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Joexit-is Joe back for 2020?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Humiliation of signing on the Dole for pensioners

    Anorexia.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    - elections. It's real people an dat. NOX tax, carers, pensions, having to pay for anorexia care.

    Real stories, real people, real lives

    Call Joe 1850 715815


    Expect lots and lots of complaining and entitlement today !!!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Joe sounds very cranky indeed. His birthday presents last night mustn’t have met expectations.


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Joe sounds very cranky indeed. His birthday presents last night mustn’t have met expectations.

    Joe: No! I wanted a gold caviar spoon! You only got me a silver one!


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    De Coronavirus might take precedence as it’s starting to cause significant disruption of movement and activity in the world, seemingly in a way that contagious outbreaks have not done in our time. He’ll become an Expert in no time, diagnosing callers for sure over the air. Dat Corona thread is starting to gallop so to speak, I’m sure he will be taking his advice from it, with Dr O’Cardle only a phone call away with his membership of Mensa recently renewed.

    Its not causing any travel disruption in Ballyfermot, so Joe won't be interested.


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Its not causing any travel disruption in Ballyfermot, so Joe won't be interested.

    If, heaven forbid, RTÉ we’re out into quarantine and nobody could enter or leave RTÉ for two weeks, then he’d be very cranky indeed. How much would Claddaghgreen charge for that overtime?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    2smiggy wrote: »
    - elections. It's real people an dat. NOX tax, carers, pensions, having to pay for anorexia care.

    Real stories, real people, real lives

    Call Joe 1850 715815


    Expect lots and lots of complaining and entitlement today !!!

    nice diverse range of topics there and it'll be nice to think of these while we listen to mothers telling us tales about their anorexic daughters from 1.45 to 3pm.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,585 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    de mbb is worse dan peronivieus says i


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Humiliation of signing on the Dole for pensioners

    Anorexia.

    I don't get this. If you've worked all your life and paid tax, PRSI and more recently, USC (crash tax, so to speak) you've nothing to be humiliated about. It's those who don't work and won't work that should be humiliated.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Presents:
    Voucher for a bowl a de auld coddle in De Samsung Kitchen @ l’Ecrivain
    2 litre bottle of TK Red Lemonade
    Fry’s Model Railway lifetime admission ticket
    Mrs. Browninz Boyiz Complete DVD Boxset
    A case of Bollinger ‘57
    A voucher for re-upholstering de red velour waistcoat
    2 pairs of specially widened trousers
    Guiney’s 3 pack Assorted Hankerchief collection
    Guided Tour of Massey’s Undertakers
    2 RTE-branded leather covers for de EYEpads
    A generous fees increase courtesy of Noel, RTE, and YOU
    A dozen or so break-eens
    A death
    1 roll of dictionary toilet paper
    1 cheap auld tin of red paint
    Fireman’s pole erected in Chateau Duffy from de bathroom to the kitchen (beside de fridge)
    200 prints of de self portrait of him wearing de stockbroker shirt so to speak
    Ripley’s BELIEVE IT OR NOT DVD collection
    Oil for de drawbridge in de Chateau
    A Cross Gold Writing Instrument (“Pen” to you and me) for writin’ de bukes and dat
    1 Cheeky Charlie
    1 pochette
    2 cravats
    1 pair black leather driving gloves
    1 leather Trillby hat
    1 map of Dubalin Town
    36 packages a “King Crips”


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    sligojoek wrote: »
    I don't get this. If you've worked all your life and paid tax, PRSI and more recently, USC (crash tax, so to speak) you've nothing to be humiliated about. It's those who don't work and won't work that should be humiliated.

    it'd be humiliating lining up and people thinking you're a waster


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,013 ✭✭✭shearforce


    Presents:

    he'd be very offended getting a map of Dublin


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    shearforce wrote: »
    he'd be very offended getting a map of Dublin

    'twas an ironic present so to speak


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    'Danny Ella'


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Danny-ella


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    Danny-ella

    Is she ME-shell's sister?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭boardise


    HSE give two fingers to the Taoiseach but won't give a hand to Danny Eile !


  • Registered Users Posts: 39,569 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Planted FF voter!
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    what colour is da dog ?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    De pewer cat gorran awful froight.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭StreetLight


    2smiggy wrote: »
    what colour is da dog ?

    Yella, yella, yella....


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    whoy should the HSE be expected to pay for everything and have places available for every ailment


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Planted FF voter!

    |Mr. Duffy is the host actually.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,504 ✭✭✭cozar


    so England didnt work out for her?


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    3 beds. In a population of 5 Million.


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,603 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    200000 with eating disorders in the country ! bull sh-it


  • Posts: 11,614 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    200000 with eating disorders in the country ! bull sh-it

    That number does seem large.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    General GDPR.

    Good man Joe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    2smiggy wrote: »
    200000 with eating disorders in the country ! bull sh-it

    Unless obesity is considered an eating disorder.......?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    sligojoek wrote: »
    General GDPR.

    Good man Joe.

    GGDPR, as seen on de CCCCCTV.


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