaking by minuscule droplets of snot.


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    #3070
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Friend of mune met Billy Gibbons from ZZ Top in Cork airport. He wanted to shake hands but the Reverend would only do a "wireless fist bump". Clause in his insurdance.


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    #3071
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    The loon gradient is slowly getting steeper. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #3072
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,708 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I had a friend who had a sock under the bed for you know what. One evening, the sock went missing. It arrived back the following day, washed and ironed


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    #3073
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    “Having it out with the Lord”.....


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    #3074
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    jesus hes still going on about it.


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    #3075
    RobertKK
    Registered Users Posts: 33,749 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Just go around in a hazmat suit, problem solved.


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    #3076
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    dvcireland wrote: »
    fella on the green line Luas today, wiping himself down with a facecloth

    What part?


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    #3077
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,780 ✭✭✭buried


    This is ripe for somebody to call up and rightly pull the p!ss

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #3078
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,212 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "I think it's the biggest load of nonsense"


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    #3079
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    boardise wrote: »
    Mine is covered with dried up gobbets of rheum while the screen betrays signs of liberal soaking by minuscule droplets of snot.
    I had to look that up!


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    #3080
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    what colour are the gloves caller ?


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    #3081
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,212 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    No shaking hands in Knocknacarra!


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    #3082
    Sir Oxman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,492 ✭✭✭Sir Oxman


    withless wrote: »
    jesus hes still going on about it.
    Half an hour now! Amazing.


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    #3083
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,048 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe is concerned that Louis Copeland wont be able to stock Joe's favourite silk accoutrements

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #3084
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Anyone who doesn’t believe that the world is going nuts should be made listen to this shoite!


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    #3085
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 6,060 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Orwellmerchant wrote: »
    How slowly did she put on the glove caller?


    Half the ol' lads in the back seats of the Chaple hoping she'd remove her mittens burlesque style, the only bit of 'bouldness' they'd get up to from one Sunday to the next.


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    #3086
    Sittingpretty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,872 ✭✭✭Sittingpretty


    Roger_007 wrote: »
    Anyone who doesn’t believe that the world is going nuts should be made listen to this shoite!

    I’m still in disbelief that it’s actually on the air.


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    #3087
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    I sense gold ahead ........


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    #3088
    withless
    Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    can't interrupt dis atall atall.

    Joe taking de piss now full bore...


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    #3089
    zell12
    Registered Users Posts: 25,212 ✭✭✭✭zell12


    "I've a bit of land down the country"


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    #3090
    dvcireland
    Registered Users Posts: 14,048 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    smell of benjy

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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    #3091
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    Joe it's a disgrace the way people can't put up with the smell of shyte!!!


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